Apple TV Fantasy
Greetings, dear reader. The following is simply a fantasy. Oh but for it to have been real! This is my first story, and I gladly welcome constructive criticism. There are more chapters planned, but only if you enjoy it. This turned out to be more work than I realized!
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I got caught. I was showing off my fancy smart home tech, and I got caught.
Ed is my friend at work. I think we all have that person at work. The person who will lend a hand when you ask. The person who you don't mind hanging out with for a bit and shooting the sh*t. Ed is that person for me. He's fun to talk to and has a great sense of humor.
He's not awesome at technology, but that's where I come in. I am. So, when Ed has a minor computer glitch, he comes to me. I think we are both very upset at having to take part of our days to hang out... I mean fix a computer issue.
Ed is not the tallest person in the room; he is more compact than most. Stocky might be a good description of him. Stocky with a jet-black lumberjack beard. Ed is a former firefighter and still looks it. Strong and muscular, he is covered in a smattering of tattoos. Some, he has hinted, in more private areas. Not that I would wonder about such things.
Ed and I have become good friends at work; the other day, I invited him and his wife over for dinner. I moved into my new house a few months ago, but my couch had just been delivered a few days prior. Ed said his wife probably wouldn't come – her work schedule – but he could come over. Perfect, I thought with a smile.
Ed came over, and we had a couple of beers. We got to talk; basically, all those conversations we'd been having at work without the annoyance of having work interrupt them. We both sat down on the couch.
"Hey man," I asked, "want to check out the new Assassin's Creed?" "Sure," said Ed.
"Watch this," I proudly exclaimed. "Alexa, turn on PS4." Sure enough, the TV turned on and switched to HDMI1; the soundbar switched to ARC input. Oh, and the lights in the living room dimed about 50%.
"Very nice," crooned Ed.
"Well," I confessed, "I did have to hit the button on the PS4 controller." I remember we laughed as we sat down on the sectional.
I learned that Ed is terrible at Assassin's Creed. If I didn't like my friend so much, I would have laughed at him. Ed managed to get himself stuck climbing a house when I asked him, "Ed, you seem a little tense. Interested in a little green?"
Ed sat up straight. "You really have some? Wow, I haven't had a weed in a long time," he trailed off.
"Be right back," I replied as I left the room. I quickly packed a small bowl with the "good" stuff. This is for my good friend, Ed; nothing but the best.
I got back to the living room to find Ed had turned off the video game and was sitting expectantly on the couch. "Ha!" I laughed. "You look like a dog waiting for a treat!"
Ed chuckled, "Just don't make me beg!"
We sat down on the couch and I offered Ed the green hit. "Go slow," I warned, "this is some really good stuff." Ed took my lighter and took a hit from the bowl. I noticed how he kept the flame only on half. In the pot-smoking world, that was very polite. We spent the next 15 minutes passing the bowl back and forth. And then that shit started kicking in.
"Dude," I croaked to my friend, "how are you feeling?"
"F*cking awesome, man. You weren't kidding; this shit is great."
"Want anything to drink?"
"Some water," Ed replied. As I walked into the kitchen; Ed asked, "Do you want to watch Netflix or something?"
"Sure," I paused, "Alexa turn on Apple TV."
And here, folks, is when I got caught.
For you see, on my 55 inch, 4K TV was the glorious image of some rustic barn room and a rather happy Johnny Rapid with a man's cock buried in his ass. Ed got a full-frontal view of what I nutted to last night!
"Oh," I softly exclaimed, grabbing the Apple TV remote. My thumb stabbed at the back button. It didn't help. For now, displayed was a full menu of many different videos. A – I'm nearly ashamed to say – small portion of my vast porn library. My mostly... gay... porn library.
"That's much better," I deadpanned.
The silence stretched.
Then the absurdity of the situation – perhaps helped by a little bud – kicked in. First me, then Ed, started giggling. Stoner laughing, in fact.
I joined Ed on the couch. "Well, now you know. I think dudes are hot."
"That's cool man," Ed smiled. "I kinda figured."
"Figured what?"
"That you're gay."
"I'm not gay; I'm bi"
"Okay, man," Ed quipped. "Sure."
"Look," I said getting into my lecture mode. "I'm a firm believer in that line from '30 Rock' that says sexuality is a continuum. I am `but a voyager on a vast ocean of pleasure.' I'm attracted to women and men. True, more attracted to men; probably a 60/40 split." I paused.
In a low voice I added, "Maybe 70/30."
"That's cool, dude," Ed replied, his eyes slightly wide. He hesitated, "So what kind of porn can you get on your TV?"
My brain went in to overdrive. Adrenalin pumped icy fire through my veins. Time stopped. A million voices in my head asked the same question. Did he just ask to watch porn with me? Hot, sexy Ed wants to watch porn with me? The million voices answered with a resounding Yes, please!
"Uh, lots of kinds of porn," I began. Ed seemed... genuinely curious. "Dudes jacking off, dudes with dudes, dudes with ladies, 3-ways, more-ways, the only thing I don't have is chicks wi..." I trailed off. Ed looked at me with an ever-widening grin. I couldn't help but smile back. "What?"
"Man, you've got a lot of porn," Ed laughed.
"Hey! I'm a very horny guy!"
"Show me something. Do like a guy jacking off."
"Okay," I answered. My fingers were shaking just a bit as I worked the remote, searching for something good. I won't go in to the particulars, but suffice it to say my porn collection is large. I soon found what I was looking for. A muscled, college-age guy is on the screen, shirtless. His hand starts to rub the front of his pants.
"This is what gets you going?" Ed asked. "This guy is hot?"
"Uh, yeah," I answered in mock disbelief. How could Ed not see that this smoking guy – oh, shit that's a nice cock. The model on screen leaned back on the bed and really seemed to get in to it. His fist pumping up and down on his hard member. Every so often "Chester" would pinch and grab his nipples.
"Ha!" Ed cried, "you're getting hard!"
"Well, what did you expect?" I laughed back at him. On screen, Chester was getting off. He arched his back as his cock unleashed cum all across his chest. My dick twitched in my pants, and I gave me pecker a little squeeze. A quiet moan escaped my lips.
"Ha!" Ed grunted. "What else you got?"
I found a straight porn and jumped to the part where the guy is plowing this hot blonde. It's a good one where a hunky guy is just slamming his dick in her pussy. The shot switches to an under-the-balls view of this dude's unit sliding in and out of a very wet snatch. His balls swing with each thrust. Macaroni sounds intensify.
As if in unison, Ed and I both reached for our cocks at the same time. He noticed that I noticed him, and we quickly turned away.
That icy-hot adrenaline coursed through my body again.
Thinking fast, I grabbed a couple of blankets from the back of the couch and tossed one to Ed. "Thanks," Ed mumbled, spreading the blanket over his lap. Dude on TV has flipped the girl around and is getting ready to finish in the missionary position. They speed up. Dude's cock is tearing up that pussy like it's- Dude pulls out and shoots a thick rope all over them titties in one, two, three huge blasts.
"Nice," the words pass my lips in a soft susseration. "Want to watch more?" I asked my friend.
Ed thinks for a moment. "Show me a gay porn." "Really?" I asked, maybe a touch too excitedly.
"I've never seen a gay porn... I wonder what it's like," Ed said with a shrug.
I find a nice Broke Straight Boys oral scene. I skip to the part where the boys are stroking each other's dicks, and my eyes are locked on the screen. I don't dare look at my friend. The boys start sucking some dick. The black-haired one hesitantly licks his buddy's hard penis. The boy opens his mouth and swallows that cock. His head slowly starts to bob up and down.
My own dick strained at my pants. Under the blanket, I unzipped my khakis; fished around in my boxer briefs; and hauled out my cock. My hardening dick in my hand, I stroked my shaft to the HD action in front of me. The boys switch places and now the suckee is the sucker.
I hear a zipper. Ed's zipper. I hear Ed's zipper.
The boys in the video have finished their experimentation and begin jacking themselves off. The video was one of my "tamer" ones, after all. The boys get their nut, exploding in twin fountains of jism. Under my blanket, my hand continued to stroke. From the corner of my eye, I saw Ed's blanket wasn't exactly still.
"Alright," Ed said as the video ended. "What's next?" I didn't think Ed was really in the mood to watch hard-core, ass-pounding, man-on-man fucking, so I had to think for a second.
"Want to see what's like the hottest fantasy of mine?"
"Okay," Ed stretched the word out. I searched through my collection until I found it. If you've ever seen Beyond Straight from Sean Cody, it's that one. Fuck that video is hot!
It stars two cut guys and a freakin' nympho of a girl. I'm getting hard just thinking about that video. The straight guy and girl are getting hot and heavy. The two caress and fondle each other; they're both getting ready for some FUCKIN' when in walks hot guy #2. He eventually talks the couple into inviting him to the sex. Ah, porn fantasies.
I took a moment to get my pants unbuckled. I noticed a wet spot starting to show through the blanket. "So, Ed," I asked, "just how curious are you?" I waggled my blanket-covered dick to make sure he got the point.
"Not that curious!" Ed replied loudly. Maybe he said that a little louder than he meant because he paused for a moment. "But maybe a little curious." He whipped off his blanket and showed me his cock.
"Niiiiice" I blurted out before I could think. "I mean, uh," I struggled for the words. I finally just shrugged. "Nice," I repeated. Ed's cock wasn't some giant baseball bat. Seven and-some-change inches of my friend's thick man-meat stood proud and tall in his fist. A pearl of pre-cum glistened at the top of his head. His nutsack was pulled in tight to his cock; his balls just begging to be licked. Some of his tattoos peeked around his manly bush. Fuck, I thought, unconsciously biting my lower lip.
Not to be outdone, I whipped my own blanket off and showed Ed my respectable 6.5 inches. "Looks like you got me beat!" I said with a forced laugh. The action in the porno was heating up. Straight guy is getting his knob polished by the chick while my hero dude stuffs his dick further into her cunt. Hero reaches over to fondle Straight's rigid member, but Straight is having none of that.
My own breathing got a little deeper, and my hand worked a little faster on my dick.
The girl manages to convince Straight to let Hero play with his cock and balls a bit. Hero wastes no time in swallowing that prong in one gulp. My hand sped up on my cock; the video approaches one of its hottest scenes.
Hero goes back to fucking the girl while straight stands up. He feeds his cock to Hero.
Oh, fuck that's a hot scene. Pre-cum pours from my piss slit.
That fucking hot dude has his prick inside that fucking hot chick. Her tits rock with the pounding she's getting from his fat cock. While he's fucking that girl, his mouth is busy with another dude's cock. Dude is fucking a pussy and sucking a cock. Oh. Oh! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! I'm cumming.
My dick fired warm jizz into the air, fireworks went off in my head as the intensity of my orgasm gripped me. The goo landed back on my shirt, soaking it. "Ah... ah..." Ed grunted. My head whipped around to watch. Ed raised his shirt – showing off his sexy tummy and chest – and let loose a flood of milky white on his tatted chest. Three, four, five jets of cum – six – shot from Ed's love rocket to land on those colorful muscles.
We both slumped back on the couch, our breathing heavy. In the double bliss of orgasm and weed, I turned my head to Ed. I looked at his cum-covered body and then at him. "Dude," I whispered. "That was awesome!"
"Yeah," Ed breathed back.
Taking a chance, I added "we should do that again sometime."
Ed gave a non-committal laugh, though with a smile. I looked down at the almost-literal pool of cum that Ed had sprayed all over himself. "Let me get you a towel."
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