OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. "Everybody Loves Raymond" is a WorldWide Pants Production and an HBO IndependentEnterprise Production.
Here, Barone fans, is Part Seven of the continuing erotic adventures of those hunky, horny, Barone men. I have had several requests from readers to do a story where Robert wears his NYPD uniform, so here it is........ UNZIP ANDENJOY!!
Robert had been invited to participate in a New York State police seminar up in Albany. As part of a "gimmick", Ray had been invited along as well, to do a "roast" on his brother, Robert. Robert certainly had no objections, since this meant that he and Ray could have some hot, sweaty man-sex in thier hotel room.....a NICE fringe benefit!!!!! So, on a hot, humid July morning, Robert and Ray set off for Albany in Robert's patrol car. Robert looked fuckin' hot in his uniform; his big, muscular thighs ready to rip out of his uniform pants, and his big hairy arms looking hot as hell in his dark-blue short sleeved uniform shirt. Every once in a while, Ray would reach over and grab his big brother's fat cock through his pants, loving the feel of that thick shaft and meaty balls through his pants. Robert moaned, but told Ray to lay off, as he had to concentrate on the road. But, Ray was TOO fucking horny to wait to get toAlbany!
He had plans of his own. Ray spotted an old side road branching off from the highway, and he tapped Robert on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, Robert, turn off here....keep on following this road 'till I say to stop." Robert blindly obeyed, and soon the NYPD cruiser was bumping over an old road full of pot holes, that obviously had seen little use in quite some time. "Hey, Ray," Robert boomed, "where the hell are we goin'?? We gotta get to Albany!" Ray didn't answer, but Robert detected a sly smile on Ray's face, and a growing lump in the crotch of his wornjeans.
Ray spotted an abandoned garage, and told Robert to pull in behind it. The tires growled on the gravel, and dust clouds filled the air. When Robert stopped the car, Ray opened up his wallet and flashed a toy police badge at Robert. "Lt, Robert Barone.....this is a citizen's arrest...you are under arrest for bieng too fucking sexy for your own good and also for inflicting cruel sexual torment on your brother.....you have the right to remain silent...." On and on droned Ray, as though he were an arresting officer hauling in a suspect. Robert said nothing at all, but his monster cock throbbed and pounded in his sweaty uniform pants, and he could feel the lube flowing freely into his tight briefs. "OK, FLATFOOT, OUT THE DOOR AND BEND OVER THE HOOD!" Robert obeyed, and Ray "frisked" Robert all over, paying particular attention to his bulging crotch and round, meaty ass. "HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!" Ray snarled, and, when Robert obeyed, Ray took out a pair of toy handcuffs he had bought the day before, and slapped them onto Robert's thickwrists.
Ray then unbuckled Robert's belt and unzipped his fly, and then pulled his uniform pants down his thick, hairy legs to his spit-polished shoes. Robert's blue briefs clung to his hot looking mounds like a second skin. Ray licked his lips greedily, and then went into the back of the car for his dufflebag. He reached in and took out a thick wooden paddle drilled with holes, an old fan belt, and a one of his old, worn loafers. Robert took one look at the aresenal of spanking tools Ray had brought along, he felt his fat cock unleash another huge glob of lube into his alreay saturated briefs. "PREPARE FOR PUNISHMENT, LT. BARONE!" Ray growled, and, picking up the fan belt, began an all-out assault on Robert's round, briefs-clad assmounds. CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! The thick belt stung like hell, even through the seat of Robert's briefs, and , so horny was the big, hairy police liuetenant, that he yowled up a storm like a dying brontosaurus. Ray again reached into his dufflebag, and took out of pair of his old, cum-stained briefs, stuffing them in Robert'smouth.
Then, Ray yanked down Robert's briefs, and Robert's massive nightstick snapped out at rigid attention against the fender of the police cruiser. Then Ray picked up the wooden paddle drilled full of holes. WHAPPP!! WHAPP!! WHAP!!! WHAAAAPPP!!! WHAPP!! WHAPP!!! WHAP!!! Robert's muffled yelps and cries were music to Ray's ears, and he watched as Robert's hefty, hairy buns nearly flattened with each hard blow of the paddle, and then springing back into shape once more, only to meet the sting of the paddle once again. Soon, Robert's furry glutes were a hot, glowing red, with small round blisters popping up across the expanse of hairy, manlycop-ass.
Then Ray picked up his old loafer. "YEAAAHHHH," he whined, going nuts at the sight of his big hulking brother's bare, blistered hairy backside bent over the hood of the car, "GET READY, BIG BROTHER, BECAUSE YOUR BROTHER RAY IS REALLY GONNA ROAST THAT BIG HAIRY ASS!!" SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! Robert's deep moans, muffled by Ray's briefs, sounded loud and clear as Ray attacked Robert's blazing, furry ass with the shoe. The more those big buns quivered, the more Robert groaned and humped the fender, the hotter Ray became. Hot tears coursed down Robert Barone's ruddy, macho cop-kisser...tears of submission, pain, total sexual ecstacy, and the hot, burning love he had for Raymond. Finally, when Ray thought Robert's battle-scarred, glowing, sore, furry butcheeks had had enough, he threw the loafer down and started stripping off his ownclothes.
The road was totally deserted; not so much as ONE vehicle had passed them by since they had pulled over. Ray took off everything except his checkered boxers and his socks, then got up on the hood and knelt down, his fat Italian dick sticking out of his fly, aiming right for Robert's face. "Suck this big cock good, flatfoot," Ray taunted, "get it nice and slick so I can shove it up that hairy ass of yours! Ray pulled out his old briefs from Robert's mouth and Robert wasted no time in wrapping his hot lips around the throbbing length of Ray's throbbing love-pole. Ray's hands rubbed and massaged Robert's broad, sweaty shoulders as his fat cock slid in and out from between his hunky brother's hot, manly lips. Ray didn't want to blow his wad now, so, he quickly pulled out of Robert's mouth and got down off the hood. He knelt behind Robert and Robert groaned as Ray's fingers dug into the sore, tortured, furry flesh of his well-abusedbuns.
But when Ray's big nose nudged his sweaty chute, and when his talented tongue started lapping away at his cock-starved hole, Robert moaned in deep pleasure, gyrating his big hairy ass in Ray's face. Ray gave his hunky older brother an A-1 rimjob, really slicking up his tight chute in preparation for a good, hard fucking. As the head of Ray's blunt cock pressed against Robert's sphincter, the big cop moaned, "....OOhhhhhh yeah, Cubby...yeahh..c'mon...fuck your big brother's hairy butt good...fuck me like the big cocksuckin' slut-cop I am...c'mon...C'MON!!!" Ray needed no urging, and, already, his smooth, sweaty balls were up against Robert's hairy, well-blisteredbutt.
As Ray started to plunge his pounding Italian sausage in and out of Robert's abused ass, he slid his hands up inside Robert's sweaty uniform shirt, and started to pinch and yank on those stiff, fur-encircled nipples. Ray had discovered that Robert LOVED good, hard tit-play! Robert's tight ass seemed to pull Ray's cock deeper and deeper, and, the harder Ray fucked him the harder Robert humped his massive cock against the car, which, already was sticky with globs of lube. "YEEEAAHHHhhhhh," Ray whined, "......half-way to Nakedtown, my brother!" Now, Ray had reached around and was furiously fisting Robert's lube-oozing cock as he plowed his hairy ass harder. Robert's prostate was bieng battered to a pulp; every overworked nerve-ending driving the hulking, hairy officer nuts with man-lust!! "UURRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!", Robert grunted, feeling his big, furry bloated nuts about to let loose "ARGHHHGGHHH!! UUGGHHHH!! UGNNNHHHH!!! OOHHFUCK!! FUCK!! FUCK!! AURGGHHHH!!!YESSSSS!!!!" Robert's thick hose throbbed madly in Ray's pumping fist, and hot, thick jets of cop-spooge splattered all over the police cruiser, and coated Ray's pumpingfist.
Robert's spasming asshole flexed and gripped Ray's pounding cock, and that brought the horny Italian sportswriter to his own, massive orgasm. "YESS!!! YESSS!! AAWSHITTTTT..AWWWROBERT...AUGGHHH!! UUGHH!!" Ray snarled, his cum-loaded nuts smacking Robert's flaming buns, unleashing hot jets of married daddy-jizz deep between his brother's flaming asscheeks. So intense was Ray's orgasm, that his cock caused cum to splatter out of Robert's chute with each plunge, matting together the thick black hairs of his sweaty man-trench. Ray collapsed on Robert's massive, sweaty back, feeling his spent dong gradually soften in Robert's well used and abused ass. He hugged Robert from behind in a fierce bear hug, nuzzling his thick neck and nibbling his ears. Hot cum dripped down the fender of the car, dribbling onto the dusty tire. Ray finally uncuffed Robert, and then Robert fixed his disheveled, sweat and jizz-stained uniform as best he could while Ray dressed. No one had seen them, no one had disturbed them during thier hot, out-of-doors cop spanking/fuckingfiesta.
Ray thoughtfully brought a rubber donut for Robert to sit on for the remainder of the drive to Albany, and, once they were back in the car and on thier way, Robert was already dreaming of what he'd do to Raymond once at the hotel!! Ray leaned over to give his hunky brother's thick thigh a squeeze and snickered. "What's so funny, Cubby?" Robert asked, feeling Ray's jizz still oozing out of his tortured chute to stain the seat of his tight briefs. "Nothin', man," Ray replied. "It's just that I know you now damn well know why EVERYBODY loves Raymond!" THE END!!! Hope you guys enjoyed! Comments and feedback are more than welcome! Chapter Eight will be coming soon....look for it!!