Andy and Barney on Patrol

By moc.loa@75YENOHAMPILS

Published on Jul 25, 2003

Gay

OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters. The "Andy Griffith Show" is a Mayberry Enterprises Production and is copyrighted by Paramount Studios. This latest Mayberry installment is dedicated to my good pal, Dave! UNZIP AND ENJOY!! A few weeks later, after the hot and steamy "fishing trip" to Myer's Lake, Andy, Barney, and Howard were sipping coffee down at the courthouse late one afternoon. Howard "Wildcat" Sprague had a menswear catalogue, and he was really enjoying showing off some of the items to both Andy and Barney.

" I really get off on boxer shorts and garters, boys, " Howard chuckled, as he showed the pages to his two lawmen buddies. I wear boxers and garters all the time.......I know you do, also, Andy." Andy scratched his chin and replied "Yeah, Howard, I always did....I guess they do get me a bit frisky at that!"

Then Howard looked at Barney. "You gotta start wearin' garters, Barney......AND boxers......trust me, you have no idea how hot that huge trouser snake of yours'll feel inside a nice snug pair of boxers! And the garters will really make you look hot!" Barney didn't reply. He just grinned and headed for the door. "Be back in a few minutes, fellas," Barney said "Gonna head over to Perkin's Clothing Store...gotta pick up a few things!"

As Barney closed the door behind him, Andy asked Howard "What in the world got into Barney? He just lit outta here faster than a cat in a room full of rockin' chairs!" Howard grinned, massaging his hard cock through his suit pants. "I think I know why, Andy," Howard smirked. "Let's just wait and see if I'm right."

Not 15 minutes later, Barney returned, a big shit-eating grin on his face. "OK, FELLAS, " Barney announced. "SIT BACK AND ENJOY!" Andy and Howard watched as Barney unbuckled his belt and unzipped his fly. His khaki uniform trousers slid down his skinny legs to his shoes. Gone were Barney's familiar size 32 briefs.....now, he wore blue-striped boxers, and his socks were supported by garters! "I knew it!" Howard chuckled "I knew that catalogue would get ol' Barn in a frisky mood!"

As Barney took off his shoes, and slid his pants off, Andy and Howard did likewise. "Whaddya say, Howard, should we join the fun?" "Hell, yes, Andy," Howard replied. Trust me, this stuff is really gonna be hot!!"

A few moments later, all three men were clad only in thier underwear. Howard Sprague wore an A-shirt, and thick tufts of black hair sprouted from his exposed pits. And he wore red-checked boxers that were splotched with lube, his fat cock pounding in the sweaty cotton. And his garters looked really sexy on his hairy legs. Andy wore solid white boxers that hugged his round, beefy ass like paint. The crotch of his shorts were bulging with his hefty nuts and thick sheriff's shaft. And his garters really accentuated his hairy, manly legs.

Then Howard took charge. "Ok, Andy, why don't you stand right here......yep, that's good........and Barney, why don't you get on your knees and start licking Andy's cock through his shorts?" So Barney wasted no time in dropping to his skinny knees and started licking the bulging outline of his best pal Andy's throbbing shaft right through his shorts, his eager tongue greedily lapping the sticky lube stain that was sreading near Andy's fly.

Then Howard got in back of Andy and pulled the waistband of Andy's boxers up as far as they would go, pulling the seat of Andy's shorts up into his sweaty crack. Andy's round, juicy buns were now perfectly defined, and Howard's big tongue went to work licking and slurping all over Andy's cotton-covered buns. "DAMN!!" Andy growled "THIS FEELS MIGHTY GOOD!!" Barney's thick-lipped mouth had grabbed onto Andy's shaft right through his shorts, and Andy groaned at this new, hot feeling that was making his hairy nuts churn.

Andy wriggled his boxer-encased rump against Howard's face, and Howard responded by nibbling the hunky sheriff's round buns through the snug, sweaty cotton. Howard could detect the faint smell of soap from fastidious Andy's hairy butt-trench.

Soon the bulging crotch of Andy's white shorts was soaked through with Barney's saliva, and Andy's throbbing rod really looked hot in those spit-soaked boxers. Then, without warning, Barney stood up, the crotch of his blue-striped boxers bulging with his constricted, throbbing monster cock. He thrust his huge deputy dong into the fly of Andy's spit-saturated shorts, and started humping.

"AAWWWWFUUUCCKKK, BARN," Andy moaned, "That really feels goooooddddd!" Barney's fat rod really fought for space inside Andy's shorts, and now the two rock-hard cocks of Mayberry's famous lawmen were grinding against each other, glistening with sweat and fresh lube.

Then Howard took out his fat, throbbing clerk cock and started humping Andy's round, firm, boxer-clad ass. Howard could hear the black hair on Andy's round globes scratch and rustle as he ground his aching cock harder.

Barney's slim hands slid up and down Andy's hairy legs, really getting him hot. The feeling of Barney's huge dong grinding against his own while inside his sweaty undershorts was too much. Andy thrust his hips forward, thrusting his own fat cock into the fly of Barney's shorts with renewed vigor. "AAWWWWWGOL' DURN, BARN", Andy moaned as his hairy nuts exploded. "AAAUUGHHHHHH...UGGHHHH..UUGGHHH....OOOHHHHHHFUUCCKKK!!!!" HIs fat cock unleashed thick, hot globs of sheriff's spunk into Barney's brand-new boxers. Hot jets of spunk flooded Barney's boxers, soaking through the crotch.

"OOOOOHHHHH,LORRRRDDDDDDDD, ANDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY," Barney growled, his own cum-laden balls churning. "TAKE MY FUCKIN' LOAD, PAL......YEAHHHHHHHH...UUGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" It felt like a huge spitting cobra was striking in Andy's sweaty undershorts, spitting out geysers of thick, sticky spunk into Andy's boxers, slathering his best pal's heft hose with gobs of hot jizz. Andy's gyrating, boxer-encased ass ground against Howard Sprague's pounding cock, and Howard held onto Andy's broad shoulders as he blasted his overloaded nuts.

"FUCK...FUCK...FUCK...OOHHYYEEAHHH....FUCK..UUGGHHHHHHH..UUGHH!!" Howard grunted as his throbbing cock flooded the tight, well-rounded seat of Sheriff Andy Taylor's boxers with wad after creamy wad of thick, hot clerk cum. Howard's cock slid against the slimy seat of Andy's shorts, really getting off on the feeling. A few moments later, Barney was on his knees, licking Howard's hot cum-load from the spooge-soaked seat of Andy's shorts. And Howard was on his knees also, sucking Barney's thick load from the crotch of Andy's boxers. Grinning broadly, Andy tapped Howard on his shoulder.

"Hey, Howard," Andy chuckled "What other fun stuff they got for sale in that catalogue?" THE END HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED!! Comments and feeback are ALWAYS welcome!


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