ANYTHING FOR THE BIG ONE by bawdypen
"DAMN! A DIRTY FUCK AGAIN? What's with you? I'm tired of this, you sonof-abitch. Now get down here and lick that shit off my prick!"
"I'm sorry...I'm sorry! Please, don't make me do that!"
"I don't wanna hear it, old man. I only fuck you as a favor...and because you're the only guy I know that can take all twelve inches. But every time I do it, you get my prick all covered with shit!"
"Well, I know, but...I don't know what to do. I always take a shit before I meet you. It's just that your cock's so big and you go so deep up my guts that you fuck into tomorrow's turd!"
"Hmmm. Maybe so. Suck it anyway. I always wanted to see a guy eat shit, and you're dirty enough to do it."
"Hey, just cause I like lickin' your asshole..."
"Yeah, even when it's dirty, right?"
"Well..."
"Well nothing. Maybe I just won't fuck you again. You want this big prick up your whory ass again, suck that shit off!"
"Never again?! Uh, okay...I'll do it in that case."
"You'll do it anyway, you old fuck! You don't get it anywhere else and you love my cock too much to deny me anything. Too bad you don't have any money. Still, I'll admit you sure know how to squeeze your butthole and draw my jizz out. Here, start on my filthy knob and lick your way down the shaft."
The guy was right...he couldn't attract guys any more and he didn't have any money to buy them. He actually felt honored to be able to lick and suck this guy...and get that monster up his ass once in a while. If cleaning off his own shit was the only way to insure his getting this prick...he put his mouth over the fat, shitty knob and quickly ate the crap off in disgust.
But...he found in comparison to the smell, the taste was rather mild. And when he found the guy's prick remaining hard and begin to throb, he even slowed down and looked up as he licked the shaft.
"Yeah, damn, that's kinda hot! Eat that shit, old man! Bet you'd rather it was mine, hunh? I've been leaving my asshole more dirty every time I come here, and you've never even mentioned it. Didn't want to admit you like licking it off, hunh? But I knew, and you knew, right? Now lick the other side. I can see in your eyes you really like that."
"N-no, I don't!" the man blurted in his defense.
"Keep licking and let's get serious. You'd like it if it was my shit, wouldn't you?"
"I...I wouldn't like it...but it'd be better than my own, I guess."
"Hey, that can be arranged..."
"NO! I...I didn't mean..."
"Shut up and put that prick back in your mouth! I'm thinking."
The older man dutifully continued to suck the prick clean. After a few minutes, Vern sighed.
"Damn. I can't think when I gotta piss. Ready for a gusher? We know you like that."
A nod of the head and the mouth was eagerly wrapped over the fat knob in anticipation. A few slow dribbles soon erupted into a powerful stream that gushed down the man's talented, gulping throat...sating not only his thirst but washing the shit flecks from his mouth and teeth and flushing it into his belly.
Letting out a satisfied sigh, Vern formulated his plan.
"Listen, I said let's be serious. I never told ya, or anybody else, but I fuck around with one of the guys in the gang. He blows real good and I let him put his prick up my ass and come. He don't exactly fuck me...he just sticks it in and shoots up my hole. He'd like to get fucked, but the two times I tried it hurt him too much. So how 'bout this deal? I let him fuck me real good and you suck my shit off his dick? In return, he'll probably let you fuck him...how's that?"
"Uh, what's he like?"
"He's a crazy Spic. Like I said, he blows like a champ. Kinda skinny with a so-so cock maybe 8-9 inches, and not a hair on his ass and not much on his balls."
"Do you blow him, too?"
"Hell no, I don't suck cock! Jerked it a coupla times, but that's all. No big deal jerkin' a guy. You interested?"
"Think he'd blow me?"
"Probably. He admits he's queer. We just don't tell the other guys. I wouldn't have known if he hadn't gotten all gooshy when he first saw my putz hard. He caught me jacking off and said he'd go down on it if I didn't say anything. I don't turn down blowjobs."
"Uh, it might be okay. I mean...yeah, I noticed your butthole keeps getting dirtier all the time. I just didn't think you knew it. I was surprised the first time it was filthy, but I kinda liked the taste. You're right, I can't pick up guys your age any more. I'll do anything to keep you coming over. If you wanna get kinky about it...I'll go along. What the hell, you already consider me a dirty pervert. What have I got to lose?"
"Heh! You are a dirty pervert. You just licked your own shit off my prick! You'd let me take a shit in your mouth, wouldn't you?"
"I...I suppose I would," he hung his head in embarrassment. "But not in front of anybody else!"
"What's the difference? If you'll lick my shit off another guy's cock, why not take a turd in your mouth?"
"J-just because. If...if I let him put his dirty cock in my mouth, would you fuck me while I suck it?"
"Sure. Hell, he'd love to see me really fuck a guy. Why don't I call him up right now?"
"Alright, go ahead!" The man was now excited at the prospect. His cock got harder as he watched the punk grab the phone.
"Hey, scumbag! Whatcha doin'? How'd you like to come over and fuck the shit outta my ass? Yeah, really. No, not home. I'm over here at some fag's house. Okay, okay, don't be so touchy. An older gay fellow's boudoir...how's that, you dumb cock- sucker?" He winked at the man. "I know I've never mentioned him. Takes my prick all the way. He just got done licking his own shit off my dick and he's still hungry. No, I'm not bullshitting you. He wants to clean my shit off your prick. That's why I'm gonna let you fuck me all the way. You can fuck him, too, if you want. He'll probably clean you off after, even though he prefers the taste of my shit better than his own. What? I don't know. We'll find out after you get here. Naw, don't wash or nothing, just hurry up. Here's the address..."
"Gosh, he's really coming?" the man gulped when he'd hung up.
"Oh, yeah! He's got a boner already. Said he wouldn't miss it."
"What was the last part he asked?"
"Ah, he was just wonderin' if you liked the taste of Puerto Rican shit. Said he was just about to take a dump and asked if he should keep it handy for you." He laughed, making an obscene motion of a guy taking a shit. "You wanna try a turd? Tonight's the time!"
"Hey, don't get me too deep into this, okay?"
"You're deep in shit already, fella. You still got some on your lip! Don't worry...I won't make you do that. Course, you can if you want."
"I don't think so. But if you're gonna get fucked, maybe I oughta loosen you up real good."
"Mmmm. Wanna suck my asshole some more, hunh?"
"Yeah. Lemme do it til he gets here!"
"Okay. Let me unlock the door. I told him to just walk in."
The punk did so, then straddled the man's face and lewdly squatted down and settled his big asshole on the man's mouth to be sucked on. Having his shithole licked out was a great pleasure for him, and this guy was the only person he knew who was willing to do it. Many times, while in this position, he'd fantasized about taking a big shit in the guy's mouth.
That's one reason why he'd begun to leave his craphole dirtier and dirtier lately...hoping the guy would like the spicy taste enough to let him. He preferred chicks, but fags seemed to be more willing to do nasty things. He wasn't a great looking guy, and girls weren't all that impressed with his huge cock because they found it hurt too much.
But faggots always got turned on by it. Even if they couldn't take it, they were willing to try. At least these two queers certainly enjoyed sucking up the cream from his balls. And jacking off his buddy was no great sacrifice. Holding those stiff 8" wasn't too bad.
"Hey, Vern! Gettin' your butt sucked, hunh?" the guy burst in, closing the door.
"Yep! Hey, you're queer, how come you never sucked my ass?"
"I don't know. I've never done it before. Besides, your crack stinks all the time."
"Well here's one guy that don't mind. He sucks the shit right off my hole!" He gets up and turns around the other way, facing the man's feet. "Meet Clarence. Clarence, that's Rudy. Keep sucking."
Rudy approached them, quickly taking his clothes off. "Hell, he's only about 45. I thought you had some old geezer."
"He's sure geezin' my asshole! You like him so much, why don't you get down and suck his prick?"
"Didn't say I like him, but he's got a nice crank." He got between Clarence's legs and put the man's cock in his mouth.
"Mmm, that's hot. Never seen ya blow a cock 'cept for mine. Better not do him too good, he hasn't come yet. He'll blast your tonsils soon if you suck like you usually do. Better just lick a while."
"Nice cock. You ain't the only one, though, Vern. When we ain't got something going, I spend time at the shithouse in the park. Plenty of guys hang around there looking for blowjobs. I sucked off 12 pricks in one day over there and got sucked off twice myself!"
"Damn, you're a real slutty cocksucker! Guess all you fags are like that, hunh? Think they'd like my prick in there?"
"Don't make me laugh. You'd be mobbed and you know it. Those queers get a load of your cock and they'll devour you! I'm not kidding. They'll drag you out and strip you...probably chew your smelly balls right off!"
Rudy got up, leaving the cock bobbing freely, and went around to where Vern was getting his asshole swabbed out. He bent down.
"Hi. Like that shithole, hunh? Looks like you've really got it opened up nicely. That's good. I've been wanting to fuck his ass for a long time. Want me to drag some shit outta there? You really gonna lick it? Here's my cock...see if you like it."
Rudy wagged his prick over Clarence's face...rubbing it up and down Vern's crack.
"Oh, that's nice!" Clarence commented, extremely excited. "Yeah, I wanna see you fuck him, alright. Get it dirty for me. I don't care how shitty it is...I'll lick it off!"
"Go ahead," Vern suggested, "might as well fuck me this way. Stick it in his mouth; let him get it wet. Fuck me right over his face so he can catch the smell. But when you pull out, don't put it in his mouth til I can watch. I promised to fuck him while he cleans your prick!"
"GAWD! I never thought I'd be doing something as dirty as this with YOU!"
Clarence slobbered all over the big, uncut cock, reveling in the cheesy taste.
"Okay, scooch that hole back, man. I'm ready to plug you!"
"Hey, I'm ready for it, you cocksucker, but take it easy. You're the only guy that's ever put his prick in me, remember? So you know I've never really been fucked."
"Hold on, slick, you're gonna like this!" Rudy promised. He let Clarence lick his cock some more, until it was good and wet, then he mushed it over the guy's wet asshole and began to ease it in. "Don't tighten up, now, just let me slip it in. Oooh, that's it. See, it's going right up there without a hitch. Ah, man, you were made to be fucked!"
"JEEZ!" Vern cried, bent forward. "I can feel it going in, but it ain't as smooth as you think! Lemme catch my breath, willya?!"
"Alright. You got half of it. Push back when you want more."
"Okay. Wantin' to see him lick my shit's the only reason I'm doin' this. You know that, doncha?"
"Sure, sure," Rudy giggled. "Big horse-cocked sonofa- bitchin' stud like you couldn't possibly enjoy a fat prick up your ass, right? Now hump that butt back. I can already feel it's squishy in there."
Clarence didn't have any doubt, either. He could smell the cock right above his face. It was tremendously exciting seeing Vern getting fucked right over him. He started to lick Rudy's hanging nuts. They were quite hairless, and Clarence liked them that way. He preferred licking and tasting the wrinkled ballskin without a bunch of hair getting in the way. He liked assholes that way, too, and intended to lick Rudy's ass before this was over. Vern had hair on his hole, but Clarence didn't mind it so much cause he craved the guy's prick. He even had to admit that the hair kept a lot of hot smells entrapped, and he certainly loved the smell of Vern's shitty crack! He was gonna lick the guy's shit, and he was looking forward to it. He was glad the guy had made him lick his own crap...because it brought matters to this!
"Oooh, it's fuckin' hot in there, man! Couple more inches?"
"Okay!" Vern slammed his ass back, taking it all. "Damn! Guess I relaxed more than I thought I could. Fuck me now. Start stroking so that old fuck can smell my shit and get turned on knowing he's gonna eat it! UGH! YEAH! FUCK ME!"
"You got it, buddy! You're not enjoying this too much, are you?" He chuckled with a bit of sarcasm.
"Fuck off! Just screw me. Aw, damn! Oh, slam that big Puerto Rican prick up there! You dirty fags got something with this butt-fucking alright. Maybe I could get to diggin' this...but you ain't ever gonna put a cock in my mouth...that's for sure!"
"No, of course not, buddy. We know you'll never put your lips on a guy's prick," Rudy assured him, smiling to himself. "I could tell that every time you jacked me off and blew your scum in my mouth!"
"Yeh, you like my scum, hunh? Suck my prick n' drink my jizz!"
"Sure, man. You know I love your big loads. Maybe this guy's able to take that monster up his ass, but I'll bet he don't blow you like I do."
"N-no...you're the best, man! Best fucker...I mean, cocksucker!"
"It's okay, baby, say it. Tell me how much you like me fucking your asshole. You're a natural, Vern. You're fuckin' stuffed with shit up there and it still ain't hurtin' ya too much. I'm screwin' your fuckin' TURD and you still got room for more prick!"
"Heh! Maybe I could even take my own, hunh?"
"You just let me know. I got this friend with a cock that nearly matches yours. He'd love to screw you and take your prick up his ass. Why don't you just go with it and bend over more? Lick the guy's nuts or something. What're you afraid of?"
"Ungh, ungh! Bein' queer, man, what do you think? I don't wanna be queer! I'll just...play with his balls. How's that?"
"You don't hafta ask. Do what you want. Suck his fuckin' cock. It don't matter what you do. Ain't nobody ever gonna call you a sissy boy, you hot stud. No matter what you do. We ain't gonna tell anyway."
Clarence's cock was flapping around. Vern ignored it, but did grab hold of his balls and squeeze them with an uncommon tenderness. The stench coming from that cock being dragged from the asshole over his nose was causing him concern. But the sight was so deliciously overwhelming...and having his balls played with...was helping him retain his resolve. Of course, he realized he wouldn't have any choice in the matter. With Vern agreeing to getting fucked like this...even if he was enjoying it...left no doubt that he'd force him if necessary!
"Got a lot of shit coming out now, Vern. Really stinks! I'm gonna have to blow soon or pass out!"
"Okay, buddy. Cram it up there and get as much shit on it as you can while you dump your load up my ass. I wanna see him lick your cum all mixed in with my poop!" He grabbed Clarence's cock and jerked it.
"Oooh, get it dirty! Get it dirty!" Clarence gushed. Just having the guy's hand on his cock for the first time suddenly made the stink he was breathing smell like pungent flowers!
"OH! OH! URGH! ERRRNN! FUUUUUCK!" Rudy cried, emptying his balls. He was punching Vern's asshole with deep, turd-mashing drives.
"Oh, man, gettin' my ass creamed!" Vern said, surprised. His cock was dripping on Clarence's chest. Rudy's prick was slamming against his prostate, and it was all he could do to keep from coming himself. But he wasn't about to fuck up his plans, and he was eager to fuck the man's cavernous rectum again.
"Damn, you're a good fuck!" Rudy complimented him. "Ready to slip out. Hold your horses so you don't wipe me clean."
"Okay. Pull that crap outta there, guy. Let's see some shit-eating now!" He tried to remain loose as Rudy slipped his gooey prick out. Letting out a big breath, he turned around and looked at the cock. "Holy fuck! Your prick looks like a turd!"
"Smells like one, too!" Rudy squinched up his nose. "Let's get this over with, okay? I came and I'm not much interested any more."
"Alright. Lay back and let the man do his work. Come on, you old fuck. Getchur ass up so I can fuck it."
Clarence hopped up and got between Rudy's legs. On his elbows, he thrust his ass up. Having already been fucked earlier, his veteran rectum had no trouble taking the truncheon again without any lubricant but the load still lodged up there. He didn't care. Seeing that cock remain stiff from the excitement at what he was going to do, he smiled at Rudy.
"Let me suck your asshole later, okay?" he said to him.
"Sure, if you clean my cock real good," Rudy promised.
"Don't worry. I think I'm gonna like this!"
Stuffed to the gills with that huge prick again, Clarence went down on the filthy cock and hungrily ate the mound of shit covering the knob! He gobbled up Vern's mushy excrement like it was fudge! He'd never been hornier in his life than he was being with these two young punks and filling his mouth with hot shit! Vern had him by the hair, and had his head pulled to the side so he could watch the man eating his crap. He humped the asshole and brought his head down next to the shit-eater's and got a better view. Even the stink of his own shit was a turn-on at this point. He looked over at Rudy's astonished eyes.
"See? Fucker'll do anything for me. Wanna see him suck shit outta my ass?"
"He's a real filth-dog, that's for sure! He said he wants to suck my asshole. How 'bout I shit a turd in his mouth?"
"Whadda you say, Clarence? Wanna suck a big greasy Puerto Rican turd after that? Yeah, look at him go! He'll eat shit all night if we let him. Clean that prick then I'll turn you over. Fuck your brains out while my buddy takes a big dump in your mouth?"
"Unh hunh! Mmmmm. Yeah. More shit...more shit! I wish I'd known this stuff tasted so good years ago! Shitturdsassholes... shitturdsassholes! I GOTTA CUM!"
Pulling his cock out with a noisy ploosh, Vern quickly flipped Clarence onto his back. The man's cock was throbbing dangerously, and Rudy noticed it. He quickly scooted over in time to take Clarence's prick between his lips and receive an abundance of hot sperm that just kept squirting into his mouth...probably the most prodigious load he'd ever swallowed!
That, and the whole atmosphere, still had him fired up. As Vern rammed his cock back into Clarence's hole, Rudy climbed onto the man's face and sat his asshole onto his mouth. He wanted eaten out...AND he wanted to shit so bad he was determined to not let the chance go by.
"Eat me out! Suck my asshole! I'm gonna shit in your mouth!"
"Oh, yeah!" Vern cried out, grabbing Clarence by the ankles and spreading them wide so he could get a good view while he kept plugging away.
Clarence--still extremely excited, having lost none of his erection--lewdly sucked away at the offered, nearly hairless brown hole. He wanted it. Damn his perverted lust, he wanted it more than anything. With that impossibly huge piece of meat plundering his rectum, heaven was on the horizon!
Rudy closed his eyes and grunted. Adjusting his feet and placing his palms on the floor for leverage, he lifted up slightly to adjust for what he knew would soon be expelled from his colon.
Clarence--and Vern, too--could plainly see Rudy wrinkled anus get wider and wider, expanding until a dark brown nub appeared. It glistened with sparkling assjuice, causing the man's tongue to eagerly begin lapping over it.
"Oh, fuck, man," Vern gushed, "that's so hot! Lick that cocksucker's turd! Yeah, lick the shit coming out of his ass!
It got longer and longer, easing out. Rudy was obviously trying to control the speed, knowing it must be a sight to behold. It wasn't long enough yet for him to see, even though he was ducking his head in an attempt to observe his turd going into another man's mouth, but the other two were staring with salacious enjoyment...one licking the juice off, the other with his tongue hanging out of his mouth as his fucking motions froze in astonished wonder.
But with four inches now hanging out of Rudy's shithole, Vern's hips came alive again. He began to fuck furiously when Clarence wrapped his lips over the steaming turd and started sucking it!
The older man only momentarily wished it was Vern taking a shit in his mouth. He didn't doubt he'd get plenty of chances later. This greasy thing would do nicely. Afraid Rudy's control would soon dissipate, he chomped down and began eating it! Not knowing how long it might be, he figured he'd better start if he wanted to devour it all straight from the guy's ass.
"Oh, eat that shit, you sonofabitch!" Vern barked. "Goddam!" He reached down and fisted Clarence's rigid cock. Then, because his own was so long, he was able to keep fucking while he bent over and took the man's prickhead into his mouth and suck on it while still being able to view Rudy emptying his rectum into the happy toilet.
It was too much for him, and soon he was blasting another ballload into the older man's writhing bottom...just as Clarence flooded his mouth with warm, salty jizz in a powerful eruption that equalled his own. No time for macho bullshit, he gulped it down as long as both their orgasms lasted.
Vern shook his head as he dressed, watching Clarence drinking Rudy's steam of piss. "Jezzus! Got fucked up the ass. Gave a queer a blowjob. Got excited watching a dude take a shit down a fag's throat. And I didn't even have any dope! This'll never happen again, you hear?"
Rudy looked at Clarence and rolled his eyes. "Of course, Vern. We know that. Hell, a stud like you wouldn't..."
"Okay. Next Saturday, alright? This time I'll be packin'. And get some mirrors, willya?"
"Sure, Vern. I'll bring the dope and some beer." He got a grin on his face. "Uh, you want me to bring along that big- dicked friend of mine? Just in case?"
Vern scowled, but didn't say no.
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