"Oh shit, sorry Joe, I errrrrr......fuck fuck fuck" I began pacing the room, not sure what to do or say, I had just revealed I'd had sex with his future wife. It was that long ago I had put it to the back of my mind, the following morning we both agreed it was a one off and nothing more, and now, here, in my bedroom standing in our pants ready to get changed to go into my hot tub and I am stressing like crazy.
"Come on boys I'm ready" Helen shouted from outside the door. Joe quickly turned round away from me slipped off his CK's and pulled on my yellow swimming shorts, he yelled back "I'm coming darling get the bubbles ready"
I'm standing there dumfounded, totally shocked and also quiet worried that Joe hadn't even reacted. I quickly slipped off my own CKs and put them on top of the rest of my clothes before pulling on my pale blue swimming shorts. On heading out I noticed that Joe had left his on the floor where he had literally dropped them, so I picked them up, folded them and placed them on the pile of clothes he had left in my room. I was soooooooooo tempted to just stick my nose into them, because I have a tiny bit of a fetish for guys boxer shorts, No OK tell a lie I have a HUGE fetish, but I restrained myself telling myself to be good.
On heading down to the hot tub, I saw that Helen had already taken a few more bottles of bubbly outside as the wine fridge stock was fairly low, as I walked outside with towels, my eyes just fixed straight on Joe who was glaring right at me, but with a glass in his hand.
"Come on Mike, get in the temperature is lovely" Helen called, so I slowly made my way over, Joe's eyes still fixed on me as I nervously climbed in -- Helen was between us as the hot tub was a square shape so she had room down the middle to lay.
I reached for my glass of bubbly and we clinked "Cheers for letting us stay" Helen said, "And here's to an ever eventful evening" Joe chirped in.
The night progressed at an unusual and unnerving pace for me, Joe hadn't mentioned anything about what I had said, Helen was acting all normal, so it was clear she had no clue, Joe hadn't said anything to her, as I know Helen very well, that if the elephant was in the room she'd chance the bloody thing down and start shooting it. Helen was never shy at being forward, "if it looks like a spade, and you use it like a spade, then guess what it is Mike? It's a fucking spade" she told me once, when I had completely misread a guy I was seeing.
They talked about wedding plans, and bridesmaids, colour schemes and menus. I added my thoughts and Helen took my suggestions very well, now and then even elbowing Joe in the chest saying "See I told you Mike would like it"
Not wanting to piss in the hot tub I relieve myself telling them I am heading to the bathroom, I lift up and climb out drying off briefly before heading inside. Moving to the down stairs bathroom just off the kitchen I start to release letting out a soft sigh.
"Why did you fucking say that Mike, he's a nice bloke, and now you've fucked it up, think before you speak you twat, oh god, what have I done" I was beating myself up, when suddenly behind me I heard
"So you fucked her then" standing behind me was Joe, towel round his neck, clearly he had followed me inside, and I stood there speechless, trying to tuck my dick back into my shorts.
"Listen mate, like I said, it was a mistake, I made a terrible mistake, when you said she had told you everything about us, I assumed she would have told you about that also. I'm so sorry, I didn't ...... I mean ........ Oh fuck"
"I need to piss" he said as he approached the bathroom door. I shifted nervously past him, allowing him to use the toilet.
I just make my way back to the hot tub and see Helen's face light up as I approached
"So, what do you think, you like him yes? He is amazing isn't he? Please tell me you like him? He's so sweet, has he told you our news, we are thinking about moving down here" she shrieked.
Ok calm down, process, think before you speak" I said to myself.
"Yes, he seems very lovely man, and I can see why you like him, and yes I do like him, he seems genuine, from what I have heard this evening, yes he does sound pretty amazing, and yes he did tell me about your plans, and I think it is wonderful news. I will be glad that you will be so close again, and we can pick things up where we left off"
We hugged and squeezed each other in the hot tub, and for the first time EVER I noticed how firm Helen's boobs were pressed against my pecs. "wow now, what the fuck" my head starting buzzing, "where the hell did that come from, why are you thinking about her boobs, you should be thinking about Joe's cock" "wait a second, what the hell, now you are thinking about his cock and her boobs, Jesus mike what is happening. Suddenly a stirring began to tingle inside my shorts. I tried to laugh it off, and push Helen away to give myself some space, when suddenly Joe arrived back from the bathroom holding another bottle of wine. I saw the other two full bottles in the table but this one he was using to fill up our glasses.
"Look at the two of you, all so cosy and close" Joe smirked and grinned. Helen was on cloud nine.
"My two favourite men in the whole wide world, here with me" she purred
Joe climbed in to the hot tub, but instead of sitting back next to Helen he slid next to me, making me the middle person. He handed me a glass and we sat back "normally" stretched out drinking wine.
"This is such a nice place you have here Mike, I mean so secluded yet so open, I mean the view is stunning" Helen said as the night was crawling in.
I remarked "Yes, the view was one of the reasons I picked this place, I could envisage the balcony, stretching out and I just knew I had to have this house. The neighbours are all lower than I am so it's like I'm above them on my own little cloud"
Helen then stood up and walked over to the edge of the balcony wine glass in one hand, and slightly dripping more water that I'd like her too. She stood on the edge of the balcony, and both me and Joe's instinct was to lean forward in case she slipped or did something stupid. The latter was predictable, she just lifted off Joe's T shirt and flashed her boobs out to the openness of the view. Thankfully no neighbours were high enough or backed onto the property so she wasn't seen by anyone.
"I'm the king of the world" she yelled in reference to the Titanic classic line shouted by Jack.
Joe just laughed and settled back down into the hot tub soon realising that Helen wasn't at risk of falling over. One hand on his wine glass and the other hand under the water.
"Now that's a heavenly sight" he remarked as Helen continued waving her boobs into the darkness.
"Don't you agree Mike", he said, nudging me out of my transfixed stare at Helen's bare back, realising that when she turned round again I would get a face full of her boobs if she came back to the hot tub.
"Oh err yes, sure, yeah great view" I stuttered.
"Helen darling, come back here will you move away from the edge of that balcony" Joe called.
Helen spun round and I saw her perky boobs again, she was giggling and staggering slightly, clearly having too much to drink. She finally climbed back into the hot tub and plonked herself between the two of us like it was at the start.
She closed her eyes, moaning softly to the feel of the bubble jets from the hot tub.
Joe topped her wine up some more and then just very casually asked
"Helen baby, now that you have fucked both men in this hot tub, who has the biggest cock, me or Mike"