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A New Address part 3 Meeting up with Bill
I wanted to get a new blind for the kitchen and had been told about a good shop which was near the Red Lion, it was mid morning when I set off and again it was another hot day it's a long time since I remember a summer being so hot for so long I just wore jeans short sleeved shirt cotton shoes no pants or socks. The shop and Red Lion where the opposite side of town to me so I walked through the town as I was about to pass a charity shop I noticed a rail outside with a sign, sale rail everything one pound so I stopped and was surprised how much men's gear there was but most was a very small size but I found a pair of black very heavy fabric trousers in my size I took them off the hanger and held them against me and surprise they were the right length I'm 6 foot 3 so often trousers end at my ankle's I thought these would be good to piss in. I took them into the shop and asked to try them on perfect fit I paid and carried on my way I thought I would shop on the way back so I didn't have to carry many things but the trousers were too good to miss. I got to the shop about 20 minutes later very hot and sweaty as I had walked in the full sun all the way, the sweat was pouring out of my arm pits, arse crack and off my bollocks it felt like I was pissing myself. It was the smallest shop front I had ever seen it had been a terrace house before. I opened the door and it had a old bell attached which rang as I opened it the shop was dark and cool which was a relief I heard someone walking above me then a clump, clump, clump down stairs then a bloke in his 30's said afternoon can I help you he was dressed in a black polo shirt with the shops name on and black jeans fairly tall shaved head decent build as he got closer I noticed the massive lump in his crouch and thought fucking hell you could certainly help me. I said good afternoon I've just move here and am looking for a blind for my kitchen he said follow me as we walked down the shop I realised how big it was I also got a great view of his ample arse not a bubble butt but big my cock was starting to stand up to get a better view, he stopped at a section which had small blinds on the wall showing different finishes and there was a shelf with fabric samples on and hanging underneath he said what did you have in mind I thought I can't tell you that, I said something plain he said as it's the kitchen do you want it in plastic so you can wipe it down or if there's a fabric you like we can coat it in a wipeable finish I said in my other houses I haven't bothered with blinds as the kitchens looked into the garden but this house the kitchens at the front looking onto the road and pavement so want some privacy at night. This part of the shop had a low ceiling and no windows so there were lots of down lights and it was warm and I was sweating again as I was looking at some fabrics I got a wiff of myself and said sorry it's so hot out there I'm rather sweaty and ripe he said don't worry you should smell me when I've been working I thought if only. He said what's the size of the window so I can work out a rough price then said I will have to come and measure for the blind to be exact I told him the size as I looked at him over his shoulder I saw shutters and said I like the look of them he said yes there very popular now I walked over and said how much would shutters be I think they would work better than a blind if it was sunny I could adjust them rather than pulling a blind down. He said they would be quiet expensive because he would recommend hard wood for a kitchen or bathroom because of the steam where you can have a soft wood in other rooms he showed me how they worked and said with the size of my window I would need 3 on each side he gave me the price which was more than I wanted to pay but said if I ordered again from them I would get a 10% discount on my next order OK I said you've twisted my arm hard enough he took my details looked in his diary and said when would it be convenient for me to call and measure I said anytime he said how about Thursday at 3.30pm I said fine thanked him and left. I walked up the road and saw the Red Lion and thought I'll go and get a drink before I die of thirst as I walked through the main door which was propped open like before ahead was the gents I thought I'll change into the trousers I had brought they won't be as uncomfortable as my jeans which were quit wet with my sweat. I hadn't use the gents the first time I visited as I opened the door there was a corridor about 5 foot long with another door at the end which opened slightly and clicked closed the vacuum of the first door opening caused this I thought great warning for fun in a public toilet but wasted in the pub I walked in there were no windows just an old slow extractor fan in the ceiling not working well as it stank of piss there was a cubical on the side then a trough with room for about 3 blokes to piss and a sink on the wall oposite the cubicle. There was a bloke dressed in a dark suit with grey hair standing at the trough I went into the cubicle and changed into the trousers from the charity shop while doing so realised the toilet was built in the middle of the pub and had no windows because staff needed to get from one bar to the other the pub was Victorian so the gents would have been outside originally. When I came out of the cubicle the bloke was still there I left and opened the door to the lounge and looked in, it was an L shaped room so bigger then the public bar there were 2 older couples man and woman setting on the long bench seat and a large very loud lady sitting at the bar talking with the barmen who I couldn't see I closed the door and went opersite into the public bar there was Bill standing at the bar dressed in the same suit as the other night in the far corner near the fire place was a bloke sitting at a table looking at his empty glass I went up and said hello Bill he looked at me raised his eyebrows but had a vacant look on his face I said I'm George's mate we meet the other night George and I helped you home as you had a good evening he said I always have a good evening he took his hand out of his pocket to shake mine as I clasped it again it was slimy and sticky nice I thought I stood and looked at the bar Bill said you have to press the bell and pointed to a door bell fixed to the end of the bar he said during the day Danny's on his own and in the posh bar. I pressed the bell in a short while a guy in his 40's stocky beer gut dressed in dark shorts and a short sleeved shirt mid brown hair came through and said alright there not seen you here before I said George had told me about the pub and I had visited a few nights ago and meet Bill he said he's a permanent fixture what can I get you I said a pint of larger shandy it's hot he said I've got to go to the other bar for lemonade he came back with my drink I paid him and he said while I'm here you want another Bill to which he replied ya. We stood there drinking and I saw Bill tossing himself or as when I was younger we called it playing pocket billiards I struck up conversation and as the bloke from the blind shop had got me horny I joined Bill and tossed myself through my pocket and thought when I get home I'll cut the pocket out so I can get straight to my cock Bill farted one of his high pitched ones and I said nice he nodded we carried on making small talk. I discovered he had been a bus conductor all his life never married while we talked I noticed Bills tossing was getting faster as was mine but he didn't seen to notice me he then cut a massive wet fart and said gotta go. He had been gone about 10 minutes I thought he must be having a good shit I had finished my drink and needed a piss so went to the gents as I opened the second door there was Bill standing at the trough next to the bloke who had been in there when I first went into the pub the other bloke was moving his hands quickly up and down his front at chest height hello I thought possible fun I went and stood next to Bill who had his cock sticking straight out and stiff and made no attempt to hide it I looked over to the other bloke he now had his hands in front of his crouch I pulled my cock and bollocks out then started pissing and said that's better Bill looked at me and I nodded to his cock and smiled I finished pissing and just stood there stroking my cock which was growing and quickly reached its 7 inches as I started tossing the bloke the other side looked over Bill to me his cock was now on show and was about 5 inches the Same as Bills but where Bills was very thin this blokes was so fat it looked the thickness of a beer can with a foreskin like me, he bent down and took Bills cock into his mouth and Bill started fucking his mouth while doing so cut another wet fart which smelt very ripe the type you do before you shit Bill said to the other bloke get up I wana fuck your arse the bloke stood turned put his hands on the sink and bent over I recon he was in his 60's medium build Bill stood behind the bloke then pushed forward and the bloke moaned then Bill started pushing his hips backwards and forwards in a fucking motion I didn't quite understand and reached between Bills legs but couldn't feel his cock and the bloke still had his trousers on then I worked it out the bloke had cut the back seem of his trousers so he could be fucked and his jacket covered this when walking or standing I was very turned on by this reached round and started tossing the bloke Bill was fucking he said slow down pal I don't want to shoot to soon so I just fingered his foreskin Bill was going at it farted then grunted and stopped, stepped back pulling his cock out which was still stiff and covered in the blokes shit the bloke bent and sucked Bills cock clean he then zipped up and left I started tossing the bloke and he shoot his spunk into the sink I said do you get much fun in here he said it varies I said doesn't the landlord hassle you he said no during the day he's on his own and can't leave the Bar so pisses in a sink in the back and as the bog is entered from the street I'm not seen coming in. Just then the door opened slightly and clicked to signal someone was coming in I put my cock away as the door opened and another bloke came in I went back to the bar Bill was there getting another pint I said to the landlord I'll have a pint of larger this time please the other bloke in the corner had gone when the landlord left I said to Bill that was horny watching you fuck that bloke nice one I hadn't cum in the toilet so was back to tossing my cock in my pocket Bill said I needed to drain my balls he then told me he used to fuck a lot of blokes or get sucked off when he worked on the busses, he worked the late shift and a lot of blokes would get on drunk and randy go upstairs so they could have some fun which he did if they were totally out of it he could take advantage and spunked his load up many a passed out bloke. He said some would often pass out then piss and shit themselves and he used to have to get them off the stop before the garage sometimes be would have to get the driver to give him a hand as they were dead weights one driver he worked with was a dirty fucker and when he came to help he would get his cock out and piss over the bloke or put his cock in his mouth and piss and sometimes if the bloke respond he would put his cock in his mouth and fuck till he spunked one time he bent a bloke over the seat pulled his trousers down and fucked his arse we never got together as we both liked fucking Bill was telling me this and he was swaying about and slurring slightly he said the bloke in the bog was always on his bus upstairs in the back seat and he and the driver had fucked him many times as did several other passengers. He said a few times he did a double shift and worked the afternoons and at 4.30pm the upstairs was full of horny school boys he said as he collected their fares he would look down to see an errect cock poking the front of their trousers up, some boys had their satchel over their crouch and many times when the bus had emptied he would go upstairs and there were a few seat backs that had spunk running down he said this used to get him really randy as he was saying this he put his had back in his pocket and started tossing again Danny the landlord came back and said closing time do you want a quick one Bill to which he said yes he looked at me and said how about you I said can't see a man drinking on his own he poured our drink said make it quick then left Bill picked up his pint downed half belched then farted, again when the smell hit me it was a need a shit fart I followed Bill but couldn't down mine as quickly I also belched, a couple of minutes later we had both finished just as the landlord opened the bar door and said cheers guys following us to the main door which he closed and locked behind us. We were out in the hot sun and Bill was swaying about and walking all over the pavement I said come on mate and took his left arm his right was in his pocket tossing I thought this blokes horny all the time and alcohol doesn't seem to effect him as I took his arm I noticed how much he smelt of sweat and spunk I hadn't noticed in the pub I remembered the way to his house and as we walked through the open park there were loads of people sitting on the grass kids playing I thought I hope he doesn't need to shit like last time as it's broad daylight. We walked past the bushes where you had to cross the road to get to Bills house suddenly Bill stopped I said alright he said pissing and I looked down and the front of his trousers were getting darker we were on grass so I couldn't see a puddle I suddenly realised I needed a piss and started and said to Bill I'm joining you he looked at me strangely and I said pissing he said oh then farted a massive wet one and said done and started walking we crossed the road and went to his front door he fumbled in his pockets found his keys dropped them I bent down between his legs to pick them up as I looked at his crouch he was pissing again I opened the door and Bill went in I followed him into the front room where he sat on the sofa. The front room had carpet which was covered in shit stains when George and I walked him home the other night he had projectile liquid shit which he had done on the carpet as there was a stain about 5 foot long the sofa was multi colored but full of brown stains and as I sat on it I smelt piss and shit the walls were painted a very faded cream a gas fire on one wall a window on one with brown and ripped net curtains then a very old dining table and 2 chairs no TV. I said lets get your jacket off as I did I noticed inside was a bus company name and logo I said was this your old bus conductors uniform he said ya made to last then. I stood up bent down and took his shoes off and the smell of piss soaked socks and sweat hit me I reached up and undid his trousers and tried to pull them down I said life up mate which he did then cut a wet fart which stank I got them off and there was his cock sticking up not rock hard like earlier in the pub toilet but stiff I thought this bloke could be taken advantage of in his drunken state I removed his tie and undid his shirt then took it off seeing him naked he was even thinner than he looked dressed, he was sitting with his arse on the edge of the sofa but his head back against the filthy cushions just staring into space tossing his cock I sat next to and took hold of his cock and started tossing him he just let me so I stood up took my cloths off and throw them over the edge of the sofa my cock was rampant and dripping pre cum I sat back down took hold of his cock again and was tossing both of us he farted then started pissing straight up in the air I pulled his cock towards me so his piss would cover me I felt I needed to piss so did it over Bills chest he was totally out of it by now, he said something which I couldn't understand I said what mate he repeated it but I still couldn't make it out he cut one of his massive high pitched farts and the room suddenly smelt like a sewer I realised he was shitting it was very loose not water like the last time but just pouring out of his arse down the front of the sofa onto the floor I said Bill your shitting he said couldn't hold it we had both finished pissing and I was tossing so hard I just spunked all over Bills legs he farted again and a 3 inch turd fell onto the pile of liquid shit Bill grunted and I felt his cock stiffen then he came it didn't soot out and up but just oused out of his cock a lot of thick strong smelling spunk I wasn't sure if he always came like that or it was due to the amount he drank. I laid back on the sofa coming down from my orgasm still holding Bill's cock which was still stiff then I heard snoring he had fallen asleep the next thing he started pissing again so I just let him do it all over himself. I got up got dressed and let myself out then started walking home it was still very hot I was stinking of piss, spunk, sweat as well as another smell which I think was Bill's sweat I went into the garage rather than the house took my cloths off opened a draw found some scissors and cut the right hand pocket out of the newly christened trousers I then went into the house put the shirt in the washing machine ready for later went up and had a shower while in the shower I wondered if Bill fucked George Mmm I thought something to find out.
Part 4 will follow with some new dirty blokes in. Please let me know what you think of the story so far.