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A new addresses part 2 Visiting the pub
After my time with George I had planned to visit him again and make sure I needed a shit so he could watch me I wasn't sure if he was into piss and shit or was just a natural dirty bloke I've meet several dirty blokes over the years who are not into a dirty scene they just live dirty. As I had only just moved I had things to do with the house and over the week had trades men coming to do jobs so couldn't visit George one of the workers was very interesting he looked and smelt dirty was very friendly didn't keep any social space and his body language was very open so I thought get him back at a later date to do another job and see what happens. Thursday night I decided to go to the Red Lion where George said he drank I decided to get there for about 10.30pm so I would only have half an hour before the pub closed although I enjoyed the dirty time I had with George I didn't know if we had anything in common to talk about and not going to the pub before didn't know what to expect. I didn't think my pissy pants and jeans would be suitable so I wore some old dark jeans I do the gardening in no pants and a tee shirt and an old pair of shoes I wore for working around in. The weather was unbelievable and still warm at 10pm when I set off for the pub, it took me longer than I thought and arrived at the Red Lion at 10.40pm it was an old Victorian building high coloured glass windows on either side of a door which was proped open inside was a small hall with a door straight ahead signed gents a door on the right signed lounge and a door on the left signed public bar. I thought I would try the public bar as I walked in there was just lino on the floor a long bench seat under the window the upholstery was ripped in several places, in front were 4 small round wooden topped metal legged tables with 2 stools either side, on the end wall was a fire place and opersite the window was the bar the walls were painted brown so it was dark and gloomy there were 6 blokes in George was at the bar with his back to me talking to a bloke then 2 blokes sitting at a table and the other 2 where sat by themselves. I went up to the bar and Infront of George and immediately smelt piss and sweat I said hello he said alright the barman who was just a young lad he looked about12 years old but must have been 18 to work there or maybe not asked what I wanted I oppted for a pint of larger as this makes me piss a lot and I wanted some more fun with George hopefully. He introduced the bloke next to him as Bill he was in his 50's or older about 5 foot 6 grey longish greasy hair skinny as a bean pole and swaying back and forth so he obviously had been drinking he was dressed in a grey suit white shirt and tie the trousers of the suit were ringed all the way down each leg with dark brown piss stains I thought this guy must piss himself regularly my cock was now stiff and poking out the front of my jeans. Bill said alright mate belched then took his hand out of his pocket to shake mine as I clasped his hand it was wet and slimy I thought his tossing himself he put his slimy hand back in his pocket and I watched him move it back and forth where his cock must have been. He picked up his glass and finished his beer without him ,saying anything the barman came up and said another Bill he said yes then the barman said goodnight and I looked and the 2 blokes who were sitting together left. When Bill got his drink George ordered another then farted and said beer makes me shit and fart and Bill said don't it just. The bar man then said anymore drinks guys before I go to the cellar I ordered another larger and then 1 of the blokes who was sitting on his own left. I was trying to follow the conversation between George and Bill but Bill was slurring his words I heard a very high pitched fart and thought it must have been Bill as I looked at him his trousers were darkening at the front then as I looked further down Bill was standing in a growing puddle I put my hand in my pocket and started squeezing my cock it was so horny watching him piss himself in the bar he still had his hand in his pocket so he must have been pissing over it. He farted again and George followed cutting a good 5 or 6 second one then said Bill your making a piss Bill said I didn't know I was but must have needed it then belched. The barman came back and said OK guys drink up I watched as he sniffed the air between George and Bill it was ripe the other bloke walked past and said goodnight George said lets get going I always help Bill home as he's had a few we left the bar George leading the way as we got to the main door to the street Bill held the door frame lifted his left leg up and cut a massive long high pitched fart then said fuck I needed that then staggered towards the kerb George was swaying a bit himself he took Bill by his left arm and said you take the other side he still had his hand in his pocket and as I took his arm could feel him tossing himself. We walked down the street into an open park area to cut through to where Bill lived he was staggering but being so light it wasn't a problem the night was very light and there was a full moon and even at 11.20pm it was still warm as we walked along Bill and George were constantly farting and Bill was still tossing himself I thought I wonder if George know this and if they messed around. We came to a large clump of bushes and suddenly Bill stopped and cut a massive wet fart and said fuck I've got to shit fuck get my trousers down I don't want to mess myself I said George you hold him I get his trousers I knelt in front of him opened his trousers unzipped him then pulled them down as I was doing this he cut another wet fart and said fuck hurry up as I got his trousers down his cock hit me in the face it was about 4 and a half to 5 inches long very thin with a large foreskin and stank of piss and a fishy smell I stood and took hold of his arm again now George and I were facing the opposite way to Bill he bent slightly farted as he did a stream of liquid shit shot out about 6 foot which kept coming George said oh you needed that mate I moved my right arm to support Bill then put my left hand down to where his cock was and started tossing him he was stiff but not rock hard the inside of his foreskin was very sticky and I wondered if he had spunked in the pub. The shit stopped and he farted again then another deluge came out of his arse it stank like a sewer and as I was playing with his cock he started pissing as he was stiff he was pissing about 4 foot in front of himself I then heard George fart and he said I'm making a piss I said nice one and he chuckled. Bill said he had done and George said he hadnt seen Bill shit so much I said you're seen him shit before he said he often shits his trousers and has shit on me several times I said you hold him and I'll get his trousers up. We took Bill home and by now he was out of it we left him in his front room George took his jacket off and I took off his shoes and what with the smell of piss sweat and rancid feet me cock was longing to be tossed George undid his tie and I removed his trousers in doing this his cock stood up and George said he's got a bone I said so have I he chuckled then farted I said nice one we left Bill on the sofa and let ourselves out as we got out the front door I put my hand on George's crouch and said wet you had a good piss he pressed my hand and held it there then I felt it getting wet I'm making another one he said then proceeded to cut a long wet sounding fart I said nice one Bills farts are high pitched yours sound deep and more manly he chuckled and said my dad's were even deeper and riper than mine I said I would have like to have meet him he said he and his brother my uncle were dirty buggers I said so you take after them he said I just grew up with men. Now George wasn't supporting Bill he was staggering a bit I stopped and said I'm pissing he chuckled and said nice we got to George's in about half an hour as he opened the front door he let me in then as he came in closed the front door turned me around and kissed me shoving his tounge into my mouth I hadn't noticed last time but he had a large tounge he stopped kissing me and stuck his tounge up my right nostril had a good lick around while he was doing this I was undoing his trousers got them and his soaking wet pants down he then put his tounge up my left nostril the feeling of this drove me insane I was running my hands through his massive bush and playing with his bollocks I could feel his cock rubbing against my stomach I managed to get my right hand under his bollocks and pushed my middle finger into his arse crack god it was so hot and hairy I found his shit hole and pushed my finger in I was surprised how wet his hole was as I was up to my knuckle he farted and groaned I could feel his hot gas coming out and I groaned this was a very ripe fart and I thought if I go any further will I find a turd I was hoping so. He said lets go into the back as I pulled my finger out he held my hand up and sniffed my finger. I had to stop myself from laughing as he didn't bother to pull his trousers up he just waddled into the room put on the light then feel onto the sofa cutting a massive fart as he did I knelt down and took his shoes off and the smell that hit me was incredible I then managed to get his wet trousers and Y fronts off they were stained yellowish brown from piss and in the back was a massive skid mark as he was taking his shirt off I kicked off my shoes then striped and throw my cloths on the floor George leant forward and took my cock in his mouth and pushed his right hand under my bollocks and pushed a finger into my shit hole which made me moan like crazy he did this for some time then took is mouth off my cock and said turn around I want your arse I bent over as he moved forward on the sofa to the edge he cut another wet fart and I saw bits of shit fly out onto the rug he said as usual beer makes me shit and fart so I said better out than in he chuckled then rimmed me for ages bending there I really needed to have a piss. I straightened up and turned around and said play with my tits I straddled his legs and lowered my arse onto his knees we took hold of each other's nipples and started to twist and pull we were both groaning I felt a hot wetness on my chest and looked down to see him pissing then he farted chuckled and said I've made a piss on you again lovely I said he leaned forward and started licking the piss off my right nipple then biting it then took hold of my left one and started pinching it I then felt his hand on my cock and felt his cock next to mine I sighed and started pissing he took his mouth off my nipple and said your making a piss on me and started tossing us faster. We stayed like this for a while and I said my legs are cramping so we both stood up and I layed on the filthy rug and George put his feet either side of my chest and lowered himself down in doing so he farted a massive wet one and splattered my chest in bits is shit he then moved his feet back so his knees where under my armpits and leant forward and pushed his cock into my mouth which I sucked the best I could in that position he took hold of my nipples and squeezed them so hard my cock jumped up and squirted a load of pre cum I moaned into his cock as he carried on playing with my nipples. I reached up and found his nipples started flicking them then rubbing them and squeezing very hard he moaned then I heard him fart then felt a hot heavy weight on my chest then smelt shit oh oh sorry he said I've made a shit on you he stood up quickly as he did a 6 inch trud very dark brown almost black fell from his arse onto my stomach as I looked down there was the other trud which he had done while sitting on me he farted again and another very soft 6 or 7 inch turd feel onto the others much lighter than the others he had a horrified look on his face and the room just stank of earthy meaty shit he said sorry sorry beer makes me shit and fart and with you playing with my tits I relaxed so much my shit came out I said do I look bothered he looked down at me and smiled then chuckled and said I used to do this with my dad and his brother my uncle when they came back from the pub. I said you have dumped about a pound of shit on me I've got to cum pull my tits please he bent down and started twisting and squeezing my nipples then took my cock in his mouth about 6 sucks and I spunked up he said I need to muck now he knelt up took hold of his big cock fisted it about 3 times and started shooting the first shot of spunk shot over my head this was followed by about 8 or 9 landing all over me it was very thick and bleachy smelling. He sighed farted and sat back on his legs we stayed in our positions for what seemed like ages but was probably only a few minutes George stood still a bit wobbly went to the coffee table picked up a news paper opened it on the floor next to me and started to take his turds of my chest and stomach put them in the paper then he wrapped them up he said lets go to the crapper and clean up I followed him to the bathroom where he stood me by the sink turned on the hot water leaned into the bath and got a flannel which was brown and threadbare he proceeded to clean the shit of me when he finished he picked a equally as brown and threadbare towel from the floor and dried me. I said thanks my turn he looked at me confused I turned him to face the sink then put my hand inside his massively hairy arse crack and wiped the shit out rinsed then did this several more times pushing my fingers into his shit hole and digging for dirt it wasn't spotless but clean I then rinsed and dried my hand he said I was the only person other than his dad or his dads brother my uncle to do that I said I enjoyed it. I wondered why he always said my dad's brother my uncle but thought what the hell I followed him back to where my clothes were as we walked down the uncarpeted hall he farted several more times I said don't tell me beer makes you shit and fart he laughed loudly and said you saw it did. George sat on the sofa the room stank of his shit which was still rolled up in the news paper on the floor and our combined piss I could see his eyes closing and he was laying back on the sofa I dressed and said I would let myself out he said cheers mate see ye later. I walked home stinking of shit and piss and thought hope I don't get stopped by the police or run into a neighbor still it was 12.30am by now so was unlikely to meet anyone I got home and went into the garage to strip as I took my jeans off I needed a piss so I opened the side door to the garage went out into the garden between my garage side door and neighbours fence it was very private I held my cock up and started pissing over myself which got me hard and seamed to reawaken the smell of George's shit when I finished I tossed myself off over my chest I went in had a long shower and slept well but before I drifted off I thought I wonder if Bill would be worth pursuing after all I knew where he lived and drank.