"Mister Ellis, nice to meet you. Thank you for filling out the questionnaire, it saves a lot of time and misinformation. Let me review and stop me at any time if I err. You are here because your wife is concerned about your lagging sexual performance, and she consulted your family doctor who did a thorough physical exam and lab workup, all of which were normal. Except that on examining you for a possible hernia, you developed a partial erection and when he examined your prostate, a full erection. He is concerned that you may have major repressed homosexual desires and sent you here to scientifically determine the validity of that idea. To review: you stated that your first orgasm was a few weeks before your thirteenth birthday, at age sixteen you were masturbating nine times a week, you had intercourse six times a week your first year of marriage, you now masturbate four times per week and have intercourse three times per month. Clearly, your libido is not an issue."
"This all ridiculous, I'm not gay, I never had any gay experiences, or gay desires. I'm happily married, we get along great and I'm 100% straight!"
Dr. Hinz: "Don, No one is 100% anything, we are all bisexual. Kinsey showed twenty years ago that the straightest of us has at least 10% gay feelings and the gayest have at least that much heterosexual desires. Everyone has repressed feelings they are not aware of and that has kept the psychiatric fraternity in business, to help one get in touch with those desires and fears. We have developed tests to precisely place you on the gay scale so that you may rationally deal with the findings for your future. You are only 28 years old and have the rest of your life to live.The testing is straightforward, we will explain as we go along what the testing is about and at the end we will communicate the results only to you and all records will be destroyed. Our workers are all of legal age, though many seem quite young. One thing I need to explain is the use of a tonometer, so you will not frightened. This little device measures hardness. It has a small spring loaded plunger which dents the test object to a variable degree. So when I placed it on my desk, it reads 0. Maximal hardness. When I place it on your cheek, it reads 36, quite soft. So if you will follow me to the testing lab, we can begin. Please remove all your clothing, put on the paper examination gown, and sit on the exam table. Your therapist will be with you shortly."
She was cute as hell: about five feet tall, blonde, pony tail, looked like a high school cheerleader. "Hi, my name is Tina.Now, if you will remove your paper gown, I will do the same. We want everyone to be on as even a footing as possible. During the testing, you may touch me if you wish. The glass on the table has been precisely weighed and please let me know when you are approaching climax because it is essential that we collect all of your ejaculation so we can measure the volume." She applied lube to his penis, started the metronome on the table and began jacking his cock in time to the metronome which was clicking along at 80/minute. Her breasts were so high and firm, he had to feel them, and they felt like teenage tits. Then she stopped stroking, measured his cock with the tonometer, made a couple of two second notes on her clipboard and resumed stroking. "I need to stop every minute for measurements, but the interruption will not ever be longer than this one." Her pussy had a light fuzz of blonde hair, and his hand went on autopilot and he stroked it. Wet. Turgid clit. Nice. She stopped to measure again, resumed and after about a dozen measuring cycles, he felt orgasm approaching and as instructed, he so informed her.
"Now, roll over toward me." She held the cup under his cockhead and after a few more strokes, he squirted into the cup. She waited a minute, stripped his penis to get the last drop and said, "Nice specimen. Thank you for your cooperation. Your next appointment is scheduled for three days from now. Again, you are to abstain from any sort of sexual activity until then."
He was back in the same exam room as before, and in a paper gown. His therapist came in with the same gown. "Mr Ellis, my name is Hercules Manos. Most folks call me Herkie. May I call you Don? You know the drill, let's shuck the gowns." The name was Greek, and he looked the part of a bantamweight olympian: black hair in ringlets, perfectly muscled, not a hair on his body, appeared to be about eighteen, but his penis was out of proportion to his 5'6" height. It was erect, standing straight up, thick with a big flaring helmet and a good 7 inches in length. Herkie looked down at his cock and smiling, said, "As is plain to see, I enjoy my work! As before, feel free to touch if you wish". He started the metronome after the first tonometry measurement and began to stroke Don's by now quite hard penis. To Don, the feeling was more intense. He thought to himself, 'maybe it's true that only a man knows how to jack another man's dick.' He reached over and felt Herkie's balls, pulled up tight beside the root of his cock, then slid up the shaft to feel his flaring helmet, extending well byond the width of the shaft. He'd never seen another hard penis up close and was fascinated. As the metronome clicked and the stroking continued he began to feel the approach of orgasm. His cock was getting ever more sensitive and every stroke intensified the pressure in his pelvis as though the pressure behind the dam was too much and the dam was about to break. He wanted the wonderful sensations to last, but he wanted to cum. "Oh, God, I'm gonna cum! I want to cum! Ohhhh, make me cu......OH! OH! O, O, O, ooooHHHHH. I'm CUMMING! Ahhhhhhhh! And the jizz squirted into the collection cup, jet after joyous jet. Oh, man, o, wow, whew! That was terrific!"
Herkie: "Don, if you will break for lunch, Dr. Hinz will want to see you after he has compiled the data."
"Mr. Ellis," Dr Hinz said, " I would like to share with you the results of our preliminary data." He handed Don a sheet of paper.
Tina Hercules
Time to Maximum Erection in minutes 12 3 Maximum Hardness in units 7 10
Appearance of Precum in minutes 9 1 Amount of Precum + ++++ Time to Ejaculation in minutes 15 6 Amount of Ejaculate in cc 6 17 Apparent enjoyment + ++++
"Now, Mr. Ellis, how do you interpret the results?"
Don: "Well, it does look like I was more excited with Hercules.... Ah, how do you grade 'Apparent Enjoyment."
Dr. Hinz: "If you will watch the television screen, I will replay the two semen collecting sessions. When Tina begins, you give her a good looking over, fondle her breasts and genitalia, and then watch either your penis being masturbated, or the wall, or the ceiling. Note the frown of intense concentration as though you were working hard to climax. Then when you did reach orgasm, your face relaxed to a flat expression. When Hercules takes off his gown, that is the last time your eyes leave his penis. You begin by fondling his scrotum and you never take your hand from his genital organs. As your orgasm approaches, your face takes on a look of rapture and when you ejaculate, the expression is.... how would you describe it... as though you were witnessing heaven for the first time. We have enough information to state unequivocally that you are thoroughly bisexual, and over 80% on the gayness scale. More precise classification will follow, but it will not change these conclusions to any significant degree. We now move on to the practical evaluation: you will have an opportunity to experience the major classes of gay sex play. The therapists are disease free, tested frequently, careful, kind, interested in your pleasure first and theirs a distant second, the environment is clean and secure and it might take a lifetime to have the ideal opportunities to experience the gay sex that you are embarking on. Again, please abstain from any sexual activity for three days before each appointment. And I would avoid discussing this process with your wife. We will talk of the whys and wherefores of that subject when the testing is done."
His first therapist, Eric, was altogether an average fellow. Nice looking, nice build, nice complexion, etc, but nothing noteworthy. His member was an average six inches. Nothing to get excited about, but Don's cock was hard before Eric came into the room and it never softened. Eric pointed to the queen size bed: "A lot nicer than that cold, hard exam table, no? Come on, let's get onto the sack and relax. No hurry this time, just lie back and enjoy yourself. We're going to do mutual masturbation. I guess I'm unusual, but it's my favorite form of sex play. I can watch your orgasm, feel it, and hands are more versatile than tongues or rectums I think you will have to agree. I'm a nurse in real life, but I lend Dr. Hinz a hand, no pun intended, a couple of times a week. The spare change is nice, I just really do like to jack guys off, and my wife is happy that I'm not trying to jump her bones every day. Let's get in the 69 position so we can watch each other's dicks."
TO BE CONTINUED