DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction that contains graphic sexual content. It is purely for entertainment so please enjoy safely and legally. Resemblances to real people, places and events is unintentional (but would be really cool).
A Series of Embarrassing Events Chapter Nine: Halloween XVI – Noah vs. the Demon Barber of Streak Street
FRIDAY 31ST OCTOBER 2020
Noah talked to his dad about the Halloween party during dinner - he was conscious that his dad had come home for his birthday so to exclude him from celebrations would have been unfair. The Halloween party wasn't for Noah. It was a Halloween party to which Noah was invited. Noah worried his dad would feel rejected for making plans for his sixteenth birthday that didn't include him.
"Of course, you should go," his dad declared; "We've spent all week together; you deserve a night to enjoy yourself."
"I can enjoy myself with pizza and a movie at home," Noah suggested.
"Nonsense, Noah. If you want to go, just go. I was sixteen once, you'll never get a time like this again," his dad insisted; "You'll have a great time."
"What will you do?" Noah asked apprehensively.
"I'll think of something," Bruce replied.
Something turned out to be a show of some kind but Bruce was vague on the details and Noah was preoccupied. In the morning of Noah's birthday – the thirty-first of October, Halloween – he was treated to a cooked breakfast instead of cereal from a box. The family went for a walk, they had lunch and Noah felt delightedly happy to be around his family.
Noah tried not to dwell on his fractured family; his mum was... gone and his dad worked hard to provide a luxurious and privileged life. It was nice to have his dad around.
Back home, after opening presents and faffing about, the three lads in the house retired to their respective rooms for a while. Jamie's room – technically the spare room – was unoccupied while he looked after his parents' house. Looking after it involved a large Halloween party, obviously.
It was late afternoon, edging towards evening, when Bruce pulled on his jacket and prepared to leave. He told his sons to stay out as late as they wanted but Bruce McNelis felt a little left out; he'd made his own plans but he felt left out all the same.
"Dan, look after him," Bruce told his eldest son.
"I always do," Daniel replied; "Have fun yourself. Don't wait up."
"Wait up? I might not even come home," Bruce joked.
"First one to puke outside a kebab shop loses," Daniel said with a laugh.
Bruce had showered and shaved and left a pungent smell of hot man in the air. Noah hugged his dad before he left and his dad kissed the top of his head.
"Happy birthday, son," dad said for the tenth time.
Although Bruce's plans had an earlier start, the boys still had plenty of time before their party. Noah waited until their dad was gone before asking the pertinent question:
"What's my costume, Dan?"
"Don't worry about it, little brother. Make yourself comfortable, we don't need to leave for hours," Daniel promised.
Noah was a little worried.
"You know... You've not had a chance to be naked all week," Dan said conversationally.
The nonchalance didn't fool Noah for a second.
"It didn't feel right with dad around," Noah replied after a suspicious pause.
"You don't mind me seeing your willy but dad would be weird?" Daniel jested.
"It won't kill me to put some clothes on while he's here," Noah stated.
"He's not here right now..." Dan teased and left the room.
Daniel was right about something: Noah hadn't had the chance to be naked all week and he missed it too. He still slept nude but Noah missed walking to the bathroom nude and sitting in the living room with his balls out. Was his big brother trying to tell him that their dad wouldn't mind? It wouldn't be a big deal? Noah wasn't sure what to think. Most kids don't need to worry about this kind of thing.
When Noah thought about it, he hadn't even told his dad he was gay. His dad must know, but Noah wanted to say it. Noah had plenty of chances this week and even today, on his birthday. The more he thought about it, the more Noah thought the time would not be long in coming when he'd have to come out not only as gay but also as a nudist.
Noah went upstairs, closed his bedroom door and stripped naked. He folded his clothes and put them away before sitting on his bed to contemplate things. Noah felt better already. He loved being naked - his dick was soft and Noah absent-mindedly scratched the little patch of pubes above his dick and his skin tingled from the draught of his open window.
Noah wanted to explain to his dad that being naked wasn't a sexual thing – except for when it was a sexual thing. The fact he had a separate inclination and interest in exhibitionism was an unnecessary complication.
Noah wanted to tell his dad he just enjoyed being free around the house and maybe one day around like-minded people.
Noah wanted to explain he would respect boundaries and only be naked if his dad was ok with it and would wear clothes if guests came over.
Noah knew part of his problem with telling his dad about nudism was that he hadn't had to tell his brother Daniel. Noah had started walking around the house in his underwear and after a while Dan had joked he didn't need to bother with undies. When the joke hadn't landed, Daniel realised that Noah really had an interest in being naked and it wasn't a joke. After finding out, Dan had encouraged and even orchestrated things for Noah.
His best friend Toby had found by accident; Noah had told Mateo but telling a friend was different from telling family. How do you tell your dad you want to hang out around the house nude? Noah as getting a headache just thinking about; the same thoughts swirling around again and again.
With hours to go before the party, Noah opened his laptop and checked out Sextr to distract himself. Now he was sixteen, the territorial locks on certain features had unlocked. Features were locked to the age of consent for the country of residence, though Noah thought a more reputable app would lock it at a nice round eighteen. From this perspective, Noah was glad Sextr was disreputable.
Regardless, Noah could now see numerous events in the local area taking place over the next few months. Matty had piqued Noah's interest in EMARP's - Explicit Mass Attendance Role Playing - which sounded amazing. They were described as events during which attendees could watch nudity, explicit scenes or elaborate role-playing scenario's. Mateo had talked about what he had heard of the EMARP's held locally - right in here in Dukesbridge. A medical exam involving milking and a classroom scenario where a "student" is stripped and fucked...
Noah thought it sounded very exciting; it was almost unbelievable that boys and men could attend or participate in such events so close to home. Noah knew Mateo would love to attend as a voyeur but Noah wondered if he could participate in a more active role; ideally that role would involve nudity. Would the EMARP organiser entertain a horny, exhibitionist, nudist teenager?
Scrolling through the details, Noah found a local group and contact details for the Dukesbridge EMARP's. The local contact was a man called Mr Godetia - Noah sent him a message expressing an interest in a participatory role. While he waited for the reply, Noah scrolled through Mr Godetia's blog - filled with gorgeous young men and fit studs. Some of the pictures were explicit and some looked like they could have come off the set of a porno - nudity in scenes like a park, a library and an airport. They were all well-staged and if Noah hadn't known it was role playing, he would have sworn the images of a strip search he was browsing had really happened in an airport terminal.
Mr Godetia's reply came ten minutes later. Noah was hard by then and leaking of course. He took a break from making himself horny looking a naked man in a library set and opened the reply. The reply prompted Noah to complete a questionnaire and an invite for a private group. Noah accepted the terms & conditions and privacy blah blah blah and got to work on the questionnaire - hoping to get through it before he had to get ready for Jamie's Halloween party.
The questions were easy: name, D.O.B, age, height, weight, waist size, shoe size, etcetera, etcetera
What is your gender (if non-binary please elaborate)?
What is your sexual preference?
Do you participate in any team sports?
Are you now or have you ever been in a youth group?
Are you a virgin?
Top? Bottom? Versatile?
"Why are you sitting in the dark?" asked Daniel, startling Noah.
The sun had gone down and the lights were off in Noah's room, the light through his bedroom window cast weird shapes all around the room. Dan was cast in a halo of light from the hall as he stood in the threshold of Noah's bedroom.
Daniel turned on Noah's bedroom light and while Noah squinted in the sudden brightness, Daniel grinned at the sight of his nude little brother. Noah's eyes adjusted and he saw his big brother was wearing a muscle hugging Captain America shirt with matching trousers. He looked pretty cool.
"I hadn't even noticed. I guess I lost track of time," said Noah.
He had just finished and submitted the questionnaire so he closed his laptop; he hoped Daniel didn't ask any questions about it. He would get around to telling Dan about all his Sextr activities and if anything came of Mr Godetia's solicitation, Noah would keep his big brother in the loop.
Noah smiled innocently at Daniel. Daniel smiled innocuously back.
"Well, it's time to go," Daniel declared.
"Go?" Noah asked.
"The party at Jamie's. We do actually have to drive to his house to attend," Daniel responded.
"Ha ha," Noah said sarcastically; "Ok, where's my costume?"
"Well that's the thing..." Dan replied.
"What?" Noah demanded warily; "What is the thing?"
Noah reflected that he had trusted Daniel about the costume and he hadn't given it another thought. Noah hadn't bothered to invest in anything himself so if Daniel had nothing, he was buggered.
"I thought you'd enjoy wearing your birthday suit. It is your birthday. Isn't that clever?" Daniel asked as if it were a perfectly reasonable idea.
"You're joking?" Noah asked.
"No," Daniel replied.
"You want me to go to your best friend's Halloween party... totally naked?" Noah enquired.
"Yes," Daniel hummed.
"Where all your friends and total strangers will see me? Totally naked!" Noah clarified.
"Yes," Daniel nodded.
"I'll be totally naked! Are you insane?" Noah implored.
"We're going to be late," Daniel ignore the question; "Are you coming?"
"Yes," Noah agreed.
Noah didn't even put clothes on for the drive over. Well, except a pair of flip-flops sandals to protect his feet; with only straps across the bridge of his toes, his feet looked very nearly bare. I was a mistake to not wear a coat or jeans for the journey because it was a ten-minute drive along several busy streets and it was cold. Daniel put on the heater which helped a little bit but Noah's penis still shrank to two inches.
"How do I keep getting myself into things like this?" Noah asked himself but he spoke aloud.
"I thought you were enjoying your series of embarrassing events?" asked Daniel worriedly.
"I am... mostly..." Noah replied.
"There's a Spider-Man costume in the boot if you want it," Daniel said.
This genuinely did surprise Noah. He looked at his big brother and felt a flood of gratitude that Daniel had actually considered the insanity of his proposal. Noah appreciated that his alternate costume was in the same `family' of genre as Dan's Captain America. Noah was grateful to Dan for thinking of alternatives but, despite his reservations, he was excited to see what would happen at the party. Noah actually wanted to go in his birthday suit - he told Daniel this and Dan laughed.
"We should think of a title for your latest misadventure. Halloween Sixteen, Noah's birthday suit," Dan pronounced dramatically.
"Technically I was born on Halloween so my first birthday would be my second Halloween," said Noah; "That makes my sixteen birthday my seventeenth Halloween."
"No-one likes a smartass, Noah," Dan responded with a grin.
They were both still laughing when they stopped at traffic lights and a group of half-cut lads on a pub crawl stumbled into the street. The green man was up for crossing, which they did in a staggering zig-zag route. However, they spotted Noah shirtless on a dark cold night and peeked into the car for a good look; realising Noah was naked, they started pointing and shouting and laughing.
"The little dude is naked."
"The little dude has his dick out."
"He's not even covering it up."
"It must be a fake cock?"
The last question was almost a relief - the half-drunk boys thought no-one would be crazy enough to be naked so it must be one of those body suits or underpants with pubes and a phallus stuck on them.
It occurred to Noah that that observation would be very quickly dispelled in Jamie's house and literally everyone at the party was about to see his pert little butt and his shrunken penis.
The drive along residential streets was more reassuring - there was less people (no-one peeking in to see his penis) but the street lighting would have made it impossible to hide his modesty. It was after 9PM so trick or treaters were out of the way at least - if being seen by boys his own age or Daniel's age was bad, it would have been even worse to be seen by little kids.
Finally, Daniel pulled into Jamie's street. It was a long road, mostly straight road to Jamie's house but Daniel pulled over and pointed out the passenger window.
STEEP STREET
"Remember what you used to think this street was called?" Dan asked.
It had become a running joke, even now, ten years later, the boys still laughed about it.
"Streak Street," Noah mumbled.
Noah knew what was coming.
"Seems appropriate," Daniel said.
Noah hesitated – the nearest house was number 46 and Jamie lived at number 90. The distance was nearly half a kilometre, or over a quarter of a mile, or five hundred yards, or forty-six thousand centimetres... there was no way of thinking about the measurement without it being a daunting distance.
"You don't have to," Daniel said.
It sounded like an afterthought but Noah knew his big brother would have carefully thought about it and would be acutely aware of the surroundings that he was pushing his little brother into.
Noah pulled the door handle and put a foot outside. Wind wafted over his ankle, carrying the faintest mist of drizzle with it. Noah stepped out and closed the door.
"I'll see you in a few minutes," Dan promised.
Then Dan did the old leaning on the car horn trick, calling attention to anyone around, as he sped up the road. Noah estimated that at his top running speed he could be at Jamie's house in two minutes give or take a few seconds. It took a few seconds to realise that he wouldn't be able to make his top speed because he was wearing flip-flop sandals. Running was impossible; fuck, it was going to take him two and half to three minutes. In the nude! Bare! Naked!
Noah found himself power walking up Steep Street – or Streak Street as Noah and Dan called it. Noah didn't understand; walking he got, but power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time? Then Noah remembered he couldn't run in his inappropriate footwear.
It was dark as it was nearly 21:30 the day before November. Noah hoped the cold and dark would mean everyone was indoors; the street was lit white light from the lampposts that kept the road illuminated in an artificial moonlight.
Noah checked out each house he passed as paranoia searched for anyone catching him naked in public. He couldn't see any curtain twitchers. Noah crossed a road – halfway there – and continued in a straight line.
Then the sound of whistles and hoots reached his ears. Noah turned to see a group of lads in the garden of a house. They laughed and continued to holler at them, but none of them seemed to know what to actually do with a naked teenager strutting up the road.
It was an unadventurous end when Noah reached Jamie's house. Daniel was parked on the driveway and stepped out when he spotted his naked brother. The throb of music from within could he heard and muffled soundtrack escaped too. The music could be heard from the driveway but not so loud that the neighbours would complain.
Noah was embarrassed by his appearance; his balls were suspended in a tight and leathery sac instead of dangling and his flaccid penis was a pathetic few inches snuggled inside a foreskin.
"Are you ready?" Daniel asked.
"Everyone at the party is going to see me naked," Noah said quietly.
"You can still be Spider-Man or I'll take you home if you want," Daniel replied.
Noah smiled at his big brother - for giving him the chance to bail out and for knowing he loved Spider-Man. Now Noah had a dilemma because he really could go home and he really could put on a proper costume or he could choose to go to the party in his birthday suit.
Noah hesitated as he faced Jamie's house. He knew in his heart it was what he wanted – Noah had never have done this without Dan suggesting and arranging it but he wanted it. The October night was cold, casting a breeze around his ankles and across his bare-naked bottom. The garden was well illuminated by a security light and the light thrown from every window in Jamie's house. Noah could see movement around the house but was unable to tell how many people were within.
It was time to find out.
Dan didn't need to ring the doorbell - as much as casa del McNelis was Jamie's home from home, Jamie's house was Daniel's second home. Daniel turned the handle and let himself in, trailed by Noah.
Dan's respectable homage to Captain America was met with a lot of attention so, at first, everyone missed the nude boy trailing behind him.
There was an explosion warmth from the heated house and from the greetings of the party boys clogging up the hall. It took a minute for someone to realise Noah was hiding behind Dan and a second more to realise Noah was naked.
"What the fuck?" said one high-spirited twenty-year-old.
He wasn't just high on spirits – although, to be clear, he had been drinking high spirits.
"This is my little brother Noah," Daniel explained casually.
"How little is he? Will we get arrested just for looking at him?" the lad joked.
A few people laughed - uneasily because they'd been thinking the same thing but there was a ripple of something else. They were curious and interested and peeking. Individually this would have been very awkward but the inoculation of en mass attention made it easier for them to be part of a gawping crowd. Noah would have suggested mob mentality but the interest was not malign. Boys and men en mass - even straight boys - enjoyed humiliation and Noah's humiliation was fucking funny.
"He's sixteen today," Daniel answered as he lifted a miniature of vodka from a tub by the front door; "I told him he should wear his birthday suit as his costume. Just for a laugh. He's a bit of nudist too."
"Let's see him properly then," chimed in someone else.
Daniel twisted the cap off a tiny vodka bottle, took a swig and offered the other half to Noah who shook his head. Daniel and Noah hadn't even made it out of the foyer of Jamie's house yet. The front door stood behind Noah and Dan stood in front of him, Dan stepped aside to reveal the nudist teenager in all his glory.
Noah was fully exposed; his smooth skin, short and sparse pubes and his penis that was shrunken to two and a half inches. The boy blushed with humiliation - not because he was ashamed of his body but because of the looks on the faces of all the lads around him. Daniel and Jamie had a lot of male friends and friends of friends and they all seemed to be here.
There was an assortment of costumes including a trump with a "don't vote for me, obviously" button on his lapel and "kick me" written on his back; there was a Poirot and a Jigglypuff; most were characters from film and TV or the usual stock pirate or roman toga. Noah somehow doubted the lad in the toga was commando as he had been at his last Halloween party. The costumed lads all looked at the totally naked Noah and didn't know what to do next.
"Noah, since it's your birthday you can have a drink if you like," Daniel suggested again.
Dan thought it might steady any nerves his little brother had.
"No thanks..." Noah mumbled nervously.
It wasn't that the drinking age was eighteen, not sixteen. Underage drinking was a rite of passage; Noah just didn't have much interest in that particular passage. Noah realised that this was his chance to either seize and own the moment – to prove to himself he was not ashamed of his body - or forever appear cowed before the crowd of partygoers.
"...I can have fun without alcohol. Should I take my shoes off at the door?" Noah asked.
Daniel grinned.
"Oh, yea buddy. This is a respectable house you know," responded an astronaut.
Noah kicked off his sandals and stood barefoot - his last vestiges of clothing were gone and Noah felt the cool wood floor beneath his feet. It was exhilarating.
"Noah? What? What the hell are you wearing?" asked Jamie who appeared out of the crowd. Jamie corrected himself; "What are you not wearing?"
"He's wearing his birthday suit," said a pirate.
"Because it's his birthday," provided the astronaut as if it all made sense and wasn't insane.
"It's really quite clever," added an Einstein.
"Right..." Jamie replied slowly.
Having seen Noah naked and hard a few mornings ago, Jamie wasn't sure why he was so taken aback. Noah had been hard last time so why was here, now, even more exciting? The change in context must be the answer - Noah's nudity in a relatively public arena was simply a masterstroke.
"Noah walked halfway up the street in his costume," Daniel revealed.
"Did he fuck," doubted the pirate.
"He did," Dan insisted.
There were a few dozen people at this party - coming and going all the time and Noah was totally starkers - and not even attempting to cover his tight little butt cheeks or his perfectly average flaccid penis or hairless balls.
Chatting had resumed and drinking and the loud music from the living room seemed to finally permeate the attention of those who had greeted Noah and Daniel. Noah didn't even make it into the living room however because the doorbell rang.
"Maybe your brother would like to answer the door and give out miniatures to everyone as they arrive?" suggested an Egyptian with gorgeous brown legs and arms.
"Great idea," agreed a caveman.
Noah looked at Dan who shrugged - the choice was up to him. Noah was actually quite excited - he didn't go around nude to be seen but he did like being seen. He liked the freedom of nudity but he liked the attention too. Noah wasn't sure where nudism ended and exhibitionism began but he thought he was about to cross the line - if he hadn't already.
Noah lifted the tub of miniatures and held the tub in front of his genitals before opening the front door. The new arrivals reacted similarly to the other guests - shock, awe, reticence, delight. The three arrivals (a Lego character, a Shazam and a kitten) took a miniature as they entered; each of them thought the tub of mini alcohols were concealing a thong or something and they were tickled to discover he was actually nude.
Noah could feel his heart quicken and they reached for the tub that he held in front of his penis and testes. The kitten made suspiciously long eye contact and Noah felt strongly he was gay; there must be lots of gay guys here at Jamie's party maybe Noah would get lucky with an older boy?
The whole rigmarole continued like this for a while and in between opening the door and handing out miniature vodka, whisky, Bacardi, rum, gin etc; Noah chatted to the costumed arrivals. After the initial shock, everyone started talking to the nude boy quite casually. He was made to feel welcome and normal and he was still naked but Noah felt accepted as dinosaur and a caveman talked about what school he went to and how old he was etc.
The door was opened and closed multiple times. Sometimes it was new arrivals who stayed to join the party and other times, it was older revellers who popped around to get free drinks. Noah had continued to hide his privates behind the tub of miniatures while the door was opened wide to the street and each of the new arrivals.
It barely had a chance to close before it knocked again.
Noah turned and opened the door again, with the tub of miniatures covering his gentles and nearly let out a trickle of pee as he recognised the boy on the doorstep; his name was Diallo and he went to a rival school. Diallo was a year older and they didn't know each other well but they did know each other.
"Eh... hello, Noah," Diallo said with a broad smile and a disbelieving laugh.
"Hi Diallo," Noah relied.
"That's a... unique costume," Diallo said.
The older boy could hardly believe what he was seeing; Noah couldn't actually be naked, could he? Noah was a cute, twinky looking boy and by the looks of it he was totally bare.
"Do you know him, Noah?" asked the caveman.
"A little," Noah blushed heavily.
Noah dropped the tub lower, hoping Diallo wouldn't believe his eyes and think he was actually at a party naked.
"I stopped by because I heard you were giving out free booze," Diallo reported.
Diallo and his mates were planning on adding spirits to beer but they didn't have any – hence the quest for free 40% alcohol.
"Oh, we're nearly out of miniatures," said the lad in the dinosaur costume behind Noah; "I'll go get more."
Before Noah could react, the dinosaur had taken the bowl from Noah's hands and left his bare crotch exposed to Diallo. Diallo's mouth literally fell wide open as he stared at Noah's stubbly little exposed penis. Did Noah imagine the dinosaur winking at Diallo?
Diallo sniggered at Noah's exposure and was embarrassed for the humiliated boy.
"Wow, Noah... I thought you'd have more hair," Diallo said; "And that you'd be bigger."
Just as Noah was about to dig deeper into why Diallo had thought about his penis at all, the dinosaur returned and handed over a handful of mini Vodka's and Jack Daniel's.
"Well, thanks," Diallo said; "Maybe I'll see you again Noah."
Diallo emphasised the innuendo and Noah again blushed and felt his knees go weak.
"Thanks for visiting, Diallo," the dinosaur said; "Come again soon."
The door closed and Noah stepped back from to door. He was wondering if Diallo would tell people or if it would just be a funny story to share between himself and his friends. Noah reached to take back the tub, freshly refilled with miniature's when the caveman made a fun suggestion.
"Noah, why don't you put the miniatures on the table beside the door? It's not fair you have to hold that the whole time," the caveman said.
Caveman probably had a real name but whatever.
"Oh... I don't mind," Noah replied nervously.
Noah knew that without the tub to hide behind he'd flash whoever arrived on the doorstep the moment he opened the door – plus any lucky passers-by. What if more people he knew came by? The new arrivals had already seen Noah's bare, hairless chest and smooth legs; they were already peeking at his dick and his ass once they properly entered the house but to expose himself to the front door and not even attempt to cover up as a whole new level.
"Nonsense birthday suit, we'll just leave the miniatures at the side," said the dinosaur.
The tub that Noah had used to cover his crotch was put on the table beside the front door. Noah looked down and his flaccid dick and saw it was still stubby, the head covered by his foreskin and the pubes above his dick fluffed around the squat two-and-a-half-inch penis. The next time he opened the door, that is what people would see.
Noah looked over his shoulder and saw Dan, onto his third drink of the night and tipsy but not drunk. Daniel gave thumbs up and changed it to thumbs down. He rotated his thumb to the side and waited for Noah to reply; Noah gave thumbs up and Daniel moved his own thumb back to an up position. It was reassuring that Dan was still looking out for him and would step in if Noah wanted to stop the madness of exposure.
The doorbell rang and his immediate associates rippled with excitement; it had been quickly obvious Noah was naked to each new arrival but this would be the first time he actually flashed whoever was on the doorstep and the costumed lads were exuberant.
Noah stepped forward and exposed himself to Ronan Henare.
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"Wow. Ok," Ronan sputtered with eyes as wide as saucers.
Whether he was responding to the voice or making a perfectly reasonable commentary on seeing a handsome naked boy answer the door of a strangers party that he'd been invited to was anyone's guess.
"Ronan?" Noah responded with shock.
Despite his shock, it was not Noah's natural instinct to cover up and cup himself. Noah looked at the lads around him who looked surprised too and maybe disappointed that it was only one person to see Noah's big reveal.
<<He's like Michelangelo's David.>>
Ronan was dressed as Marty McFly just like he said he would be and really pulled it off; though his magnificently curly black hair was too short to do much with. Ronan was dressed in blue jeans, a red sleeveless puffer jacket, the blue denim jacket, a white plaid shirt and a red t-shirt. Ronan looked really cool!
"Ronan?" Noah repeated; "Your costume is awesome."
"Yea, your... well, I mean... you look..." Ronan didn't know what to say.
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"Hi. I didn't know you'd be here," Noah said.
Ronan shuffled into the hall and Noah turned his back on the street - flashing his pale cheeks - before swinging the door closed.
"Oh, yea... I live a few streets over and my next-door neighbour knows Jamie... do you know Jamie?" Ronan asked.
<<Do you know Jamie?>>
The voice mocked.
<<Does he know Jamie?>>
The voice asked seriously.
"My big brother is his best friend," Noah explained.
<<Why is he naked? Bare naked. Naked boys. Naked Noah.>>
"Cool. Well my neighbour invited me and I met Jamie because my dad said I had to check it was ok," Ronan said.
Ronan didn't really handle intense social situations very well but his mum insisted it was because he avoided them. Ronan thought it was more than that; it was something in his head that made it hard to socialise.
"Great for you to come," Noah beamed and he meant it. Then he joked; "I love your costume, where's the DeLorean parked?"
<<That's when you got the idea for the flux capacitor which is what makes time travel nude pubes bum nipple.>>
"It's five minutes away," Ronan joked.
<<Time travel joke? Lame.>>
Noah laughed.
<<You're a comedy genius.>>
Ronan relaxed and then asked the burning question: "Noah... why are you naked?"
"It's his birthday and he's wearing his birthday suit," the caveman jumped in to explain.
"He's a birthday baby," the Egyptian added.
"I'm surprised you kept your pubes then," Ronan jested without thinking.
Noah felt humiliated again but hid it because he didn't want Ronan to feel guilty. The embarrassment passed but the lads around them laughed - louder and longer than necessary and then seemed really struck by the idea.
"Actually, McFly has a point," the caveman said.
"Yea... Atif?! Atif!?" shouted the Egyptian with gorgeous skin.
Whether the Egyptian was actually Egyptian, Noah did not know. Perhaps pharaoh would be a better description of his costume. It showed off plenty of skin and the skin was toned, brown and beautiful. Noah nearly popped a boner but was distracted as a tall guy - presumably the summoned Atif - arrived. Atif had red contacts in his eyes and face paint, giving him a demonic appearance.
"What?" he asked.
Atif register the naked sixteen-year-old and his friends explained the why and the what for.
"You're a nudist and decided to wear your birthday suit to a crowded Halloween party full of mostly strange boys?" Atif asked.
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"Yea?" Noah replied because the way the tall dark handsome man had said it made it sound stupid.
"Otherwise known as being naked in public?" Atif asked.
<<That's what I said.>>
Ronan didn't admonish the commentary - for once the narration was welcome for such an insane series of events.
"Anyway," interrupted the pharaoh; "If he's a birthday baby he shouldn't have any pubes."
"I'm not shaving his pubes," Atif said bluntly.
"Oh c'mon, Atif. It'll be a laugh," Daniel said.
Daniel had arrived and decided to "help" out. Noah shot Dan a look but wasn't sure if he actually disapproved of being shaved or not.
"Do you want me to do this?" Atif asked Noah - heavily emphasising the pronoun.
It was reassuring that the big guy was a gentleman who wouldn't let the lads bully Noah into anything.
"Sure. Sounds like fun," Noah replied.
Noah wasn't sure he was actually at a Halloween party and not just a house of Humiliations.
Atif it transpired was a barber and had a grooming kit in his car. He collected it and met Noah in the downstairs toilet which was big enough for the both but it was a little bit cosy.
"Have you got steady hands? You're not drunk, are you?" Noah asked - concerned he'd get cut by a shaky handed drunk barber.
"I'm Muslim so I don't drink. I can still do stupid things without getting drunk. Case and point..." Atif replied.
Noah smiled at him. Atif was tall and broad shouldered with black hair and a black beard but gentle and compassionate eyes – even with the red lenses. He was dressed as a grotesque demon except he was much too handsome to be truly monstrous. Noah's appreciation of the demon barber was disturbed by a buzzing sound as Atif turned on a pair of electric clippers.
"Are you totally sure about this? Don't let anyone bully you into this," Atif asked.
"I'm not drunk either," Noah volunteered; "I like making all my stupid decision when I'm sober."
Atif shrugged and the clippers descended on the already small patch of pubes above Noah's penis. The hair came away in an instant and Atif was both gentle and tentative about touching Noah's boy-bits to remove every last short and curly hair.
Next, Atif held Noah's scrotum tightly but not roughly, stretching the skin so it didn't get cut. There wasn't much to take away – his balls were already pretty smooth but for a few wispy hairs that a less experienced person would have missed.
Finally, Noah was instructed to lift each arm so his pit hair was also removed. Noah hadn't even thought about under his arms - he would soon be totally hairless below the neck and he had already been smooth to begin with.
With all his pubes reduced to stubble, Atif caressed Noah's legs and felt no hint even of stubble so he turned off the clippers. As Atif prepared a lather of shaving foam, Noah wondered if Atif had a pubes shaver and a regular shaver. Did you need a different blade for beards or heads compared to those needed to shear away pubes?
Atif applied a lather of shaving foam to Noah's groin and set about it with a sharp razor and great concentration. There wasn't a single nick or spot of blood as Atif deftly swept every hair away.
"Do you mind if I ask something? Are you gay?" Noah enquired.
"You're not my type," Atif replied - but didn't answer the question.
"You're nice," Noah said and caught Atif smile.
"Your friend Marty McFly seems nice too," Atif replied.
"What do you mean?" Noah asked.
Noah had been oblivious to Ronan's obvious interest but Atif had noticed. Atif grinned at Noah's lack of awareness.
"You're so cute," Atif said with a hint of patronisation.
Again, Noah's scrotum was shaved next, with Atif pulling the skin taught to prevent nicks or cuts and then both his pits. Atif worked quickly and it was almost embarrassing that all Noah's pubes took five minutes to trim and then shave.
Atif wiped the skin with a damp cloth; cleaning the scrotum, above Noah's penis and under each arm. There wasn't a hair below Noah's neck and Atif appreciate his own work by caressing Noah's leg all the way up to the thigh and the across the newly shaved pubis. Totally smooth.
"You didn't even bone-up," Atif said.
"Should I have? Have you done this before?" Noah asked.
"No, this is the first time I've ever shaved a teenage boy at a Halloween party with a few dozen drunk boys waiting to see the result," Atif said sarcastically.
Atif headed out first, giving Noah a moment to feel his newly shaved skin. It was perfectly silky and humiliatingly soft and smooth. Noah felt almost dazed - it had taken only five minutes to strip him of every pube he had; it was kind of embarrassing.
Noah exited the toilet and returned to the foyer where his most avid observers were still waiting. Everyone he passed stared and tittered, laughed or gasped.
At the front door, the boys were five minutes drunker and laughed again. It wasn't cruel laughter but the mockery of "boys will be boys" - a phrase more horrific than any Halloween guise.
To his surprise they wanted to touch him and Noah found Daniel's eyes to give him a nod that he was still ok. Daniel winked in reply - Dan knew his little brother well enough to know the show-off, horny teen was enjoying himself and the attention. The touch of the lads wasn't rough and Noah too appreciated the change in sensation as his groin and pits were stroked and then his feather soft ball sac held in big hands.
Noah felt his dick chub but he didn't get hard - Noah had strong will power when it came to that. To his surprise, it was Ronan's hands that almost made him get a boner. What Atif had said had turned a switch and suddenly Noah could see Ronan's sexual interest in him... or was he imagining that?
<<Fuck, don't say anything. Just blink once for yes and twice for no. Is this the hottest thing ever?>>
Ronan blinked once.
Noah realised he was thinking about Ronan in a whole new way and even hoping his new friend was gay. Was Ronan gay? Ronan let go of Noah's balls and blushed at having cupped them.
Noah was soon prompted to have his first good look in the mirror - the one in the hall was tall and wide and offered the perfect reflection. Noah was amazed at the difference - he looked the same but different, younger but not infantile; he looked like a shaved sixteen-year-old rather than a pre-teen but the effect was the same. Noah looked simultaneously innocent and pathetic; sexy and naive.
The doorbell rang and everyone turned to Noah, expecting him to retake his doorman duties. Noah as nervous and excited in equal measure. He pulled the door wide open with the effect of throwing one arm out and the other at his side; his legs were spaced and Noah wasn't covering a thing as he exposed himself again. Too late he realised he knew the three boys on the doorstep.
One of them, Diallo, had visited earlier and this time he had brought friends.
The three boys were from a rival school.
Ted, Greg and Diallo were all seventeen, a year ahead of Noah and his friends, and attended Dukeskettle Comprehensive School. Dukeskettle Comprehensive joined Five Dukes Boys School, Dukesbank High School, Dukeswell Academy and Dukeshead Secondary School in the Five Dukes County school football league. Other schools were also in the league too but the competition didn't get fiercer than between the big five schools.
"Oh my god, we thought you were lying," said Ted.
"He's lost his pubes since I was last here," Diallo noted with a grin.
Noah watched the eyes of all three boys drop to his penis and shockwaves ran up his spine. Noah felt his elation evaporate, his balls tighten and his penis contract by half an inch. Noah didn't know the boys very well but they all knew each other enough for this to be totally humiliating. Diallo had been humiliating enough, now it was a triple threat.
Ted, Greg and Diallo burst out laughing but it was too late to cover up.
"Fuck sake Noah, what happened to you?" giggled Greg.
"What happened to your clothes?" asked Diallo - a hint of concern buried behind lust.
"Don't you have any pubes? How old are you, baldy boy?" laughed Ted.
Years ten, eleven and twelve were eligible for the school football team which meant boys aged between fourteen and eighteen. Did they think he was only fourteen?
The door was still open and Noah could see a few people in the street passing by - looking towards the house but thankfully not seeing him because the three amigos were in the way.
"I'm sixteen," Noah mumbled into the night where the boys still stood.
This caused more laughter from the three high schoolers and the twenty something year olds behind him. Noah turned to look at them and the three boys outside caught a glimpse of Noah's pale moon ass. Noah felt a warm hand on his ass and looked to see Diallo cupping his right buttock.
"Invite them in," said the caveman.
"Come in Bro," said the dinosaur.
Honestly, the caveman, the dinosaur, and the Egyptian were treading a fine line between good-natured piss-takers and maniacal manipulators. Wait, Bro?
Now that he looked, there was a resemblance between the dinosaur lad and Ted. They had the same thick dark hair and dark but humour-filled eyes set against fair skin.
Diallo and Greg slipped past Noah and Ted fist-bumped the dinosaur while Noah closed the door. Noah had assumed Diallo had told his friends about his nudity but perhaps the dinosaur had told his brother Ted. It didn't really matter.
"What's with the nudity?" asked Greg incredulously.
None of the seventeen-year-olds could stop looking at Noah's dick.
"It's my birthday so I'm wearing my birthday suit," Noah said; "I thought it would be fun?"
There were nine people still in the hall, including Noah: dinosaur, the Egyptian, caveman, Greg, Ted Diallo, Ronan and Daniel. Jamie was actually squeezed out of sight and astounded by how casual and calm Noah was about everything that had happened. Jamie suppressed a pang of jealousy; was he jealous that he had to share Noah after their intimacy? Jamie had to admire Noah. The boy had real guts; balls, pluck, grit, moxie, audacity...
"Fuck, if it was me, I'd die if people saw me bare ass naked like this," said Diallo.
"Especially if I was a pubeless baldy boy," Greg agreed
"I can't wait to tell everyone at school that we saw you naked and hairless," added Ted.
Noah felt his stomach drop. It was one thing to want to be a nudist, it was another to enjoy exhibitionism but for everyone in a local school to know? And then they'd tell boys at his school and everyone would know.
"Please don't tell. Please?" begged Noah.
"We'll make you a deal. We won't tell anyone," said Diallo.
His friends shot him a look like they hadn't intended to make any such offer.
"If you let us get a picture with you?" Diallo finished.
Now Greg and Ted were onboard, grinning happily again.
"Oh, I don't know if that's such a..." Noah started to say.
"Great idea!" interrupted the dinosaur.
"No. It's not a great idea. Instead of telling everyone I was naked you'll just show them the photo," Noah said miserably.
"We'll make you two promises, Noah," said Greg. "One: if you don't let us take your photo, we'll tell everyone. Two: if you do let us take your photo, we won't show anyone.
"Let us take a picture and we won't breathe a word," Diallo guaranteed.
"So, what will it be?" Ted asked; "No pics and we tell or one pic and we don't?"
Even if the promise was kept, three boys would still have a picture of him naked and hairless.
"Ok," Noah agreed; "I'll let you photograph me naked."
Dinosaur - Ted's brother - offered to take the photo and as he took out his mobile phone, the boys got into position. Noah stood with Ted on his right, Diallo on his left and Greg behind him and to the left of centre. Just as the picture was going to be taken, Noah swung his hands in to cover his penis.
"No, no, no," said dinosaur.
"No covering up," said Ted.
"Why don't you put your arms around your friends?" suggested the Egyptian.
Noah knew this would mean he couldn't cover up and his bald pits would show too. Noah was aware of every inch of his hairless body as the picture was taken with the three older boys. Noah could feel the floor beneath his bare feet, a bead of sweat trickling down his smooth thigh and calve and ankle; Noah could feel his freshly shaved groin and pits and his nipples. How could he feel his nipples?
Surely the picture had been taken now?
Noah felt mortified as he imagined his naked and hairless body on the mobile phone screen and made worse by being framed by all clothed boys who looked older. Noah had a kink for CMNM (clothed male naked male) and loved browsing the genre of pictures, video and stories on Sextr. There were CMNM groups too; Noah could imagine exciting the groups with his picture. Noah was just contemplating the pictures being stoned on the dinosaur's phone when...
Noah felt Greg's hand on his ass and a finger press against his sphincter without actually entering his hole.
The finger didn't need to go in - strong will power or not, Noah could not resist the sensation of surprise ass-play. Clearly a series of picture were being taken to chronicle the rise of Noah McNelis' penis as it grew firm, swelled and then became hard and hot. His cock did its thing, leaking heavily and dribbling onto the floor.
"Fucking hell," said the dinosaur.
"Look at the mess that thing's making," said Ted.
"Awesome," said Diallo.
"Wow," muttered Ronan because he hadn't contributed for a while.
<<Dumbass, you should have got in the picture.>>
Ronan half agreed with the voice but he also wanted to be Noah's friend and what kind of friend would take advantage like that?
<<Duh! Anyone with half a brain would have taken pictures. Do you really think you have a shot at seeing Noah like this again? Do you think he'd touch you with a ten-foot barge pole?>>
The voice was getting mean so Ronan concentrated hard to ignore the asshole.
The boys on either side pulled away and Greg stepped from behind him.
"Did they shave your hole too?" asked Greg.
"No," Noah answered.
Greg chuckled again, all the more turned on by the baldy boy knowing that most of his smoothness was all natural. Greg had checked out Noah's legs on the football pitch - he had a thing for legs - and loved the silky pins.
"Your cock is a leaking monster," said Ted.
He sounded impressed which perked Noah up a little.
"It's hardly a monster," said the dinosaur sourly.
Daniel sniggered and Noah looked at his brother for the first time in a while. What Noah saw was heartening - his brother would never have allowed this to happen if he thought the secret wouldn't be kept. But why the snigger? When Noah looked at the dinosaur, he saw the lad blush and Noah inferred the snigger was a slight on the dinosaur. Did the dinosaur have a small dick?
Perhaps that was a question for a palaeontologist?
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"We could measure it?" said Ronan.
Ronan was surprised he had said it out loud. His brain had thought it, the stupid voice had suggested it and Ronan's mouth had spoken the words.
"Good idea," agreed Daniel on Noah's behalf.
Dan emerged a moment later with a tape measure and Jamie stepped into the space that Dan had occupied. Noah wondered how long Jamie had been watching? Jamie was Noah's oldest crush and now that crush was about to watch him get his penis measured. Was anyone at the party not watching the naked misadventures of sixteen-year-old boner boy?
"Why don't you do the honours?" Daniel suggested to Ronan.
<<Make sure you count every inch. One, two, Freddy's coming for you; three, four, better lock your door; five, six grab a crucifix... seven, eight, gonna stay up late; nine, ten, never sleep again!>>
Daniel had chatted to Ronan while Noah got shaved and liked the kid. He was a friendly face for Noah and Dan had been a teenager not so long ago - he recognised a crush when he saw one. Besides, he trusted Ronan more than the three amigos from Dukeskettle Comprehensive. Daniel would make sure to emphasise what would happen to them if they spread the pictures of Noah or any rumours.
Noah wanted his dick to look its best so he gave it a jerk, feeling gooey snot from his cock-nostril transfer onto his hand and a sloppy sound as he jerked the foreskin back and forth over the swollen head of his erection. He heard the click of more pictures being taken and Noah wished he'd told them not to record him touching himself.
Noah maintained his cock was six inches but the last time he'd actually measured it, it was little shorter than that. He hadn't measured it for months and Noah wasn't sure how he felt about nine random people including his big brother, Jamie, Ronan and three boys from a rival school knowing that.
The tape measure was extended up the shaft of Noah's dick and Noah almost wished Ronan would suck his cock or jerk it when he was down there but his friend didn't. Instead, Ronan declared for everyone:
"Fifteen point seven five centimetres. Six point two inches," Ronan declared.
Six and one fifth inches? Noah's cock had grown. Brilliant!
Noah blushed as the size of his penis was read aloud for everyone to hear and the dinosaur snapped a pic of the tape measure recording his size. Over six inches was nothing to be embarrassed about though and he couldn't suppress a grin of satisfaction.
"Why don't you jerk it off, big boy?" said Ted.
Noah looked at Ronan who was putting the measuring tape away. He glanced over at Dan who seemed happy if Noah was and Jamie whose eyes didn't leave the dribbling cock fast enough. It was good to know the older boy - young man - liked him so much. Noah looked at Ted, Diallo and Greg - the trio of boys from a rival school; what would they say about him? Would they keep the secret? Would Dan kick their asses for him if they didn't?
Finally, Noah's eyes settled on the Egyptian, the caveman and the dinosaur whose phone was still out and filming him.
"Put the phone away," Noah said.
The dinosaur was about to protest when Diallo jumped in; "C'mon, put the fucking phone away already."
"You just want to watch smoothie jerk off," Greg teased him.
However, the phone was pocketed - do dinosaurs have pockets? - and Noah gripped his dick. His erection felt warm, sticky and hard. There was no good reason why it should feel bigger - he'd been jerking it a lot since he last measured it - but knowing it was bigger made it feel bigger. The audience was both arousing and stimulating; humiliating and assuring.
It was weird jerking off while so many people watched - a friend from school, boys from a rival school, older boys, a family friend and his own brother. However, it was also very exciting.
Would Noah have been more excited if it had been all strangers? Was part of the excitement and humiliation and therefore the thrill knowing that some of these people knew him?
Noah's cock dribbled precum onto his toes, pooling between his big toe and its neighbour and then sinking between them. Noah's pace quickened and the boys in front of him had just enough time to move out of the way before hot cum shot forth.
The first spurt was the strongest – firing up and hitting Noah's chest between his nipples, the gunge sliding down even as spurted again. The next few slopped spunk just below his belly button, pouring into where his pubes should have been. A final release dropped onto his thigh so cum stained his legs. The jizz was all over his hand too and he had nothing to wipe it with so he wiped it on his flat tummy.
"I never knew you were so Kinky, Noah," said Greg.
"But we'll bare it in mind," added Diallo.
"We'll bare it in mind every chance we get," contributed Ted.
"Well, shows over. Time to get hammered. You want a beer little brother?" asked the dinosaur.
Noah was a little disappointed by the unceremonious conclusion. The three seventeen-year-old lads followed the older guys into the kitchen to get some underage drinking started.
When Noah looked, he was left with Jamie, Daniel and Ronan.
"Well this has been... fun?" Ronan said.
Daniel chuckled then said; "I was chatting to your new friend while you were in the toilet with Atif. He's cool."
Daniel patted Ronan's shoulder and Ronan seemed to blush.
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The voice was sarcastic which was better than being mean at least.
"I think I should go," Ronan said; "I'm getting tired and it's not good for me to be tired."
The voice harassed him more when he was tired.
"Why don't you walk him home?" suggested Daniel.
Noah, Ronan and Jamie looked at him in surprise.
"You want me walk to Ronan's house naked?" Noah said incredulously.
"It's only five minutes away," Daniel said as if he didn't see what the big deal was.
"You want me walk to Ronan's house naked?" Noah repeated deliberately.
"You'll fucking love it," Daniel said; "Besides, it's way after midnight. No-one will see you."
Noah's was certainly starting to stack up his exhibitionist behaviours and he wasn't sure how he felt about it yet. What he was sure of was that he wanted to walk Ronan home.
"Ok, I'll walk Ronan home. Don't wait up," Noah said.
"I've given him my number if you need me," Daniel replied and nodding to Ronan.
Noah caught Jamie's eyes pulling away from his dick again and reminded himself that Jamie's reservations had been tied to him being fifteen; now he was sixteen, Noah made a mental note to test Jamie's resolve. But not tonight.
It had been a long and exciting night; answering the door naked and being caught by people he knew and getting photographed and getting a boner and jerking off. Noah could feel the cold of November as soon as the door opened; the newly bald patches of skin reminded Noah that he had been shaved by the demon barber of streak street and now it was time to streak again.
There will be a one-week hiatus (so no chapter next week) but the story will resume for another five chapters before a Christmas/ New Year break. Check out my blog next week for a teaser trailer for the next five chapters and a description & excerpt for chapter ten will follow in due course. Thanks to everyone who has been reading and even more thanks if you've taken the time to email or message me on blogger or newtumbl. I appreciate the support and interest.
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