BANGKOK
Hotel window, streets full of life Neon lights flashing, food smells rife
Gridlocked traffic moving at last At 7pm the worst is past
A knock at the door, will I come Out on the town with Dave and chum
Why don't you come on our red light trawl? Well, I prefer to watch the rush hour crawl
But they get their way, Dave and Roy And I'd love to meet a ladyboy
I shine my teeth, spray my pits And see to all the other bits
And soon we're out there, on the hunt In search of tit and fragrant cunt
Except for me, though I do like tit I'm just unsure about the other bit
But Thailand culture is diverse and grand With so many ways to make cocks stand
So I'll live the dream of tits and dick And find myself that Bangkok trick
We enter a bar, pretty girls smile We order our drinks and sit meanwhile
Our cocktails are served, I sup and stare A doll at the bar with long black hair
The lads both grow in trepidation They put two-and-two and make the equation
Thus they agree, we're in the wrong place But I just love that Su-Wong face
They're going to find a proper pair But I can stay put if I dare
So I stay and watch the ladyboy show While into the night they off and go
Satin and lace, burlesque and bold, Sequins and smiles, a hand I hold
I take her back, the porter I tip He knows we're not just up for the kip
We sit on the bed and smoke some dope I'd like to give up but there's no hope
My head soon swims, but her beauty is real Her skirt is riding, I go for a feel
Gauzy stockings and soft warm flesh Is bound to make a man feel fresh
In my arms I take her, perfume smells divine The promise in her kiss, says that she is mine
My sweating hand wanders, finds the pantied cock Another night of happiness in wonderful Bangkok