BAD SANTA-7
Written by
Eugene Marvin
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Over the next couple of years I hung up my Santa suit at the mall and took a job working as a short-order cook at a greasy-spoon, moved out of my brother's apartment and into a room-for-rent, getting a steady piece of ass from the lady landlord in lieu of late rent! She's an older robust woman [another word for FAT], but the pussy was always warm and friendly and she eats ass like nobody's business! She wasn't exactly my type, but prison taught me I could just about fuck anything [so long as it has a hole]!
I hadn't exactly SEEN Santa Claus since that time I met him at the shelter {last chp}, but he was always good at leaving me a lil sumptin-sumptin under the tree [if I put one up]! I didn't get one the first year I moved into the room for rent, and ended up with NOTHING from Santa whatsoever! The following year I bought one of those lil' fold-up trees that stand about 3ft. tall and can tuck away in a corner somewhere..., and got a pocket-pussy from Santa...!...I fucked that thing so much that year that it literally fell apart around my dick one night [must've been made in Korea]!
Last year I was dreaming I was getting one of the best blowjobs of my life...!...and awoke to find my big black dick lying limply over my hip bone, still shiny wet from with someone's spit and dripping dew drops of cum dripping from the tip...! I sat up [thinking it was probably my lady landlord sleepwalking again], when I suddenly heard the thumping of reindeer, then heard the laugh of jolly ole' saint Nick as he continued on his quest [riding out of sight], yelling: `Merry Christmas Dane my sweet, your big black dick is always a treat!' I couldn't help but smile! Then I glanced under my tree and saw Santa left me a xmas present...!...upgrading me to a fleshlight for those cold winter nights when I'm alone!
This year I was hoping for another upgrade from Santa, having seen these advertisements on sex websites of life-size sex dolls [soft skin, flexible limbs, adjustable mouths, and accessible asses and pussies! They looked like real women, minus all the talking and nagging! I could see myself cuddled up with one in bed, my dick wedged in her ass and my hand cupping her rubbery tits in my sleep! But they cost like 5grand, and a nigga like me just aint got that type of money to waste on something so extravagant!
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I was flipping burgers at work one day in the middle of summer [sweating my ass off over a hot grill], when Chris Cringle himself (Saint Nick) showed up at my counter!
"Hi, Dane!" he smiled, wearing a baseball cap down over his gleaming blue eyes and rosy red cheeks, his white hair pulled back in a white braided ponytail [trying to be incognito]! I turned around and glance at him...taking a second look as I recognized his cottony beard [now trimmed down significantly over his chinny-chin-chins]!
"Well I'll be damned..." I laughed to myself, looking at the golly-old [moderately] fat man I once fucked at the homeless shelter {last chp}, staring back at me! "...how the fuck you been, man...? What'r you doin' here...?" I asked, reaching across the counter to shake his hand!
"Just taking a bit of a vacation..." he said [wearing a yellow Hawaiian shirt (with pictures of brown pineapples all over it) and cargo shorts with sandals], "...visiting a former true believer I met on a gay website..." he added [catching the attention of the nosey man sitting next to him]! "...he used to like to really eat those long stem frozen popsicles as a kid...!...the kind you could really suck deeply as it melted in your mouth...!...well he kinda learned a SKILL from it and wrote me a letter wanting to SHOW me how good he is with it!"
"So basically you're going to Hawaii just for a..."
"Blowjob! Yes!" admitted Nick! "Hopefully a FANTASTIC one!" he added, as the guy sitting next to him gave him a strange [distasteful] look!
"uh..., can you CLEAN up the conversation a lil' Nick...?" I suggested [not wanting him to insult our regular customers]!
Nick glanced over at the man next to him...!
"Albert Simons; 42, resides at 4041 Cedar Drive, bed-wetter until 16yrs old, lost your virginity at 20 in college...then AGAIN at 28 when you finally sucked your first cock in the back of a dark gay movie theatre..."
The man's mouth DROPPED open in disbelief...! "...so don't sit there acting like this conversation is beneath you...!...I happen to know for a FACT that if given the chance you'd take our favorite fast-food cook over there into the restroom and suck the cum straight out of his BBC if he'd let you!"
The man instantly blushed crimson red with embarrassed as he looked at me in shock...!...then quickly reached into his pocket to pay his bill [tossing the money on the counter] before walking out the door without even finishing his meal!
"Nick, Nick, Nick...!" I tisked [shaking my head], as I picked up the money for the register!
"Did you enjoy your Christmas present last year...?" he asked [changing the subject]!
"The Fleshlight...?" I recalled! "Hell yeah! I got a lot of mileage out of that bad-boi too!" I laughed [having used it on those lonely nights alone]! "Did your ELVES make that...?"
"You'd be surprised how freaky those little bastards can get!" joked Nick!
I leaned in closer towards him [over the counter]...!
"And uh, THANKS for the bj the year before...!" I whispered [to keep from any other customers hearing us]!
"MY pleasure!" winked the older white man, licking his pink lips! "I could DO it again for you NOW if you want!"
I looked around at the other customers awaiting their burgers and fries...!
"I don't have TIME right now..." I declined [needing to get this food out]!
"Not a problem!" said Nick, placing a device on the counter from his pocket, pushing a button that totally froze time...!
"What the fuck...?!" I shocked, as people FROZE in place at their seats [in mid-talk, mid-eat, and mid-drink]! "How'd you DO that...?"
"I'm Santa Claus..." he bragged, "...I can DO anything!"
"But EVERYTHING'S not frozen...!" I complained as people and cars outside the diner seemed unaffected [with traffic and pedestrians outside still moving]!
"Oh, if you want TIME to be affected all over, you have to talk to Father Time himself..." reasoned Nick, "...I can only freeze time in my immediate area...!...it comes in handy when someone walks IN on me in their homes...!...by the time they unfreeze they think I was a figment of their imaginations!"
"Good power to have!" I thought said [thinking solely as a former criminal]!
"Now...about that blowjob!" smiled Nick [mischievously], walking around the counter beside me! Before I could even respond, he physically turned me towards him [my back to the counter] and dropped to his knees to undo my pants and pull out my fat black prick...! "Not here, Nick...!" I protested [worried someone might walk into the store unexpectedly], just before his warm mouth wrapped around my hardening prick! "Ohshit!" I gasped as my dick GREW in his mouth, getting longer and thicker as it stretched down into the back of his throat [his hairy face buried in my groin]! "Ohfuck..." I gasped, "...you ain't playin' fair, mofo!" I moaned, tossing my head back between my shoulder-blades [my elbows leaning back against the counter]!
Nick smashed his face into my groin, then pulled back slowly [his lips receding back up my thick dark shaft] until he was sucking softly on the head!
"Fuck man...yur gonna git me in trouble...!" I moaned, looking back at the door [making sure no one walked in on us]! Nick looked up at me and smiled [with a gleam in his eyes] before going back down on me, swallowing me whole, re-burying his face in my pubes!
"Yooo..." I moaned, feeling his throat sink down around my thick shaft! "...where THE FUCK you learn that shit from...?" I asked [my vision starting to blur]! Nick started bobbing his head back and forth on my dick, his fat rosy cheeks hallowing inward as he dragged his lips up & down my bone, leaving wet slithery gobs of spit along the dark glistening shaft! "Really man..." I moaned [unable to find the angry tone I was looking for in my voice], "...you can't be doing this..." I groaned, tossing my head back in ecstasy! "...if we get CAUGHT..." I continued, glancing back at the door [again]! "...I cud git fired...! You know how HARD it iz for an ex-con to find legit work?"
"Very hard, I assume...?" asked Nick, coming up off my dick for a second before going back down on me again [taking all 9.5 inches as if it were nothing]!
"Fuck, man...! VERY hard!" I admitted, as he started to twist his head on my dick, corkscrewing it around in his throat! "What the fuck...?!" I gasped, as he pulled back to suckle the head like a blow-pop! I was amazed at how hard my dick was while at work, with about 7 customers sitting around frozen in place and the threat of someone new walking in and catching us...!
I seriously thought Nick was gonna suck me to completion...making me cum straight down the back of his throat...!...but then he suddenly pulled off and stood up, pushing his cargo shorts down off his waist to expose his pale-white ass...!
"Fuck me, Dane..." he said, grabbing a pat of butter off someone's plate to smear between his ass cheeks [lubing his hole]! "...shove your big thick dick up my ass...!...make me FEEL it man!"
I couldn't help looking at his plump ass and recalling how good it felt around my dick! Despite my best ?, I got in behind him and aimed my hardon between the cheeks and pushed in, breaking through his anal ring to sink slowly into his hot tunnel! I ground into him, making him lift onto his toes [his elbows leaning against the counter]! Then I pulled backwards and started fucking, thrusting into his fat ass as he rose up higher on the counter [practically in the face of another customer frozen in time]! The man [wearing glasses] had his hand up to his mouth, just about to stuff a ketchup covered french-fry in his open mouth was frozen in place as we fucked directly in front of him! But I paid him very little mind as I started to seriously get into fucking Saint Nick...!...holding onto his waist as I started slamming my hips into his ass!
"URHGG...!!...YEAH! YEAH, FUCK ME! UHG...!!...UHG...!!...UHG...!!...UHG...!!" grunted Nick, as my dick dug through his butter smeared hole, stretching him out widely from within...!...totally forgetting about the world outside, concentrating on the hole sucking off my hard shaft, as I rammed into him again and again!
Nick practically climbed up onto the counter, using the lower-leveled shelf to place his knees on as he hiked his ass up to my waist lever, allowing me to slam into him harder, having a straight shot into his bowels! In this position I was able to fuck him harder, my balls slapping against his everytime I drove my big dick home [up his ass]! Nick panted more as he got closer to the customer in front of him [steaming up his glasses in the process]!
"FUCK! OHFUCK...!!" groaned Nick, as I battered his hole as deeply as I could, totally not caring if his ass was in pain...!...needing to get myself off in the meanwhile!
"Shit..." I groaned, feeling my orgasm coming on strong! "...you bout to catch this nut, Red...!" I teased, feeling the climax building in my balls...!...tightening my hands on his waist as I hammered him hard and deep!
"Give it to me, Dane..." yelled Nick, glaring back over his shoulder! "...pump that nut into me directly...!...I want it!"
I bashed into Nick's ass for another minute or so before finally ramming in gut-deep and holding myself inside...!
"Uhg..." I groaned, as I planted myself inside and ground my hips into his plush butt, feeling his hot-heated innards basking my hardon like a warm fleshy mouth! "...urrhhhgg fuck..." I grunted as my dick doubled in size and started to pulse and throb in his gut!
"...URRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGG...!!!" I yelled out louder as the first was wad SHOT from my flaring dick, saturating his innards with a series of heavy gushes, flooding his sucking cunt!
"UHG...!...UHG...!...UHG...!...UHG...! YES! YES, GIVE IT TO ME, DANE! UHG! UHG! OHHH...!!" grunted Nick, shooting his own load over the counter, as hot white spurts exploded from his rock-solid dick, spitting out over the man's plate of fries in front of him!
"OOHH...!!...OOHH...!!...OOOOOHHHHHGGG...!!" groaned Nick, slumping forward as I slowly withdrew from his clinching hole!
"I have to get back to WORK, Nick...!" I said, tucking my dick back in my pants as Nick climbed down from the counter!
Nick hobbled his ass back around to his seat..., then [once we were back in place] hit the END button to start time back up again...! Suddenly the burgers started frying again as the clock began ticking and people resumed talking, eating, and drinking!
"How'd my GLASSES get fogged up...?" asked the man sitting at the counter, taking off his glasses to wipe clean with his napkin!
Once his newly cleaned glasses were back on, he stared down at his plate and ask; "What's all this creamy stuff all over the counter AND my fries...?" I turned around to look and was like...!
"Someone must've spilled cream from their coffee all over the place..." I lied, hoping he didn't TASTE the substance...! "...I'll get a fresh order right up!"
The guy stared at the creamy white streaks covering the ketchup on his fries, as I quickly swooped in and pulled the plate from in front of him while wiping up the mess with a wet rag...! I gave Nick as HARD look, as Santa simply smiled [devilishly] before getting off his stool to walk out the door [as if he'd never been there]...!
Written by NPhillydogg@aol.com
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