OFFICIAL DISCLAIMER: THIS STORY IS FICTION AND IS BASED UPON FICTIONAL CHARCTERS. "The Andy Griffith Show" is a Mayberry Enterprises Production, and copyrighted by Paramount Studios. Once you read this story of hot, sweaty sex between a hunky small-town sheriff and his skinny, well-hung deputy, Mayberry will NEVER be the same to you! UNZIP AND ENJOY!! It was a hot, humid afternoon in Mayberry. The courthouse was hot as blazes, and the tall electric fan in one corner did little to make things more comfortable. Both Sheriff Andy Taylor and his deputy Barney Fife were busy going through some old files that needed to be updated. Both Andy and Barney tried to keep thier minds on thier work, but thier thoughts kept straying...............to each other! Every time Andy glanced over at his skinny little deputy/best buddy, his fat cock stiffened even more. Andy looked at Barney's thick fish-lips..........he knew how hot and sensous those thick lips felt wrapped around his throbbing cock..........and Andy also stole glances at Barney's crotch. He knew that inside those size 32 khaki uniform pants there lurked a ten inch cock......a thick, throbbing length of cockflesh that could really ride his tight hairy ass but good, and could batter his prostate to a pulp!
Andy then got up and went over to the old, time-worn file cabinet. He opened up the lowest drawer, and bent over to put away the updated files. Barney's beady little eyes glistened, and he felt his huge trouser-snake pound in his uniform pants. Andy's ass was round and firm, twin globes of meaty, furry assflesh that Barney loved to whack with his thick black belt..........and a tight-as-hell fur-lined hole that gripped his humongous nightstick like a fleshy vice.
"Hey, Andy, " Barney said, as he tried to compose himself " Why don't we knock off for the day? It's so damn hot in here, and the hotter the temperature, the friskier I get.....ya know what I mean, Andy?" Barney winked at Andy and massaged the huge bulge that tented the front of his uniform trousers.
"Gol' damn, Barn," Andy chuckled "You really are frisky today.....didn't you get enough this mornin'?" Barney's tongue licked his thick lips, and he replied, "Hell, no, Andy! You always keep my motor runnin'!"
Andy laughed and grabbed his swivel-desk chair and pulled it into the center of the room. He sat down in it, and spread his big legs wide. "Ok, Barn, let's get those big lips of yours to workin' on this big ol' man-pole of mine!" Barney dropped to his knees between Sheriff Taylor's wide-spread legs and slooooowwwllyyyyyy started licking that huge bulge behind Andy's fly. Barney traced the outline of Andy's thick pole, and soon Andy's pants were damp with spit and soaked-through lube. Then Barney's skinny fingers pulled down Andy's zipper, and his small hand reached into the fly of Andy's sweaty boxers and pullled out his throbbing, pre-cum drooling cock.
"GGGGOOOOOLLLLLLLLDAAAMMNNNNN," Andy growled, as Barney's hot tongue started teasing the lube-slick head of his massive prong. "Barn, that sure feels reeaaaaaaaallllllllll goooood!!"
Barney opened up his mouth wide, and went down on Andy's pounding 8-and-a-half-inch dong. When Andy felt Barney's thick, full, sensual lips wrap around his huge cock, he nearly shot ride there. "AAAWWFFUUCCKKKKKBARN," Andy moaned, as his skinny little deputy started bobbing up and down on his fat Sheriff's shaft. Barney was an experienced little cocksucker; not only had he been blowing Andy since they were 14, but he also sucked off a lot of the guys in high school, including a few of the teachers.
In fact, Andy had given him the knickname "Tight Lips Barney" and that name stuck throughout high school. When a horny classmate couldn't score with a chick he had the hots for, or one of the teachers had a really bad case of blue balls, good ol' Barney Fife was right there to help out. Yep, Barney was a pretty popular guy back in Mayberry Union High!
Andy spread his big legs wider, as Barney was swallowing his fat dick right down to the root. Andy squirmed in his chair as Barney's hot mouth worked over his thick shaft, Barney's hot, talented tongue licking the slick head of Andy's cock as though it were an ice-cream cone.
Though Barney loved having Andy's cock in his mouth, he didn't want Andy to come now. He reluctantly let Sheriff Taylor's spit-slick shaft slide from his mouth and he growled "ALL RIGHT, ANDY! DROP YOUR PANTS AND YOUR SHORTS AND BEND OVER THE DESK RIGHT NOW...RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT!!" Barney watched as Andy obeyed. When both Andy's uniform pants and his striped boxers were pushed down around his gartered socks, Barney felt his huge trouser snake unleash yet another gush of lube into his sweaty, size 32 briefs. Barney pulled Andy's thick belt from his belt loops and doubled it up in his hand. He then brushed Andy's shirttail out of the way, revealing Andy's round, hairy, juicy buns.
"OK, ANDY, " Barney snarled, "NOW I'M GONNA SHOW YOU WHY THEY CALL ME 'FEARLESS FIFE' !!"
CRACK SNAP SNAP CRACK CRACK CRACK SNAP SNAP CRACK CRACK Andy yelped and cussed as Barney assaulted his hairy, manly ass with the belt. Each stinging, smarting blow of the belt made Andy's furry buns quiver and shake, and Andy ground his throbbing country-boy cock hard against the edge of his desk. SNAP SNAP CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK SNAP SNAP CRACK CRACK soon Andy's round, masuline ass was hot and glowing a bright red, and a few hot welts criss-crossing those furry, succulent mounds. "NIP IT!! NIP IT IN THE BUD!!!" Barney snarled, as he continued to thrash the hell out of his best buddy Andy's hairy, jiggling ass.
Tears of pain, submission, and erotic ecstacy coursed down Andy's cheeks as his ass felt as though it were bieng paddled with a hot frying pan. By this time, Barney's cock was ready to rip the fly of his uniform pants open. So Barney tossed the belt aside, and roughly shoved his pants and tight, sweaty briefs down his skinny legs to his ankles.
Free of its cotton prison, Barney's thick 10 inch fuckrod swung out of his thick black pubic jungle, the thick, angry head dribbling hot lube.
Barney spit into his hand and then used his saliva to lube up his angry, monstrous cock. He again spit on his fingers, and used them to start releaxing Sheriff Taylor's tight, puckered chute. Then Barney pulled Andy's sore, red buns apart, and Andy gasped deep in his throat as he felt the blunt head of Deputy Barney Fife's huge nightstick start to invade his hairy, sweaty chute.
"FUUCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!" Andy moaned loudly, as more and more of Barney's elongated ass-slammer slid deeper and deeper into his hot ass. Finally, when he felt Barney's sweaty, cum-loaded low-hangers brush up against his hairy, blistered buns, Andy moaned, "YEAHHH, BARNEY...FUCK MY HAIRY MAN-CHUTE REAAAALLLLLL GOOD!!"
His small hands gripping Andy's waist, Barney began plowing in and out of Andy's hairy ass. It was no secret that Barney loved Andy, not only like a best buddy and brother, but as a lover....a hot, handsome, HAIRY he-man lover! Barney's cum-loaded nuts thudded and thwacked against Andy's hairy, glowing buns as his monstrous nightstick pulverized Andy's humming prostate.
By now, Andy's uniform shirt was soaked through with sweat, and his cock felt like a slab of white-hot steel as he madly pumped it in time to Barney's superior ass-fucking. "NOW YOU SEE WHY THEY CALL ME 'TIGER FIFE'!!" Barney growled, no longer a skinny little mild-mannered deputy. Now, he was a raging, sex-crazed animal, madly fucking the tight, hairy ass of his best pal in the world, Sheriff Andy Taylor!
Andy could feel his hairy balls churn........he couldn't hold back..........he coudn't...he pumped his big shaft harder with his thick fist. "AAWWSSHHHOOOTTTT, BARNEY', Andy growled loudly. "YEAHHHHHH...RAM THAT HAIRY ASS...FUCK ME GOOD NOW, BOY, YEAHHHHHHHHH....AAWWFFUUCCKKKKKKUUGGHHHHH!!!!" Andy's fist flew madly, and he grunted and cussed as his fat cock began spurting out thick, sticky gobs of sheriff's spunk all over his desktop. Hot jizz splattered over his files and other paperwork, but, at that moment, Andy just didn't give a hoot. As Andy shot his load all over his desk, his hairy asshole really started to work on Barney's ass-ramming shaft, causing his loaded nuts to blow.
YEAAHHH, ANDY, Barney moaned, about to cream his best pal's hairy ass "YYEEAHHH, OL' BOY.........GONNA CREAM YOUR ASS GOOD...UUGHHHHHHHHUUGGHH..OOOHHHLORRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!" Andy felt as though a skyrocket had went off in his ass as Barney's huge donkey-dong exploded, hot, scalding jets of deputy jizz flooding the depths of his hairy, sweaty ass, pllowing his sensitive prostate into another dimension, far removed from sleepy Mayberry................ Finally, his nuts drained dry, Barney collapsed on Andy's broad, sweaty back. He deeply inhaled the manly, musky scent of Andy's sweat as his thick nightstick slowly started to soften in Andy's well-abused ass.
Andy's fingers had scooped up some of his cum from the desktop, and greedily licked his sticky fingers.
When Barney pulled his huge, spent trouser-snake out of Andy's hairy ass, and started to pull up his pants, he grinned broadly at Andy. "Damn, Andy, it gets better all the time, don't it, buddy?"
Andy grinned back, pulled Barney to him, and passionatley deep-kissed his skinny deputy long and hard. Then Andy's big hands reached around to cup Barney's round, diminutive buns through his sweaty uniform pants. "Say, Barn, what say you and I go home and shower and then you and I'll drive over in the squad car to the Bluebird Diner, have a bite, and then park somewhere off the road a piece, where we could......maybe........get a little frisky again for a spell"? For answer, Barney licked his thick, sensous cock-sucking lips seductivley. Yep, he really loved workin' with his ol' pal Andy!! THE END.......HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED...FEEDBACK AND COMMENTS ARE ALWAYS WELCOME!!