DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction that contains graphic sexual content. It is purely for entertainment so please enjoy safely and legally. Resemblances to real people, places and events is unintentional (but would be really cool).
A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter Thirty-One: Driving Mr Noah
SATURDAY 22ND MAY 2021
"Do you want to say hi?" Daniel asked Noah as he shovelled cereal into his face.
Daniel held the phone to Noah's ear and he could hear his dad's voice but he was still chewing. He made a face and Dan who grinned innocently in return. Noah rolled his eyes, shrugged and chewed. The phone went quiet.
"Noah? Dan?"
"Sorry dad, Noah was just gesturing emphatically," Daniel said sarcastically.
Noah made an entirely different gesture at Daniel - one involving the middle finger.
"Oh... kay..." dad said.
"I was eating breakfast," Noah shouted at Dan's phone.
"Good boy. You'll grow up big and strong," Daniel said patronisingly.
"If you boys are going to fight, I'm going to go," said Bruce.
Their dad was still in America but planning to return again soon. It was one of the reason's he called - to tell them he'd be home in a couple of weeks.
"Ok dad, we'll talk again soon," Daniel said.
"Bye dad," shouted Noah.
"Give your brother a kiss from me," dad said.
Daniel hung up, put his hands on either side of Noah's face and gave him a big kiss on the lips. Unbidden, Noah's penis gave a little lift. He hadn't meant to feel arousal at his own brother's satirical kiss but it was quite a nice kiss and it had caught Noah off guard.
Besides, he was naked in the kitchen while having breakfast.
"Am I interrupting?" Jamie asked from the doorway.
Dan chuckled as he let go of Noah's face.
"No, just giving Noah a kiss from dad," Daniel said.
"Does your dad kiss you like that?" Jamie asked with obvious interest.
Although Jamie knew Daniel was mostly straight and that kissing his brother had been mostly in jest, it was still exciting to see. Jamie hadn't meant to suggest impropriety but he heard his own question after the words left his mouth and realised it sounded sordid.
"Only in your dreams, mate," Daniel replied. "The only one dad kisses like that is you."
Noah had only recently discovered his dad was gay and Daniel had known about it. Noah found out when he saw Jamie fucking his dad and he had never quite gotten around to asking if Dan also knew about Jamie and dad.
From the comment about kissing, Noah guessed he knew.
Jamie groaned and accepted the jibe but he crossed the room, snaked an arm around Dan's hip and then planted a tender kiss on Dan's lips. Noah just watched - amused but staying quiet to avoid bringing mockery on himself. Sitting naked in the kitchen made Noah the easiest target of (albeit good natured) jokes.
"I didn't know if you knew about dad and Jamie," Noah said to Dan.
"Noah, everyone knows about everyone even if everyone doesn't know that people know," Daniel said confusingly.
It was the start of the midterm holiday - a week off during which Noah would be studying and doing homework. An expensive, private education carried with it a certain level of expectation that he studies hard and do well in exams. The official exam timetable ran from 10TH May until 23RD June in England and Wales, with one week off for the midterm holiday, which anyone sensible used as time to study. After the midterm holiday, there would be less than eight weeks until the summer holidays; divided between another four weeks of exams and four weeks of a new term.
"Dad was calling to check in on me and Noah," Daniel said to Jamie; "He misses you too."
"He said that?" Jamie asked.
"Sure. He said he misses all his boys," Daniel said.
Noah had just finished eating and hopped off the stool to wash his bowl.
"Since you're done, why don't you help me put the washing out?" Daniel suggested.
Daniel was necessarily domesticated. Their mum had been in prison since Noah was four years old and Daniel was nine years old. Moreover, their dad was a consultant laparoscopic surgeon who had taken a secondment and was out of the country for most of the year.
This left the boys to keep the house clean and tidy, to cook and to keep clothes washed and ironed. Daniel was really quite good at the task of husbandry (good housekeeping) and made sure Noah, and Jamie while he was staying in the house, did his part. Such as hanging washing out on the washing line in the back garden.
"Yea, ok," Noah agreed.
It wasn't his favourite household job but who likes hoovering, cleaning the bathroom, washing clothes etc? Noah did his part like a good boy. Noah was about to go put some clothes on but Dan piped up before Noah even left the kitchen.
"No need to get dressed, Noah. We're just going into the back garden," Dan said.
Noah was used to being naked around the house. Mostly it was just Daniel and Jamie who saw him (and dad when he was home); he got dressed when people were coming over (except his friends who were now used to the quirk) and if he was going out into the back garden or out the front door, he generally put clothes on.
There was the odd exception to this rule - he'd gone out the front door naked to bring in shopping a few times - mostly because Dan had challenged him and Noah liked the challenge. The risk of being seen by a passer-by, school kids or neighbours was much higher in the front than out the back, so Noah didn't feel especially challenged stepping outside.
To his knowledge, none of Noah's neighbours had seen him naked but Daniel had joked the neighbours across the road, who had put up a FOR SALE sign in February, were moving to avoid the naked neighbour. The sign now read SOLD - STC (subject to contract) and the prospect or new, potentially more observant, neighbours was already in Noah's head.
Outside, in the back garden, and in the buff, Noah felt the sun on his skin and a gentle breeze - it already felt like it might be a good summer. The rotary washing line was two thirds of the way down the garden. It was a four-sided polygon with more than enough space for the clothes of a small family.
Dan smirked at Noah a few times as his little brother reached up to hang another item of clothing - stretching and exposing his pits. Daniel quite enjoyed teasing Noah and knew his brother's interest in nudity was explored mostly though Explicit Mass Attendance Role Playing events that took place surprisingly, but conveniently, close to home. Noah had also confided in Dan that he found some local events that satisfied his urges. Noah had told dan about strip hide and seek amongst other things.
Noah's exploration had really started last summer when Dan had pushed Noah to be naked on holiday and since then things had escalated excitingly. Dan felt it was his duty as big brother to help Noah maximise his nudism and exhibitionism.
"Let's do something crazy," Dan said.
"Like... buy plastic straws and keep the heating on all summer?" Noah quipped.
Daniel laughed and then said, "No! Like... go for a drive."
"Wow, that does sound crazy. Where would we go... the local supermarket?" Noah asked sarcastically.
"I was thinking you'd be naked but if you want to go to Asda, sure," Daniel replied.
Noah thought about the possibilities; he could hardly go into the store naked - he was crazy but not stupid. Noah didn't think sitting in the parked car while Dan was inside was a safe idea either - still too many people might see him. It was an exciting idea, but even Noah had his limits.
"I was thinking maybe not getting caught in our own neighbourhood?" Noah replied.
"Let's just go for a drive and see where the road takes us," Daniel said.
"What are you planning?" Noah asked flatly.
"Nothing," Dan said innocently but too quickly - clearly he had ideas.
The continued hanging up clothes in silence for a minute and Noah began to think about the conversation they'd had inside the house. Cautiously, he approached the subject.
"You knew dad was gay, right? But how did you know he was... doing stuff with Jamie?" Noah asked.
"They weren't the most careful of lovers, Noah," Daniel replied.
"Yea, not like you and Jamie," Noah said dryly.
Noah had come home one day to catch his straight brother Daniel fucking his best friend Jamie.
Noah had also come home to catch Jamie fucking his and Daniel's dad.
Noah had been caught naked, hard or cumming multiple times - not just by family but friends too; also, a friend's dad, boys from school, boys from other schools, boys in the park, window cleaners...
Indiscretion seemed to run in the family. Indeed, when Noah thought about the number of times he'd been caught and the number of people who'd seen him compromised, the list was unreasonably long. It briefly made him reconsider sitting in the supermarket car park naked while Dan went shopping – but only briefly.
Crazy not stupid, remember?
"You're getting awfully cheeky," Daniel replied agreeably.
"Yes, I know," Noah replied.
The sun was warming his naked skin and Noah looked over his shoulder at the house next door, imagining his neighbours seeing him naked.
"You don't mind that Jamie was having sex with dad?" Noah asked.
"No," Daniel replied succinctly.
"You top Jamie and Jamie tops dad," Noah observed.
"And I gather you're versatile?" Daniel replied with a wink.
"Does Jamie tell you everything?" Noah protested.
"Noah, I just want my family to be happy. You, dad and Jamie," Daniel responded.
"Well... I'd be happy to go for a drive today," Noah said with resignation.
However, he was also quite excited to find out what would happen - he doubted Dan knew. Jamie wasn't in the kitchen when the brothers went back inside and Noah went to his room with half an hour to get ready. There was clearly no need to get dressed for the trip and it would only take one minute to get in the car. Since he was already naked, Noah didn't see the need for the other 29 minutes, but he sat at his desk and did some studying because he was a good boy.
A little knock at the window distracted him after twenty minutes and he was pleased to see Scott peering in. He had a bucket and a squeegee but Noah doubted the boy had window cleaning on his mind.
Noah's window had a modern PVC frame, the hinge tilted the window or allowed it to swing inwards. Noah got out of bed and opened his window like a door and Scott admired the sixteen-year-old in his naked beauty. Only Noah's topless torso could be seen from outside, except for Scott who was stood on ladders outside Noah's bedroom window. With the window open, Scott reached over and stroked a nipple then dropped his eyes to Noah's penis.
The last time Noah had been intimate with Scott had been last month when Scott and Kyo had made fun of Noah's shaved pubes and then practiced for a sex-ed demonstration. Scott's dad ran a window cleaning business that Scott helped with and the boy always made a point of being the one who cleaned the windows of Noah's house.
"Did you miss me?" Noah asked.
"Maybe a little bit. I've been looking forward to seeing you at Mr Saito's sex education class. Now your pubes have grown back..." Scott observed.
"Such as they are," Noah commentated on his unremarkable plumage.
"...Mr Saito can reschedule you appearance. Soon I hope," Scott added.
"Sorry for the inconvenience," Noah said sarcastically.
"Are you busy today?" Scott asked jokingly.
Scott was playing with Noah's pubes - fluffing them and running his fingers through the short wiry hairs.
"I'm going for a drive with Daniel," Noah replied.
Noah felt his penis thicken and push out a little bit.
"Is that a euphemism for fucking?" Scott asked.
"Daniel's my brother," Noah reminded him.
"I know," Scott replied with a mischievous grin. "I'd love to watch your bro drive into you."
"Pervert," Noah admonished with a laugh; "Tell you what, I'll help you out."
Scott had been reaching in to play with Noah and now Noah reached out. He stuffed his hand into Scott's shorts. Scott kept his balance, holding onto the windowsill for stability. After a few moments, Noah pulled Scott's half-turgid dick out of his shorts and started to stroke it.
Scott looked around in case anyone could see but he was high up on the ladder, reaching the second floor of Noah's house, and facing Noah's bedroom window. Most importantly his dad and brothers were too far away and concentrated on their own ladders to see him.
Still, Scott could not believe his dick was exposed and getting hard and now getting masturbated by Noah. It was a happy moment. Scott bit his lip and closed his eyes, maintaining his grip and balance on the ladder but feeling great pleasure as Noah stroked his dick.
Like any sixteen-year-old (nearly seventeen) Scott was ready to go anytime. His dick had thickened and disclosed a shiny bead of pre-cum to lubricate things. The sight of a bare-naked Noah was plenty visual eye candy to get him excited and soon he was readying himself to shoot in Noah's hand. If it were Noah, he would have prolonged the moment but Scott had no interest in being caught with his dick out.
When Scott came, Noah saw splashes fire through the window to land on his bedroom floor. He didn't mind the floor - his own cum had been deposited there so many times that room would look like a murder scene under a black light. After the first powerful ropes, the remainder sloshed into Noah's hand.
Scott was quick so stuff his still swollen member back into his shorts, leaving a firm but softening outline. Scott looked cute with his legs out and his arms showing from the bicep down inside a t-shirt.
"I think Kyo and Mr Saito are planning to rearrange that health class soon," Scott said breathlessly as if the last few minutes hadn't happened.
Scott felt faintly embarrassed about getting his dick out and cumming while standing outside - even if he were at the height of the first-floor window where no-one but Noah could see his penis.
"I look forward to it. Is that what you were here to check?" Noah asked. "That my pubes had grown back?"
"Maybe," Scott replied noncommittally.
"You and Kyo are pretty close, aren't you?" Noah said, almost winking.
"Yea," Scott said vaguely and his smile faltered. "I mean, we hang out sometimes."
"I'm sure you do," Noah said – assuming sexy times between the pair but Scott wouldn't say more. "Do you guys..." Noah left the question hanging.
"I need to go. I just came by to see you. And wash the window, obviously," Scott chuckled nervously.
"Making sure I look like a real boy?" Noah teased.
"Oh, you look like a boy alright," Scott said with a long gave at Noah's physique.
Noah smirked - he didn't mind that he looked his age - simultaneously "young" and "old enough".
Noah was just about to go downstairs when he got a text message from Ronan.
Ronan: [I need to tell you something.]
Noah: [I was just about to go out. Are you ok? Is it important?]
Noah wasn't to know how long it had taken Ronan to compose that message. Ronan would never be ready to tell someone about the voice inside his head and while it was important, Noah had inadvertently offered an opportunity to put his confession off for another day.
Noah was about to call Ronan to check on him when a message came through.
Ronan: [It can wait.]
Noah looked at the three words and pondered if they were simply succinct or did it mean something else? Ronan was an odd boy who had tried to tell Noah something important just before Christmas – Noah hoped he had not permanently put his friend off confiding whatever it was he had been keeping to himself.
Ronan: [Have a nice time. Chat later.]
Noah didn't have much time to think much more about Ronan because Daniel summoned Noah and he found both his brother and Jamie waiting.
"Jamie said he'd come along," said Daniel.
"Good," Noah agreed.
"Why don't you go to the car? We'll be there in a second," Daniel said.
Noah played along - stepping out the front door bare naked and bare foot. There was no-one around but over the hedges and across the road, he could see the McCraig family working their way down the street with ladders and buckets and soapy bubbles. Noah occupied himself by imagining Scott and his sexy nineteen-year-old brother Rob larking about naked in soapy bubbles. Maybe a naked car wash? Maybe fucking each other while Noah and a big crowd watched?
Noah looked at himself - unlike his fantasy about the window cleaning brothers, he really was naked outdoors. His penis was still soft but it had expanded by an inch from its pathetically flaccid state. Noah should have known Dan would make him wait - bare arse on show with dick and balls exposed... Daniel was almost as shameless as Noah. Thankfully, no-one passed by (the advantage of living in a salubrious neighbourhood on the edge of an affluent city) who Noah knew or who would call attention to the sight of a naked teenaged boy.
When Daniel and Jamie emerged, he noticed they carried nothing with them so any hope that they had brought him clothes, even for an emergency, was immediately dispelled. Daniel unlocked his car and Noah gratefully climbed into the back seat where he was safe and hidden from view.
Noah knew how crazy it was - naked at home was one thing; naked in the changing room at school or in scenarios for EMARP or even in a park at twilight were all indiscreet in the safest way possible. However, naked in a car in the middle of the day with no access to any clothes and about to drive miles away was another level of craziness that not even Noah had indulged before.
"I thought we could drive through Dukesbank to the coast road," Daniel suggested; "Drive along the beach at Barron's Bay and past the harbour at Barron's Port..."
Daniel was proposing a drive along the main thoroughfare to the south of Five Dukes. Daniel knew quite nicely that just getting to the A-road that ran along the coast would expose Noah to multiple opportunities to be seen by strangers. Noah didn't comment - neither objecting nor committing himself to the potential for humiliation.
Once they were past the touristy areas, ending at Beyond Barron's port, the road carried on along the south west coast of England; to stay in Five Dukes County, Daniel would probably take them through Dukeskettle and past Barron's Fields. Noah had expected Daniel to take them the opposite direction - north towards the hills of High Barron. Dan's choice was by far the most humiliating, at least potentially. Given the hot and sunny weather and the fact it was midterm, the beach and the harbour would be busy with locals and tourists.
Noah had his seatbelt on but that was all.
It was strange sitting in the back set with not a stitch of clothes on and no access to any even if there was an emergency. Noah was acutely aware of his surroundings as they moved away from the affluent streets of their home on the edge of the city and into the town next door. They were stopped at traffic lights and Noah knew that from here he could reach Barron's woods in less than five minutes at a run - through the woods, he could be home safe and sound in fifteen minutes.
Where would the sense of adventure be in that?
The car pulled away and Noah shied away from cars that passed them on the right, hoping no-one looked over to see him naked. Through the window, he probably just looked shirtless. Noah stretched out his legs - bare and hairless - and wriggled his toes. He supposed it was quite exciting.
Then a bus pulled up alongside and Noah covered his penis with his hands.
Noah could hardly dare to look - it was a single decker bus but it still had an elevated position over Daniel's sensible vehicle. Noah dared to look over but the only person who had seen him was a McDonalds worker in his twenties who was almost more embarrassed than Noah was.
The real test was not the modestly sized roads that ran through the town of Dukesbank because that road was traversed without further incident – what Noah really dreaded was the miles of road along the coast. The roads would be busy with traffic from cars and cyclists to busses and pedestrians.
"Are you ok, Noah?" asked Daniel.
"Yea. Great," Noah replied.
Jamie was sat in the front passenger seat and looked over his right shoulder to take in the sight of Noah in the buff. Even with his hands covering his gentles, it was obvious Noah was totally starkers. Noah shuffled his bum on the seat - feeling it sweat against the fabric.
"I can't believe you're naked," Jamie muttered but he sounded impressed.
Noah liked that Jamie sounded impressed.
"The beach and the harbour will be busy today," Daniel commented conversationally.
"Yea," Noah agreed.
"Someone could see you," Dan added.
They were on the coast road now – at the western end and headed east. Traffic lights would slow them a little until they got the promenade when the lights would slow them a lot. The prom had been extensively renovated for tourism; although it had always been a large and open area next to the sandy beach, it was now cluttered with shops, stalls, eateries, ice cream vans, chip shops...
Noah felt his skin get very hot as they stopped at the first pedestrian crossing of the esplanade. He slumped down just a little, knowing that if anyone looked into the car they would see he was nude.
"Just imagine if someone you knew saw you. They could tell all your little school friends," Daniel teased him.
"I'm really more worried about..." Noah started to say but stopped himself.
He wasn't sure he wanted to voice his fears out loud. He knew Dan, despite his teasing, wouldn't jeopardise Noah's dignity much farther but the idea of saying out load what he was thinking was embarrassing.
"What are you worried out?" Daniel asked with genuine concern.
"The open top sightseeing bus," Noah said; "It's about to pull up beside us."
Dan burst out laughing and Jamie joined in - it wasn't malicious but they were tickled by Noah's misfortune. The bus wasn't too busy but each level was still half full; it was a group of lads on the top deck that noticed him and made sure Noah knew he'd been spotted. Saturday in May at the start of midterm holidays with sunny and hot weather - of course the place was going to be busy.
"Lookit. Look."
"Holy shit."
"What are you guys..."
"Fucking hell."
"The weather isn't that good."
"Show us your junk."
The traffic lights changed and Noah decided to be a good sport about the attention and moved his hands - revealing his penis to the lads who had already marvelled at his obvious nudity. The cheered and roared with laughter and although Noah was embarrassed, the attention was complimentary.
Unfortunately, the attention was also gathering interest from other cars and people who were looking around to see what the rowdy boys were so excited about. Noah's biggest miscalculation was that the traffic started to move but the phase of the lights was too short for Daniel to get through so moment later they were stationary again and the bus once more pulled up beside them.
Noah expected them to shout and point again, but instead they mimed masturbation and Noah understood they were bargaining for their silence. To stop them calling attention, Noah grabbed his dick and the lads high fived as they watched Noah get harder.
The traffic began to move again and Daniel made progress to get though and avoid further delay. Noah remained half hard in the back seat and the cars and pedestrians around him always seemed close, but he slumped down as far as his seatbelt would allow and waited to pass though the busy esplanade.
Noah blushed one more time when a couple of blokes in their mid-twenties raced across the road despite not being at the pedestrian crossing. They looked in Dan's car and seemed to like Daniel and Jamie but then seeing Noah they did a double take, giggled and held each other while chatting about the naked teenager.
Most of the pedestrians were headed to the beach or to the adjacent shops so the crowds thinned while the cars on the road were looking for parking spaces so they too grew fewer as Dan drove along the coast road. They eventually passed the beach, ignored the main road north that would lead into Dukesbridge city centre, and were soon passing the harbour and the old waterside industrial grounds.
Dan was able to get the speed up as the traffic accelerated on the clear roads.
"Can I ask you guys something?" Noah said from the back seat.
"What's up?" Jamie spoke for the front seats.
"Have you guys ever fallen out?" Noah asked; "I mean, you're still friends but have you ever fought and properly fallen out?"
Noah looked up at the rear-view mirror and Daniel was looking too, their eyes met and Dan knew what this was about. Jamie was a clever lad and if he hadn't already, he'd figure it out in a minute.
"Is this about Toby?" Daniel asked; "I'm sorry, Noah. I said we'd talk about things again. Sorry I've been so busy lately."
"That's ok, Dan. Yes, it's about Toby," Noah replied.
"What's wrong with Toby?" Jamie asked.
Noah didn't know how much Jamie really knew or didn't know. Daniel and Jamie shared a lot of things so maybe Jamie did know what was wrong but he was giving Noah the chance to articulate it.
"Toby's gay," Noah said.
"So?" asked Jamie.
"So, it's been really hard for him to deal with," Daniel said knowingly.
Dan had shown himself to be pretty insightful whenever they'd talked about it. Noah knew it had taken a lot for Toby to say the words "I am gay," but there was nevertheless a wedge driven between him and Noah.
"I think Toby's faith has a lot to do with how he feels about being gay. Yet he tells me it's a progressive synagogue with only a few old orthodox men holding things back," Noah said – almost just thinking aloud.
Years before Noah's misadventures started, Toby had talked about how accepting the community was of sexuality and gender so Noah struggled to understand why Toby did not feel accepted.
"Toby's jealous of how easy I've found it to be myself," Noah acknowledged; "We fell out because he felt I was... too free with my affections."
"That must have been hard. You and Toby have been friends as long as me and Dan have," Jamie said.
"Yea, nearly a dozen years," Noah recalled.
"Is that how long I've been putting up with you?" Daniel asked Jamie but he was only joking.
Daniel overtook a car going 40MPH on a road with a 60MPH limit. The water off the coast was getting farther away as the road drew farther inland; soon Dan would either carry on up the south west road or he'd have to turn inland which would take them past the farmland of Dukeskettle at the very edge of Five Dukes County.
"We've kind of made up and we chat and hang out but only when the rest of our friends are around. Things are weird between us now..." Noah said seriously. "I was mad at him for being a jerk but accepted it was because he was scared and stuff but we made up and things haven't gone back to the way things were."
"I didn't realise things were so bad," Daniel said.
Noah and Toby had made a big effort to be friends, and they were, but deep-down Noah knew that some of it was for show. It wasn't real.
"I keep things from him now. That's how I feel. I feel like I can't tell him some things because I don't know how he'd react or when he'd think," Noah continued.
"And you were wondering if me and Dan had ever fallen out like that?" Jamie asked gently.
"Yea. Have you?" Noah replied.
"Sorry, buddy," responded Daniel; "We've had the odd spat but nothing like what you're talking about."
"I've got new friends and new hobbies and I'm a different person from who I was a year ago..." Noah said introspectively.
"You're worried you've moved on without him?" Daniel wondered.
"I still want him to be my friend. But I'm worried he doesn't mean the same to me anymore," Noah confessed. "I'm kind of selfish, you know. I've not thought enough about Toby and how hard things must be for him but I don't know what to do."
"There are some things he'll need to figure out for himself," Jamie observed.
"He also asked me out and..." Noah started to say.
"He what?" Daniel exploded excitedly.
They were travelling along a winding road through fields of yellow and green.
"I don't want to date Toby, Dan. I don't want to date anyone," Noah complained.
"Yea... I can see why that would be a problem," Daniel acknowledged.
"Friendships don't always stay the same, Noah," Jamie told him; "You grow up or you go to different universities, get different jobs, move to different towns; you watch different things or read different books or support different political parties..."
"Jamie and I have been lucky to stay close all this time but friendships like that are like unicorns..." Daniel said.
"All in your imagination?" Jamie enquired mockingly.
"I was going to say special but I'm starting to go off you now," Dan retorted.
Noah let out a big sigh. Even talking about his feelings was exhausting, taxing and a bit depressing. Here he was, naked in the back seat of a car with no access to any clothes and he was making himself feel sad. He should be enjoying himself and feeling the thrill of exposure.
"I thought talking about things was supposed to help but this hasn't helped me at all," Noah moaned.
"Losing a friend can suck. But you haven't lost Toby," Jamie told him.
"It's changing, Noah. It's still changing. You'll need to wait and see what your friendship looks like once it's done changing," Dan added.
"Ok," Noah said; "Now I hate so sound like a child but... can you stop the car? I need to pee."
Just up the road was a garden centre and Dan pulled into it, driving up the farthest edge of the car park where they could be discreet.
"I'll go buy lunch. You two... entertain yourselves," Dan suggested.
"I really do need to pee," Noah said.
Noah looked out the windows first and was wary of the picnic table on the grass next to them - what if someone sat there and Noah couldn't return to the car without being seen? He'd have to risk it. Noah darted from the car and into the bushes. There were plenty of picnic tables closer to the garden centre - which was busy - which had double doors open into their cafe.
No-one paid any attention to the tables farther from the building. Jamie was beside Dan's car and headed to the nearest table which Noah was able rush towards without much fear. Jamie sat down – he had his sunglasses on and looking very cool. Jamie had a surfer dude look about him today – pale ginger hair was getting long on top but swept back from his forehead and curling around his ears. His blue eyes were hidden behind the sunglasses, but the smile on Jamie's lips reached his temples.
Noah had to decide which side he was going to sit on - if he faced the garden centre, people would see his nipples and skinny body but his lower half should be hidden from view. If he sat beside Jamie, they'd see his bare back and ass crack. On balance, Noah decided to face the garden centre so he could see anyone coming.
Noah tucked himself in on the opposite side of the picnic table and put out his bare foot to stroke Jamie's leg. Jamie smiled more as Noah's smooth foot tickled the downy hairs running up Jamie's calve.
"It used to feel weird seeing you naked around the house," Jamie admitted; "But I love it. It's amazing that you're out here totally naked. Anyone could see you. And look at you..."
Jamie looked under the table at Noah's penis.
"You're just sitting there. Soft and carefree," Jamie finished.
Noah shrugged - complimented but blushing from the compliment.
"I don't get hard just because I'm naked," Noah replied. "I know it'll be hard to believe but I just like being nude. The sun and wind on my skin, the sweat on my ass crack..."
Jamie laughed at the joke; "Now you're just ruined it."
Noah was sincere about his feelings about nudity. Because his sexual experiences and misadventures had exploded over the last nine or ten months, it was hard to recall that his nudity wasn't always about exhibitionism or embarrassment. Often - but not always.
Jamie looked over his shoulder to check the coast was clear and slipped under the picnic table. Noah didn't get the chance to ask "what are you doing" because it was quickly obvious. Jamie put his hands on Noah's knees and leaned over Noah's crotch to kiss the flaccid dick nestled between Noah's legs.
Noah felt Jamie's face nudge and nestle the limp penis, sniffing it with his nose buried in Noah's short pubes. Jamie dragged wet lips over the pinched foreskin of Noah's dick and then his lips pecked at the flabby shaft.
Noah spread his legs to make it easier for Jamie to access things and felt a hand grope his balls while another stroked his dick. His penis responded appreciatively to the attention and in moments, was standing up proudly. Luckily, it was still hidden by the tabletop.
Noah wanted to moan like a porn star because the feeling was incredible but he bit his lip and smiled a lot. Noah had taken the risk of getting into the car nude and it had led his bare butt to the picnic table but he hadn't expected to get a stiffy. Noah most certainly had not expected to be getting a blowie from Jamie in broad daylight near a popular community and tourist spot.
Jamie pulled back on Noah's cock and licked it. Then Jamie put the tip in his mouth and sucked, slowly lowering his face until the cock sank deep into his mouth. Noah's cock still wasn't fully hard to the floppy-hard organ expanded pleasingly in Jamie's mouth. The older lad could taste the first discharge of boy juice, precum that was produced in impressive quantities by Noah's dick.
Noah could see families sitting at the tables closest to the garden centre and at tables in the middle distance were handsome lads – a mixture of lads and brothers. Noah fantasised about them watching him. Noah felt fingers slip under his balls and realised that Jamie was reaching for his hole too - Jamie massaged the perineum and the sensitive spot ignited multiple exciting nerve endings.
Noah's eyes were screwed shut with pleasure from being sucked and probed that the voice from his right took him by surprise.
"Where's Jamie?"
Noah's eyes flew open guiltily as he looked at his big brother and stumbled for a reply. Daniel chuckled and looked under the table. Seeing his sixteen-year-old brother's boner in the mouth of his twenty-one-year-old best friend was strange but he rather liked the submission of the older lad to his little brother.
"What you were too hungry to just wait for me?" Daniel asked.
Dan dropped sandwiches, crisps and cold drinks onto the picnic table.
Jamie noisily expunged Noah's cock from his mouth, leaving it slippery with pre-cum and spit, and extracted himself from under the table. He looked at the goodies waiting for them and then at Noah.
"Do you want to work up an appetite first?" Jamie suggested, a hand on Noah's bare shoulder.
"What do you have in mind?" Noah asked.
"You ever wanted to fuck outdoors?" Jamie enquired.
Jamie took Noah's hand and he slip his bare butt around on the bench to turn away from the table.
"What about me?" Daniel asked.
"You can come too if you like," offered Jamie.
Noah looked at Dan with half-expectant eyes.
"No thank you!" Daniel protested.
Noah shrugged and stepped away, still holding Jamie's hand so he dragged the twenty-one-year-old with him. Dan was left wondering if Jamie had been serious about him joining the two of them and if Noah was seriously so uninhibited as to be cool with having sex with his own brother outside.
"I'll just wait here then?" Daniel said to their retreating backs.
No-one saw Noah's bare little bum retreating from the picnic tables. Although Noah was free and liberal with his nudity, he knew post people were not so candid. Most people were also not very observant. All in all, it was better that he was not caught - the risk was fun though.
Through the shrubs, hedges and trees, Noah and Jamie found a spot not far from the picnic table. The spot was hidden from view from the garden centre or the car park. The grass was soft and dry - Noah could feel it under his feet, prickling his toes and reminding him of the distance between where he was and any form of clothing.
"I have protection," Jamie said.
"I'm clean," Noah said.
Noah was tested for his own and other's safety for his participation in EMARP.
"Me too," Jamie replied but he took a condom from his shorts pocket.
Jamie was tempted to ask why Noah was getting himself tested but decided it was sensible for any sexually active person to be safe - it was the reason he got tested after all. He didn't want to presume that Noah had meant what he thought the boy meant.
"You want to fuck me? Without that," Noah whispered in Jamie's ear.
Noah's hand slipped over Jamie's – the one holding the condom. Noah was still semi-hard, his firm dick angled down but plump and leaking. Jamie looked down at that cock and wanted nothing more than to suck it but fucking Noah's tight little ass was too good to be true. He liked having sex with Noah best out of all the McNelis males.
"Yes. Yes, I want to fuck you," Jamie admitted.
Despite all his adventures, Noah had never fucked bareback before. He'd had other sexual encounters but not that and Noah and also never fucked outside. Noah lay on his back and brought up his knees and parted his legs.
Jamie pulled his t-shirt up and hitched it behind his neck so his chest was exposed but his arms were still in and he could get dressed again quickly if he needed to. Jamie didn't mind having sex with a legal teenager but if he could avoid getting caught, he thought it would be best.
Jamie tugged his shorts down and Noah sat up excitedly, nuzzling Jamie's crotch and grabbing his ass. Jamie stood over Noah with his legs open, feeling the sixteen-year-old kiss and lick his dick until it responded. Jamie's erection earned itself a preliminary suckle from Noah but he wanted more; Noah released Jamie's cock and pulled the shorts from Jamie's thighs down to his ankles.
Noah leaned back on his elbows, tilting away from Jamie, and reached between his own legs to finger his ass. Jamie had played with Noah's perineum while under the picnic table but he hadn't been able to reach the sensitive hole. Watching Noah's fingers pass from the scrotum, over the perineum and into that tight hairless hole was a thing of beauty.
Jamie knelt on the grass, between Noah's legs, which was awkward as his shorts were tangled around his ankles; he left them there for the same reason he didn't just take his t-shirt off - he wanted to be able to get dressed quickly if need be.
Jamie stroked his cock while watching Noah finger fuck himself - Noah's slim body was golden under the May sun. Shall I compare thee to a summers day? Noah's chest rose and fell with quick and excited breathes, his hard-on was back and dribbling pre-cum over his abdomen and his almost hairless body was glossy under Jamie's admiring eyes.
Jamie gave Noah's cock a couple of strokes, caressed Noah's thighs and calves and then finally moved closer. Noah removed his finger and pushed both arms above his head, exposing sexy underarms and Jamie would happily have nuzzled. Noah's pit hair was short, downy and fair in colour. Although Noah's pubes were fully regrown after being shaved two months ago, they remained naturally short and sparse.
Jamie pressed the tip of his bare cock against Noah's hole and pressed hard. Not too hard, but hard enough for the sphincter to yield in a matter of seconds. Jamie had dated plenty of men whose idea of a good fuck was to ram a cock in and pound as hard as one could but Jamie liked to work up to full-force fucking.
"Oh my..." Noah gasped as his hole opened for Jamie's cock.
It felt nice to know Jamie wasn't wearing a condom - he by no means intended to make a habit of unprotected sex but this was very exciting. What had started as a naked drive around the county had culminated unexpectedly in outdoor barebacking sex with a sexy older man.
"Oh... oh..." Noah moaned.
Jamie grinned as Noah's pleasure became obvious. Jamie pushed his cock deeper inside Noah until the entire shaft was swallowed. Noah's little ass bucked under Jamie's intrusion but Jamie was gentle as he eased in and out and Noah's jiggling came from excitement rather than discomfort.
Noah felt Jamie's bare thighs connect with his ass when he drove deep, his thighs and balls making little slapping noises as they connected with Noah's skin. Noah reached for his cock and started stroking. He wanted to cum badly and hoped he would ejaculate while Jamie was still inside him.
"Are you ok?" Jamie asked.
"Fuck yes. You can go a bit harder," Noah communicated.
Jamie was pleased to hear this and started going faster and harder, thrusting with quick stabs as he buried his cock inside Noah's anus. Noah let out little strangled moans but his face communicated everything he needed to know - ecstasy was writ on Noah's face.
Noah's cock and tummy were sticky with precum as he was fucked and he stroked his own erection. Noah played with the head of his dick, tweaking and polishing the head until it was shiny and sensitive. He looked up and Jamie's sexy chest, blue eyes and ginger hair and felt lucky to be desirable to such an attractive person.
"You are so sexy," Noah said.
"And you are the prettiest boy I've ever seen," Jamie returned.
As Noah continued to stroke, he reached between his legs with his other hand so he could feel Jamie's cock as is pushed inside his ass. Jamie's uncovered dick was hot and slimy and Noah tried to work a finger into his ass while Jamie continued to fuck him. Jamie could feel the ridge around the head of his cock excited by the tight sphincter and the added sensation of Noah's finger took him to the very edge. Jamie's cock was like an arrowhead, tugging at a wound as he pulled back and Noah's finger tightened the hole and energised the head of Jamie's penis.
"I'm about to..." Jamie warned.
"Cum inside me," Noah pleased.
"Are you sure?" Jamie asked.
"Cum inside me," Noah repeated.
Jamie pumped hard a few more times, the friction of the tight ring around his dick excited every nerve in his penis until it was too much. Noah's ass was a warm cavern and one moment it was filled with cock and the next it was being pumped with spermy goodness.
Noah could feel the hot jizz release inside him - or he thought he could. He might be imaging it but he could tell Jamie was cumming from the expression on his face. Did Jamie have a recognisable cum-face, Noah wondered?
Noah pulled his finger out and sucked it, sure enough he could taste spunk. Dribbles of Jamie's jizz was already leaking out of Noah's hole but Jamie kept thrusting and cumming, pushing and pulling the cum from Noah's hole.
Noah stroked his cock with a very firm grip and shot his load over his chest. He missed his own face for once, but no-one is perfect. His dick had erupted with a shower of semen that drenched Noah's chest. His excessively leaky cock kept pumping spunk and Noah couldn't remember a time when he had cum like that.
It felt incredible to ejaculate with a cock inside him - he'd been fucked before but this felt special. Noah could feel Jamie pulling out; Jamie watched his own cum drizzle out of Noah's ass but he pressed the head of his cock against the hole and pushed it back in.
It was a creampie good enough to eat.
Noah was amazed at the feeling of cum seeping from his hole, dribbling over his ass and pooling under his sacrum. His ass had been seeded and now the grass was too. Noah appreciated the great outdoors had borne witness to his fucking but it was time to finish.
Jamie agreed as if reading Noah's mind, pulling his t-shirt back into the right place and standing up. His legs were wobbly but he stuffed his messy cock away inside his shorts and helped Noah to stand up. Noah felt his own creamy deposit dribble down his chest and into his scanty pubes, over the inguinal line and down the top of his thigh.
Noah wiped the spunk with his hand since he had no towel or clothes to clean the mess up with but most of it remained as a gluey reminder of his most recent fucking. His hand served only to smear the mess around and his palm remained covered with ball juice.
"Are you hungry?" Jamie asked.
"Starving," Noah agreed with a chuckle.
Jamie walked straight back to the picnic table where Dan was browsing on his phone. Noah emerged more cautiously - aware he was still butt naked and far from home. Noah's willy was long and dangly and so were his balls as he followed behind Jamie, using the older lad as cover. There was still no-one within a concerning vicinity so Noah went to the table too and joined his brother and friend for lunch.
Noah sat down and could still feel Jamie's cum seeping out his ass which didn't hurt per se but the sex had been more robust than he'd ever had it before.
"Are we going to pretend you guys didn't just fuck in the bushes?" Daniel asked.
Jamie and Noah exchanged little smiles. Once again Jamie felt a smooth foot on his leg, rubbing it playfully.
"Do you want intimate details?" Noah asked conversationally.
"Good point. No, I don't," replied Dan.
The conversation became companionable and light but Noah couldn't stop thinking about his ass. Was Jamie thinking about it too? Noah also could not stop thinking about how insanely naked he was. Not just naked outside, not just naked in the car but far from home and any hope of modesty. It was very exciting on one level and on another a reminder of the freedom he felt when he was nude.
"Do you mind driving home?" Daniel asked suddenly.
Noah hadn't realised he wasn't paying attention but the question had been directed at Jamie anyway.
"Sure, that's fine. I know you get sleepy after a big meal. Do you want me to rub your tummy and tuck you in?" Jamie asked.
"Maybe later," Dan said flirtatiously.
"Are you ready to go?" Jamie asked Noah.
Despite his equal interests in nudism and exhibitionism, Noah was glad he hadn't been caught. Well, there were the boys on the sightseeing bus and sex outside had been risky but he hadn't been seen by anyone he knew. Noah was relieved no more strangers had seen his penis.
The boys went back to the car - Jamie in the driver's seat, Daniel in the front passenger seat and Noah in the back again. They all put on seatbelts - Noah made a mental note that he'd need to wipe cum sludge off his belt where the straps across his abdomen and chest had picked up the remains of his ejaculate.
"Where to, Mr Noah?" Jamie asked like a deferential chauffer.
"Home, James, and don't spare the horses," Noah replied.
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