OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: This story is FICTION based upon FICTIONAL characters. "The Andy Griffith Show" is a production of Mayberry Enterprises, and is copyrighted by Paramount Studios. UNZIP AND ENJOY! (Note: The character of Howard Sprague in the series did not appear until well after Barney Fife left Mayberry. However, due to the requests of several of my readers, I have added Howard to the story to join Andy and Barney in some hot sexual hijinks!)
Late one afternoon a few days later, Andy and Barney were sitting in the courthouse sipping cold bottles of orange pop, chewing the fat along with thier good friend, county clerk Howard Sprague. Howard was a strapping, six foot three, broad-shouldered fellow, dapper in his tweed suit and bow tie.
Andy stole glances at Howard as they talked, wondering how Howard's well-trimmed mustache would feel tickling his hard shaft. Barney, also, was discreetly checking out the dapper clerk, wondering how tight his virgin chute would feel wrapped around his monstrous ten-inch nightstick.
As Howard started telling them about the new office equiptment that had just been installed in his office, Barney gave Andy a sly wink, and Andy nodded, knowing it was time to get Howard into thier own personal "Mayberry Men's Club". So Andy started telling Howard about all the hot, sensual fun that he and Barney had been having. At first, the repressed, mild-mannered Howard looked a bit startled....he had never heard of ANYTHING like this before, and, at first, he was a bit awkward at hearing this homoerotic info. But, as Andy continued, assisted by Barney, the more interested Howard Sprague became. Already, Barney noticed, there was a good-sized bulge behind the fly of Howard Sprague's suit pants. It was then that both Andy and Barney knew that they had him hooked!
"Gee, Andy, " Howard said, nervously rubbing his cock through his pants "This is all kind of new to me, and, it's gonna be a little awkward for me." That's when Andy made his next move. "C'mon, Howard," Andy chuckled. "Everybody knows that those quiet, shy, mild-mannered boys like yourself turn into ravin' wildcats once they start gettin' frisky with the boys.......Right, Barn?"
"Hell, yeah, Howard, " Barney spoke, his ten-inch monster throbbing in his tight size 32 jockey briefs. "Once you get it on with your buddies, you NEVER wanna go back to the weaker sex again!" As Barney recounted some of his hot times with Andy, Howard felt himself getting more and more aroused, and his big hand was now openly massaging his throbbing dick through his suit pants.
"So, Howard, whaddya think? Andy asked the dapper county clerk. "You wanna join me an' ol' Barn here in some real good, hot fun?"
Howard then stood up, taking off his suit jacket, and laying it on Andy's desk. He grinned broadly. "Ok, Andy.....Barney....why don't you show me the ropes, and I'll learn as we go along?" Andy chuckled and whispered something in Barney's ear. The two uniformed lawmen came up to the strapping clerk, and began his initiation. Andy started licking Howard's well-trimmed mustache, and then slowly started to lick Howard's lips. At first Howard was a little nervous, but soon his tongue was inside Andy's mouth, thier two tongues entwining in an erotic dance.
As Andy and Howard deep-kissed, Barney had unbuttoned Howard's shirt. As it was a hot day, Howard wasn't wearing an undershirt, and Barney's slim hand slid into Howard's shirt and started massaging his hairy chest, pinching and tweaking his erect nipples. Then Barney pulled Howard's shirt out of his pants, and started licking his hairy chest, and nibbling his stiff nipples.
"Oooooohhhffuucckkkk...golly, that's nice..." Howard moaned, as he rubbed Andy's round ass through his tight uniform pants. Barney was massaging Howard's firm ass also, as he continued to tongue-worship the sexy clerk's hairy chest. As Andy and Howard continued to french-kiss, Andy's big hand unzipped Howard's fly and slid into his suit pants, gripping Howard's thick cock through his sweaty, red-striped boxers.
"Damn, Howard," Andy exclaimed. "Seems like you've been hidin' somethin from his here!" Howard Sprague felt his bloated balls jolt as Andy's big hand played with his throbbing pole. "Geeze, Andy," Howard groaned. "You're really getting me hot under the collar, here.!" Suddenly Andy stepped away from Howard. Barney followed suit. "Ok, Howard, " Andy grinned "Now that me and Barney got you all rarin' to go, let's see if you're ready to shake that ol' goody two-shoes image and become a real wildman!"
Niether Andy nor Barney expected what happened next. Howard tore off his sweaty shirt, along with his suit pants and his wing-tip shoes. Now, he was only wearing his red-striped boxers and his gartered socks. His broad chest was sweaty and hairy, and that furry chest heaved. There was a mad gleam in Howard's eyes neither Andy nor Barney had ever seen before. Gone was the quiet, shy, ultra-conservative Howard Sprague. In his place was a hairy, broad shouldered wildman, clad in only his underwear and socks, and his fat, thick cock jutting out of the fly of his sweaty undershorts. Both Andy and Barney were awestruck.
"GOODY TWO-SHOES??!?!?" Howard snarled. He grabbed Andy and started passinatley kissing him, as his big hand rougly unbuttoned Andy's uniform shirt, even popping a few of the buttons. Then Howard unbuckled Andy's belt and yanked both Andy's kahaki uniform pants and his boxers down to his black boots. He then pushed Andy down, bending him over the desk. Barney just stood there, his eyes nearly popping out of his head at this sudden transformation of mild-mannered Howard. "BARNEY, DROP THOSE PANTS AND YOUR SHORTS AND BEND OVER THE DESK NEXT TO ANDY...NOW!!"
Barney's ten-inch boner sprung free of his briefs, and flopped against the desk edge. Andy's hard cock also was up against the desk, the angry head slick with free-flowing lube. Howard then pulled the belts from both Andy and Barney's pants, and doubled them up. His tongue licked his lips in anticipation of what was to come. "ALL RIGHT, BOYS, " Howard growled "MEET THE NEW HOWARD SPRAGUE!!" WHAP WHAP CRACK CRACK CRACK CTACK CRACK WHAP WHAP CRACK Andy and Barney both yelped as thier belts lashed into thier bare and vunerable asses. Andy's hefty hairy buns and Barney's small, smooth cheeks were now quivering and shaking with each stinging blow of the belts. Howard's hairy chest heaved and glistened with sweat as he assaulted the bare behinds of Sheriff Andy Taylor and Deputy Barney Fife.
CRACK CRACK CRACK WHAP WHAP WHAP CRACK CRACK WHAP WHAP
By now, both Andy and Barney's butts were a deep, glowing crimson, and hot welts criss-crossed the quivering mounds of masculine assflesh. Both Andy and Barney had thier arms around each other, clinging to each other tightly as Howard angrily thrashed thier sizzling butts. Hot, masculine tears streaked thier faces, and they humped thier hard, lube-drooling dicks against the desk edge. Suddenly Howard threw down the belts and his big hands roughly squeezed Andy and Barney's red, blazing asses. Howard especially liked Andy's ass; big round hefty globes of well-thrashed, furry assflesh. Again Howard growled orders, his big body glistening with sweat.
"ANDY, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!", Howard ordered. "BARNEY, GET ON YOUR GODDAMN KNEES AND START SUCKING OFF ANDY!" Andy backed away from the desk to give Barney enough room to get into position on his knees. Andy moaned as Barney's full, thick lips wrapped themselves around the pounding length of his sweaty prick. Then Howard spit into his hand and then lubed his his thick, throbbing hardon. He then pulled Andy's blistered, hairy buns apart and started shoving his thick clerk cock into the handsome, broad-shouldered sheriff's tight, hairy chute. "GGGGOOOOLLLLLLLLLLDDDAAAMMNNN!!!!!!" Andy moaned as Howard's fat cock invaded his hairy rump. Howard felt nerve endings he never knew existed suddenly hum and scream with unbridled passion as the thick black hairs of Andy's sweaty ass-trench tickled his massive erection.
Spreading his gartered legs wide, Howard started plowing in and out of Andy's sweaty hairy ass. He didn't warm up with slow, gradual strokes. He was like a wild animal in captivity suddenly released, with basic animal instinct kicking into overdrive.
"UUGGHHHHH...UUGGHHH...UUGGHHHHH...UUGHHHHHHHHHHH...." Howard grunted as he slammed his fat white-collar rod in and out of Sheriff Taylor's beefy ass. His big balls slapped and thudded against Andy's blistered, hairy buns as he plowed in and out like a total madman. Andy's prostate was now in high gear, getting pounded to a pulp by Howard's thrusting tool.
Barney's hands slid up and down Andy's hairy, powerful legs as he continued to suck on his best pal's fat, juicy cock. Ol' "Tight Lips Barney" was doing a helluva job servicing Andy's fat cock!
Howard's broad hands slid up into Andy's sweaty t-shirt, and he reached around to play with the hunky sheriff's stiff nipples. Howard KNEW he could NEVER again be the mild-mannered mama's boy he USED to be....at least, around Andy and Barney!! "OOOHHHHHYYEEAAHHH,BARN," Andy moaned, thrusting his hips forward "Gonna blow this hot load right now....gonna spunk your mouth good, boy.........yeahhhhh..AAUUGGHH UUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Andy's fat cock exploded in Barney's hot mouth, and jet after jet of hot sheriff's spunk flooded the skinny deputy's mouth, dribbling down his chin and dripping down to stain his shirtfront.
Barney had been fisting his own monster, and, as Andy shot his load in his mouth, Barney's hot load sprayed all over Andy's hairy leg, his gartered sock and his boot. Barney's nuts kept on churning more and more cum, as hot wads of jizz continued to cream Andy's leg, shooting out of Barney's fat donkey dick.
As Andy shot his load, his well-stretched sphincter wildly grappled Howard Sprague's ass-pounding tool. "AAUUGGHHHH..OOHHHJJESUUSSSSCHRRRIISSSTT!!!!!!!" Howard cussed, as his hairy nuts exploded. His thick cock began flooding Andy's hairy ass with geysers of thick, sticky white-collar cum, and Howard kept on thrusting forward until his bloated nuts were finally emptied. Barney took his mouth off of Andy's spent cock and started licking his massive load from Andy's leg and his boot. Andy growled deep in his throat as Howard's cock slid out of his furry, sweaty, well-whupped ass.
Then Andy stood up, and told Barney to stand up as well. Andy reached into his desk drawer, and pulled out a toy sherrif's badge that Opie liked to play with. Andy pinned it to the front of Howard's sweaty, cum-splotched boxers and then put his hand on Howard's bare shoulder.
"Howard Sprague, " Andy intoned with a grand gesture, "You are now OFFICIALLY one of Mayberry's FINEST...........fuckers!!!!" Barney shook Howard's hand, and congratulated him heartily. "Gee, Andy, " Howard grinned, pleased with the honor. "I don't know what to say." Andy chuckled and repli ed. "You COULD say that you MIGHT want go up to the lake with Barn and me this weekend.......do a little fishin'...among other things..." Howard responded by saluting Andy, and chuckling " Howard Sprague, reporting for duty, Sheriff!" THE END HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED! Comments and feedback are ALWAYS welcome!